🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
ElseWorld712 said:
Imagine getting groomed by Jet of all people. Brad pitt? Ryan gosling? Jake gyllenhaal? Na i got groomed by a fat korean looking guy whose best friend is big purple.
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its disgusting honestly, she's hot enough she could easily get an attractive guy, but she chose the wiggers.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I just miss it, bros ..
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RiCIwNJq-Qc
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There's still a fair bit of hate for S3 largely for the normie cast being carried by Burt and Alex B (valid) and the RV (very valid) but I think a lot of it was the recency bias of just hating the newest season and very soon people are going to turn around and look at S3 in a more positive light, and I'm here for it.
2.5 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 4 But they all have great moments in their own ways
And that's where it's at.
 
I was kind of malding, but being able to watch wp2 without paying for it has calmed my anger at the wiggers.
Thanks to the people who have been linking it.

It's kind of wild that this FT season was scheduled with the release to build hype and they ended up just making people hate them.
Seems like a massive fuckup for something they've been working on for years, but I'm not a galaxy brained wigger so what do I know.
 
I was looking through my downloads folder and found a bunch of random clips I had saved from the end of S3. I complained about it more than probably anyone but goddamn it, this recent nonsense has got me feeling nostalgic for RVtank... :(










(Edit) Sorry for not reducing file size before uploading, I am retarded
 
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Eternal KWABOTY
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NiggerLicker said:
Snippet of Freddy’s IG live. Will the wiggers keep this guy in the mix or is Jet simply too horny and desperate? Potential goldmine
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This room should be recreated in ft season 5! The horribly applied planet trim, the blue wall, the old timey picture frame and then just an insane amount of bottles. I guess Freddy was such a good fish, because it's just in his DNA.

I remember the first two days, where most people guessed he'd be kind of boring. Looking back, I wonder how hard it was for him to act normal.
 
You guys remember Ted/Teddy? I was thinking earlier that he must be one of the weirdest Fishtank fans I've ever seen. He almost got raped by BURT on a number of occasions and just accepted it. I think this is a representation of the Fishtank fandom as a whole. They just sit and accept the rape of JET NEPTUNE every season, and come back even stronger for the next season.
 
Sieg1888 said:
You guys remember Ted/Teddy? I was thinking earlier that he must be one of the weirdest Fishtank fans I've ever seen. He almost got raped by BURT on a number of occasions and just accepted it. I think this is a representation of the Fishtank fandom as a whole. They just sit and accept the rape of JET NEPTUNE every season, and come back even stronger for the next season.
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Don't forget how he was super predatory, he cried all the time and was a meek bitch which allowed him into the women's circle as they would hug and touch him. Unfunny nasty faggot and imo the worst contestant in the shows history.
 
kill jet
behead jet
roundhouse kick jet into the concrete
slam dunk jet into a trashcan
 
Tonight there was an Instagram live with Seth/Ellie/Aryeh.



Notes:
>Ellie starts by saying she's in a hotel and woke up alone after Direnc left her there, then later she says she's going to go back to the hotel soon. She looks like she's in an RV (maybe not the S3 RV but an RV nonetheless) or maybe a bunk bed. They all seem to have low ceilings so who knows.
>Seth and Aryeh didn't know about the trip Ellie and Direnc were going on, according to Seth they were rushed out of the house pretty quick and didn't have time to say goodbye to the girls. Aryeh would've liked to have gone to New York.
Nothing else that interesting was said (Ellie bought a shirt in New York and Direnc was her guardian helping her, some music talk, Seth shows off his weed, Seth's little brother is off camera (doesn't want his face shown), Ellie left her airpods in Florida etc.) but its archived.
 
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