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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
whispertrigger said:
Jon does not own this account. This is run by the Love, America clothing brand. (Who is a part of Jon's 40 Boys cult)
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Jon sees himself as a cult leader like Andrew Tate but he's really just a cult's puppet. It's like something out of a Greek tragedy.
 
Agares said:
So that's where he took courses in cognitive dissonance and learned how to be Christian while also following a grifting Muslim sex trafficker.
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Well, yes of course! That's the effect of direct tutelage from Professor Tate himself. I heard he took lessons in private after class. I wish I was a fly on that wall.

sum ting wong said:
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Jon looks stressed in this clip. And who's the bitch in the passenger seat? Or maybe a 40 Boy with painted nails - do we really know anymore?
 
hog cranking frog said:
Jon does not look like a natural behind the wheel.
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He might crash the party bus.

sum ting wong said:
For the same reason the America First people around Jon keep egging him on, they like the drama and attention. For the record I'm not saying you're right or wrong though, I have no idea if it's AI. I'm just saying nobody who is currently around Jon is a trustworthy person.
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Jon has surrounded himself with homo-adjacent ass-kissers. I think this drama is the end, Jon's decline imminent.
 
whispertrigger said:
Jon looks stressed in this clip. And who's the bitch in the passenger seat? Or maybe a 40 Boy with painted nails - do we really know anymore?
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Probably one of the 40 boys. Clicking through his orbiters I also found this video (from this account)



and he's been running polls all day and posting stuff. I guess they've been driving to wherever they're filming.
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sum ting wong said:
Probably one of the 40 boys. Clicking through his orbiters I also found this video (from this account)

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and he's been running polls all day and posting stuff. I guess they've been driving to wherever they're filming.
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Based on the profile picture, it appears that Colton is the one filming the video and performing some kind of ape-like ritual dance at the end.
 

Jon's Handler Exposed (Gay Love Triangle?)​


I have it on Good Authority that this man is the mastermind of Jon's Cult, and in fact, his handler.

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Jon claims he is not a homosexual. But ask yourself: Is this straight behavior? With how sensitive he appears, would it seem likely that just any guy would be allowed within groping distance?

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Now consider this: Burt has just arrived in Bend, Oregon. Burt is a self-admitted homosexual. When you do the math - might be we sensing a gay Love Triangle?

Tune in next time for the next Expose: Jon is Jewish

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whispertrigger said:

Jon's Handler Exposed (Gay Love Triangle?)​


I have it on Good Authority that this man is the mastermind of Jon's Cult, and in fact, his handler.

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Jon claims he is not a homosexual. But ask yourself: Is this straight behavior? With how sensitive he appears, would it seem likely that just any guy would be allowed within groping distance?

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Now consider this: Burt has just arrived in Bend, Oregon. Burt is a self-admitted homosexual. When you do the math - might be we sensing a gay Love Triangle?

Tune in next time for the next Expose: Jon is Jewish

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So you come in here double post like a regular and give us these fantastic J-anon drops in a time when John and his 40 boys are running some kind of Internet PR gayop.

Thank you for your service. o7
 
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