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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
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I don't know if anyone's sat down and figured out how much Shinji had in the bank, but I remember TJ had less than $4000 when the Theft challenge happened because Jet said if they'd stolen from TJ he would have owed them $300.
The entire Theft challenge was incredibly Jewy, they must've assumed Tayleigh had to be the one to give her prize money up because she had >$10k and the others had half that or less so if she won she'd make $60,000 on the spot and TJ would walk away with $3700 which is less than what Duany'ay made. You could hardly really call it a challenge, they might as well have taken Tayleigh down to the basement and told her they're jewing her out of the cash for "fairness."

Both Sylvia and Vance made about $8000, iirc. And that was fourth and third place.
 
Shinji is really going off the bullet train rails here. The entire 2nd season was just compromised entirely of thin skinned simpletons. Most of these people make Mauro look like a pillar of stoicism
 
It's quite funny that Shinji is now talking about being ashamed of being on Fishtank when he did porn and publicly posts his xvideos channel of him humping the air watching VR porn.

Don't get me wrong, they're both degenerate, but he has plenty of shame in his life already.
 
Sylvia ain't holding back against Shinji
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The OG has spoke up
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popnloch ness monster said:
Jon coomed in Summer's ass and all you got was a Golden Scarab/company scrip
tough luck, Shinji, now get in the robot
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Shinji and Summer relationship has literally turned into Shinji and Asuka relationship. Too bad Asuka is currently dating Kaji (Jeremy) right now

Still, I want to believe Shinji is currently in Jon's phase of hating Fishtank. Watch him back to love Fishtank again after Sam offered him to go on Bloodgames season 2/S3.5.
 
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Vulpes Mulpes said:
How many guys hang out, or live, in Sam Hyde's "lair" (or whatever the space he's filming in can be named)?

Whenever I see a clip from one of Hyde's videos/streams, there seems to quite often be a new face I've never seen before briefly appearing in frame, laughing at something being discussed, and then leaving.

There seems to be a giant sausage party going on. I'm all for hanging out with the bros in a no-women-are-allowed-space, but it does seem at least somewhat strange.
Is Sam an actual mentor to men who are lost in life in some sense? How does he even select the men he's shouldering?
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its people that work for him. i dont get how people know all these stories of sam apparently being a fucking asshole but think he's just gonna let random hanger ons come around without working for him.
 
Punitive Castration said:
Also Shinji can't really complain about torture when he got it easier than anyone who didn't quit in the first week. It must've been really hard standing around in the corners of rooms watching other people going through it.
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Exactly! The other contestants like Tayleigh, TJ, and Trish got more abuse and flake from TTS while Shinji was getting praised.
The only time Shinji really received abuse was when Frank and Duanyay broke his glasses.
 
UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Exactly! The other contestants like Tayleigh, TJ, and Trish got more abuse and flake from TTS while Shinji was getting praised.
The only time Shinji really received abuse was when Frank and Duanyay broke his glasses.
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To be fair, a lot of times they deserved it more. At least Shinji tried to be entertaining during the beginning and middle. Tayleigh grew a lot and was much more interesting near the end. TJ probably deserved more than he got in hindsight for being handed the win despite him being a gross coomer who put in minimal effort for the entire show with zero personal growth.
 
The wiggers really going all in on acting like twitch niggers stole the "hunger games" gimmick
Despite Jets gay camping trip not really being close to what hunger games actually is and the niggers seemingly more in theme with it.

Also its called battle royale holy fuck you faggots, why would you want to compare yourself to a book made for 14 year old girls and read by 30 year old fat cat ladies who only read "young adult" novels.
At least BR is a cool movie and the book is alright as well.
 
There's this space going tonight with Duany'ay, Jimmy, some orbiters. Tayleigh and Sylvia listened for a moment.
Duany'ay dropped that during the small afterparty at a restaurant, the wiggers directly offered Shinji room & board until Sam left again for his tour, and to let him come along on the tour. Shinji refused and said he had to get home.

Duany'ay framed this as very shortsighted and stupid of Shinji, but the reason Shinji gave was that he had to get back back to California and back to school as soon as possible.

The general consensus is that Shinji is in a tough situation but that if the tour wasn't palatable for him, he had many other options and was compensated fairly for a pretty easy ride.
 
I ignore Fish Tank for 5 months and I come back to Shinji being a whiny gook faggot like usual. No one owes you anything, you boring slant-eyed fuck. Maybe next time you think about signing a contract you should get help understanding what it says.
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P.S. -2nd ain't 1st. You lost, get over it.
 
Shinji's gofundme indirectly confirmed that he's attending Cal Berkley for college, which is ridiculously expensive. For current year their tuition for out of state students is estimated to be over $40,000. This makes it seem like Shinji was probably actually compensated decently he just immediately threw the money into a black hole like a retard.

It also brings up a fuck ton of other questions. He claims he had enough money saved to cover almost his entire degree before the yen collapsed. How in the sweet fuck does a 20 year old Japanese porn actor save 6 digits? Who is lying about the thousands in late fees? You can go on the website and see that is a lie. Why the fuck does the retard need to go to one of the most expensive schools in one of the most expensive states to get a degree to make VR porn?
 
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