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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
>bu... bu... but I thought this was...
>a gay show? sorry buddy, there will be no man sitting on my casting couch
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Ellie starts by saying she's in a hotel and woke up alone after Direnc left her there, then later she says she's going to go back to the hotel soon.
Man, learn to listen.

Seth says "I feel bad for you Ellie, left all alone in your hotel there"
Ellie replies "I'm gonna leave soon, go buy some food, then I'll retreat back to the hotel"
Seth says "You should get some doordash, you don't have to leave"

She's at the hotel, she's leaving to buy food and is going back to the hotel later.

It's like you have low IQ or something.

Seth and Aryeh didn't know about the trip Ellie and Direnc were going on
This is also not true.
Aryeh would've liked to have gone to New York.
Aryeh never said anything about this, he only talked about his missing phone charger until his phone ran out of battery.

Conclusion:
It's evident you never watched this livestream like I did and made up stuff, real schizophrenic.
I hate fake news.
 
Don't worry, guys, Jet is already working on season 5, he's just going to spend a few weeks trying to fuck the girl who sounds like she's 12 and is still in high school first. nbd
 
The Bloodgames 2 NPC application link is still live and the tweet hasn't been deleted by Xavier.
Means absolutely nothing but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't happy to see it
 
So who thinks we will actually get S5?

I think its over. These guys are retarded and beyond incompetent. They will not sell these three houses nor will they be securing s warehouse and rigging up anything that makes sense. They will not move operations out of state.

The only way I see a S5 happening is if they run it in one of the existing houses or buy another stupid house 20 minutes stay and have the same shit happen again.

But there will be no warehouse, there will be no land bought in a far away place. These are grown men retards. Hyde took 10 years to follow up his six episode run on Adult Swim, and most of the sketches are call backs to previous sketches.

You really think the wiggers and Hyde are going to tour properties? You really think they will get permits? Of course they won't.

Atleast thats my prediction.
 
So who thinks we will actually get S5?

I think its over. These guys are retarded and beyond incompetent. They will not sell these three houses nor will they be securing s warehouse and rigging up anything that makes sense. They will not move operations out of state.

The only way I see a S5 happening is if they run it in one of the existing houses or buy another stupid house 20 minutes stay and have the same shit happen again.

But there will be no warehouse, there will be no land bought in a far away place. These are grown men retards. Hyde took 10 years to follow up his six episode run on Adult Swim, and most of the sketches are call backs to previous sketches.

You really think the wiggers and Hyde are going to tour properties? You really think they will get permits? Of course they won't.

Atleast thats my prediction.
I absolutely agree that they will not sell all three properties in time to relaunch this show in their stated time frame. Depending on how much they have in the bank, they may not need to. As far as the warehouse thing, It's possible. The only difficulty is running enough power to operate a whole fake house. They could rent a couple big generators. Sound stages for professional films are built with that kind of power draw in mind, regular warehouses are not. Professional sound stages are very expensive to rent for the 3 or 4 months they'd need one for, and buying one would be even worse. Building one may not be too bad but idk what the zoning requirements would be and it would take years.

They'd have to put more effort into this than anything they've done so far, so your concern is valid. Hard to say if they'll manage to pull something out of their ass and make it work before January.
 
I absolutely agree that they will not sell all three properties in time to relaunch this show in their stated time frame. Depending on how much they have in the bank, they may not need to. As far as the warehouse thing, It's possible. The only difficulty is running enough power to operate a whole fake house. They could rent a couple big generators. Sound stages for professional films are built with that kind of power draw in mind, regular warehouses are not. Professional sound stages are very expensive to rent for the 3 or 4 months they'd need one for, and buying one would be even worse. Building one may not be too bad but idk what the zoning requirements would be and it would take years.

They'd have to put more effort into this than anything they've done so far, so your concern is valid. Hard to say if they'll manage to pull something out of their ass and make it work before January.
Correct me if Im wrong, but did they ever actually use the word "warehouse"? I only recall hearing "commercial property" which could mean anything, really.
 
Correct me if Im wrong, but did they ever actually use the word "warehouse"? I only recall hearing "commercial property" which could mean anything, really.
Hyde specifically said warehouse in the final video.

The logistics and permits they neglected four times in a row would pale in comparison to the work they would need to do to secure a warehouse and rig it properly. It simply will not be done.

The type of people that it takes to make this happen would have not made the mistakes they made 4 times in a row.
 
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