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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
they pay $50/hr to mop floors now? unless you apparently just did an hr vs hr comparison and didn't realize he'd only be working 40hr a week (if he was lucky!) and even beyond that you aren't accounting for the shitload of cigs he smoked during his stay.
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Cigs were covered by staff. Do we know how much he made? 3-4k tops?
 
Sicko Hunter said:
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name me which california business gives free cigs to the employees and i'll join there right now! also pretty sure the Jap said he was paid 10k but then got taxes taken out. Which again is something i'd love to make in the span of 40 days, imaging making close to 6 figures when you're an immigrant and don't even have a degree.
 
Guys they have REAL vampires.
Mr.Goldstriker really went all out with this one
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
name me which california business gives free cigs to the employees and i'll join there right now! also pretty sure the Jap said he was paid 10k but then got taxes taken out. Which again is something i'd love to make in the span of 40 days, imaging making close to 6 figures when you're an immigrant and don't even have a degree.
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If he made 10k I don't feel bad for him. Do you know where he said that? I thought he made like 4k or something near that.
 
Noble Redditor said:
Season 2 Fish weren't given free access to alcohol. They had a bartender every night to serve drinks.
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there's actually a fuck load of loopholes in those alcohol laws but basically in most states you can in fact drink if you have your parents permission but obviously they still have to buy the booze for you. its like that inbetweeners bit about being able to have beer with your meal regardless of age
 
Potatoherder said:
Shinji has started a gofundme. I have a feeling it won't go as well as he hopes.
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Say what you will about Chris, but at the time of his GoFundMe, viewers were at least a little invested in the idea of supporting Chris in some way. He got a strong feature on the fishtank site as the show was still ongoing and even with all that it didn't get close to the 50k that Shinji is asking for.
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fatty-fund at the end, having started with a 10k goal, being pushed up as support increased.

The Shinji fund really seems like a joke. Its just pathetic and sad, with the worst timing possible.
 
I guess it's fundraiser day. At least this one is funny because even though there's no shot of me donating to either it's funny that Jimmy's sister is a small time model and local socialite.

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I guess I don't know what Shinji was expecting, part of me kinda feels bad for him but there's also this weird delusion of grandure. Even Sam's partners barely get any substantial view counts on streams. Nor has he really put in the grind for it. It's literally boiled down to "pls gibs me e-fame"
 
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How many guys hang out, or live, in Sam Hyde's "lair" (or whatever the space he's filming in can be named)?

Whenever I see a clip from one of Hyde's videos/streams, there seems to quite often be a new face I've never seen before briefly appearing in frame, laughing at something being discussed, and then leaving.

There seems to be a giant sausage party going on. I'm all for hanging out with the bros in a no-women-are-allowed-space, but it does seem at least somewhat strange.
Is Sam an actual mentor to men who are lost in life in some sense? How does he even select the men he's shouldering?
 
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Is Crash "our tall friend"?

Also Shinji can't really complain about torture when he got it easier than anyone who didn't quit in the first week. It must've been really hard standing around in the corners of rooms watching other people going through it.
 
Vulpes Mulpes said:
How many guys hang out, or live, in Sam Hyde's "lair" (or whatever the space he's filming in can be named)?

Whenever I see a clip from one of Hyde's videos/streams, there seems to quite often be a new face I've never seen before briefly appearing in frame, laughing at something being discussed, and then leaving.

There seems to be a giant sausage party going on. I'm all for hanging out with the bros in a no-women-are-allowed-space, but it does seem at least somewhat strange.
Is Sam an actual mentor to men who are lost in life in some sense? How does he even select the men he's shouldering?
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Jet, Chris Lynch, Damiel, Bicflame, Laker, Cowboy, Ben
for a minute, Bobby Hacker and Alex Schulz too could be seen around loitering, Mr Hacker is the lead director (?) of World Peace 2 and Alex the assistant (?)
 
Vulpes Mulpes said:
How many guys hang out, or live, in Sam Hyde's "lair" (or whatever the space he's filming in can be named)?

Whenever I see a clip from one of Hyde's videos/streams, there seems to quite often be a new face I've never seen before briefly appearing in frame, laughing at something being discussed, and then leaving.

There seems to be a giant sausage party going on. I'm all for hanging out with the bros in a no-women-are-allowed-space, but it does seem at least somewhat strange.
Is Sam an actual mentor to men who are lost in life in some sense? How does he even select the men he's shouldering?
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Vulpes Mulpes said:
How many guys hang out, or live, in Sam Hyde's "lair" (or whatever the space he's filming in can be named)?

Whenever I see a clip from one of Hyde's videos/streams, there seems to quite often be a new face I've never seen before briefly appearing in frame, laughing at something being discussed, and then leaving.

There seems to be a giant sausage party going on. I'm all for hanging out with the bros in a no-women-are-allowed-space, but it does seem at least somewhat strange.
Is Sam an actual mentor to men who are lost in life in some sense? How does he even select the men he's shouldering?
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I think he has a lot of guests for streams and possibly short term contractors working on various things for him.
 
Punitive Castration said:
I guess it's fundraiser day. At least this one is funny because even though there's no shot of me donating to either it's funny that Jimmy's sister is a small time model and local socialite.

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Archives for this stuff.


Punitive Castration said:
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Is Crash "our tall friend"?

Also Shinji can't really complain about torture when he got it easier than anyone who didn't quit in the first week. It must've been really hard standing around in the corners of rooms watching other people going through it.
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