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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
A large amount of the viewer base from s1 and s2 probably didn't watch s3 based on Burt's disturbing and disgusting faggotry.
I've been here since season 1 and loved season 3. Burt's sex addiction and nonstop talking about gay shit did get very grating near the end of the show but I still had a really great time watching it.
 
Something sounds off about Jet's voice in that call. My first impression was that it sounded like an impersonator (ridiculous I know). A fishtank twitter guy is trying to show proof that it's AI generated which I'm not convinced of but I'll share here anyway. While the most plausible scenario is that it's Jet, it just does not sound like him. I do hope I'm wrong though.

 

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Burt understood the mission and played his character better than any of the other fish we've seen so far.
After having looked at his history, former attempts at "acting" and his personas like "Jim O'Hara" I'm positive he's not acting he's truly just an unhinged sperg, and up until perhaps the road trip he was utterly clueless.
 
A large amount of the viewer base from s1 and s2 probably didn't watch s3 based on Burt's disturbing and disgusting faggotry.
It's Fishtank lol. The viewer base from s1 and 2 were dying laughing at Burt's shenanigans and were thankful the wiggers discovered a genuine eccentric. "DUDE wipes, MANscapped, MR. beast, HIMS. What the HELL is going on here!?"

It's not like the s1 and 2 viewer base wanted fish like Brian or TJ again, s3 was way better than s2. I'd believe that a large portion of the s1 and s2 audience didn't watch s3 based on Fatty's obnoxious and disgusting faggotry.
 
Do you guys think that they would've given Burt the 50k if the scam businesses didn't come up the night before?
 
Fatty's obnoxious and disgusting faggotry.
He's why I tuned out on most of the end of S1, almost skipped S2 in its entirety(also all the smoking, yuck) and didn't even bother with S3 except for checking in here from time to time.
TFD
 
Do you guys think that they would've given Burt the 50k if the scam businesses didn't come up the night before?
Nah, it was clear Sam hated Burt and he didn't do himself favours saying he was just going to hand it out to everyone. He even managed to fuck up the Gold Burt ending by not being able to follow instructions which probably put the nail in it.

Something sounds off about Jet's voice in that call.
If anyone else was making these claims I'd believe it because it's completely on-brand for Jet to do this, but Empathchan is as deranged as Channing and isn't remotely trustworthy.
 
Something sounds off about Jet's voice in that call. My first impression was that it sounded like an impersonator (ridiculous I know). A fishtank twitter guy is trying to show proof that it's AI generated which I'm not convinced of but I'll share here anyway. While the most plausible scenario is that it's Jet, it just does not sound like him. I do hope I'm wrong though.

WTF would some random OF whore go through the effort of making a fake Jet Neptune impersonation? That is 100% him.
 
I really wish someone with full knowledge of that Remillio shit would make a detailed thread, everything I know of them has been from basic surface observations or just what other people in similar circles have said so its hard to just believe shit given how wild some of the accusations are but then you spend like 10 minutes looking into Charlotte Fang/Miya shit and all the rabbit holes from there it's fucking bizzare gay shit and everyone involved is a massive greasy fucking weirdo.
@Sprate Header, are you up writing this one? Sorry for tagging you.
 
Someone on Twitter pointed this out, the audio is as if the phone was on speaker, but it isn't in the video?
 
WTF would some random OF whore go through the effort of making a fake Jet Neptune impersonation? That is 100% him.
For the same reason the America First people around Jon keep egging him on, they like the drama and attention. For the record I'm not saying you're right or wrong though, I have no idea if it's AI. I'm just saying nobody who is currently around Jon is a trustworthy person.
 
A large amount of the viewer base from s1 and s2 probably didn't watch s3 based on Burt's disturbing and disgusting faggotry.
im an S1 and S2 fan who didnt reallly watch S3, but none of my reasons had anything to do with burt.
 
@Sprate Header, are you up writing this one? Sorry for tagging you.
I've had it on my bucket list for a long time, but I'm working on other projects atm and am unlikely to pick up Remilia as a topic for a while.

I do know that they're adjacent to the BAPsphere - would you be interested in taking the lead on it? I could probably help out with the research and stuff, but I would not be able to actually write it myself any time soon, lol
 
A large amount of the viewer base from s1 and s2 probably didn't watch s3 based on Burt's disturbing and disgusting faggotry.
I was basically glued to season 1 but didn't really watch much of season 2 because it's the holiday season and the contestants were all cringy faggots, I tuned in way more during season 3.
 
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