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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Polska krowa said:
Yeah, this was the day Sam gave him the special water, as they were clearly worried about how dehydrated he was from only drinking coffee and then getting drunk. He clearly got the sparkling water thing from the Tates, too... as they both regularly talk about sparkling water and how they don't trust men who don't drink sparkling water.

I have no way of confirming it, but I do suspect that not all of the Zipp cans actually contained Zipp and some contained water instead so that they could keep them hydrated.
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I had assumed that Zipp was flavored water like Le Croix, not soda.
 
kitsuragi said:
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guys is greg okay
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Blackstar said:
On season 1 he refused to drink anything except spring water from glass bottles and coffee, and made a lot of outrageous claims such as: Having a 6 pack as a baby, having multiple baby mammas, saying his first words at a couple months old, and being a former firefighter (he was actually a forest technician).
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He was probably the "my dad works for Nintendo" kid when he was younger.
 
Blackstar said:
On season 1 he refused to drink anything except spring water from glass bottles and coffee, and made a lot of outrageous claims such as: Having a 6 pack as a baby, having multiple baby mammas, saying his first words at a couple months old, and being a former firefighter (he was actually a forest technician).
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He also claimed to have bitten someones nutsack to win a fight.
 
ive always taken jon as being serious. he just seems to kind of chronic liar retard type. if he is playing a character then bravo, he's really good at it.

Swamp_Donkey said:
He also claimed to have bitten someones nutsack to win a fight.
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one of the gayset things i have ever heard.

Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I had assumed that Zipp was flavored water like Le Croix, not soda.
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the website for it makes it look a lot like a lacroix kind of thing to me.
 
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
the website for it makes it look a lot like a lacroix kind of thing to me.
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It's hard to tell what's genuine and what's a joke on the can due to there being a lot of obvious jokes in the ingredients, but it does claim to have 44 MG of caffeine and has the words "energy drink" on the side. If this is true, it would not be a good substitute for water and would be potentially dangerous to use it so. An artificially flavored sparkling water like lacroix or bubbli would be annoying as a water substitute, but not dangerous to your health.
 
I'm still on the hunt for my favorite Greg bit, but here's a funny moment from Day 9. Jon just doesn't get it.

 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
It's hard to tell what's genuine and what's a joke on the can due to there being a lot of obvious jokes in the ingredients, but it does claim to have 44 MG of caffeine and has the words "energy drink" on the side. If this is true, it would not be a good substitute for water and would be potentially dangerous to use it so. An artificially flavored sparkling water like lacroix or bubbli would be annoying as a water substitute, but not dangerous to your health.
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Isn't 40mg of caffeine tiny? Like a cup of coffee is 60+. A monster is 120 and this new zoomer shit is in the 200+ range.
 
hog cranking frog said:
Isn't 40mg of caffeine tiny? Like a cup of coffee is 60+. A monster is 120 and this new zoomer shit is in the 200+ range.
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It’s absolutely nothing. A cup of coffee is 95mg and a can of Monster is 160mg. It has less caffeine than a single 12oz can of Mountain Dew (56mg)
Dashusethetrashcan said:
Hearts in the right place Jon, but thats Donald Trumps son lol

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Jon can really relate to president Trump. After all he was just the victim of an assassination attempt himself!:semperfidelis:
 
Agares said:
He could do so much better than her, dear god. her pussy and personality must be amazing to him.
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sad thing is this isnt uncommon. skinny as balls guy with fat as sin woman. i think some of it has to do with lack of confidence int eh guy, that or his personality is so terrible only a ham beast would stay with him.

my advice to guys like him is to lift. once you bulk up not only do you look better, but you get the confidence to ditch the ham beasts.
 
I feel like most everyone knew someone like Jon growing up, a kid who just lies about the smallest things for seemingly no reason bit it all just rolls off his back.
Very odd fellow
Kind of genuinely hard to dislike as you know he's just struggling for approval from... someone?
 
Noble Redditor said:
Oneitis. There's nothing else to it.
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That or they met on a dating app. That's what I assume when I see a lot of conventionally attractive men with short, fat goblin women.
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
sad thing is this isnt uncommon. skinny as balls guy with fat as sin woman. i think some of it has to do with lack of confidence int eh guy, that or his personality is so terrible only a ham beast would stay with him.

my advice to guys like him is to lift. once you bulk up not only do you look better, but you get the confidence to ditch the ham beasts.
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Could be low self esteem too, or that he assumed she'd be more loyal.
 
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