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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
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It is a gay male dating show.
oh yeah
 
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It's pretty funny watching the ability one nice autistic boy has to make others cope, seethe, and dilate at levels that are unparalleled in this Fishtank thread.

See Jon has something that sets him apart from all the other fishtank contestants to this point. Jon does not care how many followers or how much clout you have, if you are trying to do something positive with your life, and help others- that is enough for Jon. It is evident by the large group of people Jon has around him. Even after being kicked off of Fishtank S1 and Bloodgames, Jon made a community for himself and surrounded himself with people who want to spread positivity to the world.

I was impressed by the little promo they came up with yesterday. I came on this thread expecting a lot of negativity and more gay accusations, cause that's all people have with Jon- and it's so boring and lame, and recycled. But don't sweat it Jon- a lot of the people in this thread are deeply closeted. They watch an unrepentant gay black pornstar describe his sexual encounters with other men, and claim they're just doing it for 'entertainment'. How pathetic. Who sounds like the fag to an outsider- the one working out with friends and partying with girls, or the ones watching a gay black man talk about sex with men, and have sex with men on stream? I think we all know the answer to that. Complete projection.

It's nice watching Jon build something with a group of friends. It's far more creative than any other fishtank contestant has done to this point. Much like Jon sprinting across the map on a bum leg to save Letty- a girl who has talked bad about him when convenient, trashed his bible, and soiled the relationship by lying to him- Jon forgave her and did what he could to protect her. Jon is not egotistical like the other contestants. He doesn't mind you calling him a retard or putting him down. Jon cares about honoring Christ through his action, and has an open ear to listening to the Lord. It fills my heart with joy seeing this little world he's created for himself, I can only hope he continues to keep Christ as a guiding light for his action, day in and day out.

But it is entertainment at the end of the day, and we've seen how arrogant Jet can be at times- I've got no issue believing Jon that Jet went back on his word, and Jealous Judas Jimmy took the opportunity to backstab Jon as quickly as possible. Repent Jimmy. There's a reason you have the job you do, you have to overcome what happened to you as a child, and seek Christ, or you'll forever be a little toddler perpetually making excuses for your own poor behavior. No one is denying that what happened to you isn't wrong, but you can't let it control your life.

Also, if this galaxy gas thing is true- how pathetic, unprofessional, and unproductive that is for someone running a show. Jet can choose not to address what happened to him and the truth behind Jon's words- but I believe Jon. And threatening to release what happened when you gave an autistic kid who doesn't drink in an extremely peer pressured environment, full access to alcohol? You idiot Jet, you're lucky you weren't prosecuted for that. It was on you to guide the show, and you led them down a dark path.

I'm really hoping the next season honors contestants dignity, has a game concept with clear set rules, and a closed environment- cause a repeat of season 3 and this show is completely dead in the water. Do something positive Jet, get rid of that ego.

Perpetual Jon W. Jon makes Satan Cope, Seethe, and Dilate
 
I don't really like Jon's "friends" but I do give them credit for helping him to create ADL, whatever their real intention are. Afterall, like to root for the underdog.

I'm willing to give Jon the same courtesy as Jet and see where things goes.
 
Checked out Jons new christian order fistank toys. He didn't put a price on the Cigar delivery.
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Also doesn't verify address on purchasing
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Curious if this even does anything.
 
Checked in to see him announce no showers for 30 days.

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Some girl already snapped her ankle.
 
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I havent got any of their names down yet, but this girl
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has just revealed she is a pole dancer, not fully nude but she does have her boobs exposed while she dances. She also revealed she gets paid to do non sexual kinks like smoking cigars. NO SWUTS AWOWED!
 
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