🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
montzym said:
Just tuned in for a second. Her body language is all let's fuck, but because TJ is non verbal and does retarded faces, and she has that deep voice, it feels like a pedo teacher grooming a disabled child. It would be pretty sad if she's trying to swindle him out of the 50k, but it'll be his fault; thankfully I don't care about him.
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I really want to like TJ but he's so damn awkward I really struggle with it. Just clearly extremely uncomfortable on camera. It's frustrating.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I really want to like TJ but he's so damn awkward I really struggle with it. Just clearly extremely uncomfortable on camera. It's frustrating.
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It's like when they bring a little kid onto a stage and go "alright kiddo, what's your favorite dinosaur?" and he goes "ahhhhhhhhhh...... uh....................... a stego..... uh........................ a stegosauraus"

even when a little kid does it it's kind of embarrassing to watch but you forgive it because he's five but feeling that much embarrassment watching an adult on camera is too much

sylvia is having an evening
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Jon's been IRL streaming for about 6 hours so far with BG Kumbi in New Orleans (1 view average)



Brian, TJ, and Taylor have been live and are still as previously discussed (160avg)
Shinji was live earlier for a fairly short one (100 at peak, dropped to 50 by the end when he started playing COD)
Jimmy just ended (Pretty much stayed smack at 70 the whole time despite getting copyright struck, streamed VHSes he's salvaged and played something YouTube didn't want him to play)
Trish has also been live (60avg, her dad was audible at one point)
 
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So do all casinos look the same on the inside or do TJ/Taylor/brian live super close to me?
Heather Mason 2 said:
, they found him a nice gambling addicted casino tramp to blow the $50k with. Good luck Lubecooch
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yeah that photo is super sus, you know this isn't the first time she roped some sperg and said "you know where i love to go on first dates? the casino!"
Jobama said:
and Taylor completely covering her face.
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a $40 ticket, IIRC the starting cost for table games is $20 too, so she lost almost all their money.
Sicko Hunter said:
Imagine lucking out and being 6'4" only to end up with this face lmao
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I like it, a scheming tall dude sounds exactly like what every woman wants.
 
Punitive Castration said:
sylvia is having an evening
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Sylvia may be the most narcissistic fish from either season. She’s constantly worried about herself and herself alone. She’s fat and lazy, yet she acts like she’s God’s gift to the earth and no one treats her right.

I’ve seen people on Twitter say that Sylvia has scammed them out of custom orders after they already paid. Serves them right for being coomers. But it doesn’t paint her in a positive light.

Oh, and the suicide baiting is fucking gay and lolcow behavior.
 
Lt. H. DuBois said:
Thanks for the inside info there chief
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it's not inside info, BG's first time meeting Sam was captured on Sam's youtube live when he was down to film his part for WP2 and he came off like a superfreak who at the same time acted like a superfan and a superautist who was trying to ironically mogg Sam in front of an audience
there was talk of an incident Sam and BG had days after during filming WP2
 
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popnloch ness monster said:
it's not inside info, BG's first time meeting Sam was captured on Sam's youtube live when he was down to film his part for WP2 and he came off like a superfreak who at the same time acted like superfan and a superautist who was trying to ironically mogg Sam in front of an audience
there was talk of an incident Sam and BG had the day after during filming WP2
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Your insight is astounding and your grasp of sentence structure flawless
 
popnloch ness monster said:
it's not inside info, BG's first time meeting Sam was captured on Sam's youtube live when he was down to film his part for WP2 and he came off like a superfreak who at the same time acted like superfan and a superautist who was trying to ironically mogg Sam in front of an audience
there was talk of an incident Sam and BG had the day after during filming WP2
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Is there an archive of the video? I'd like to see this, tried looking but i can't find it.
 
importantman2010 said:
Is there an archive of the video? I'd like to see this, tried looking but i can't find it.
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immediately obvious keywords give nothing, lots of deeper digging turns up deleted clips from the relevant streams
in the archives, it'd have to sit somewhere between when BG went https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJDlvvbzpNE (Apr. 6) and the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfkNpP-oSKY (Apr. 10) Jet, BG and Schultz stream where they vaguely alluded to the day's embarrassment and also went into the Chris Chan question

BUT HELLO
 
popnloch ness monster said:
immediately obvious keywords give nothing, lots of deeper digging turns up deleted clips from the relevant streams
in the archives, it'd have to sit somewhere between when BG went https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJDlvvbzpNE (Apr. 6) and the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfkNpP-oSKY (Apr. 10) Jet, BG and Schultz stream where they vaguely alluded to the day's embarrassment and also went into the Chris Chan question

BUT HELLO
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That last clip is giving me terrible second hand embarrassment. I feel bad for kumbi, he obviously liked hyde to some degree and was hyped to meet him. I think hyde just didn't like how fanned out he was.
Found this on youtube while looking for videos relating to it, basically kumbi says he was removed from 3 wp2 sketches and sam tore up a contract that he came to his office with.
 
importantman2010 said:
kumbi says he was removed from 3 wp2 sketches and sam tore up a contract that he came to his office with
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that's on brand for his humour, to say shit with a straight face
the joke could be that he didn't bring a contract and is claiming that he did because it's a ridiculous thing for anyone to do in the context, or it could mean he wrote up a joke contract as an ironic prop and it's in-humour for the relevant people who were there
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Circling back to the thread topic...
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back before S2 in late fall Sylvia and Jon were going to be in Texas as the same time to appear on Alex Stein and do a meetup at some bar. Sylvia offered to have Jon check out of the motel they both agreed was unsafe and stay in her hotel room. They streamed together and he was loud and out of control and seething about money for most of it and caused damage to the hotel they had to pay for. They received a lot of donations and he assumed she was trying to steal the intake but she was just prepaying his cut of the hotel costs. At some point- the fine details remain a mystery - Sylvia occasioned to be given a backrub by Jon and Jon popped a boner. Jon accused Sylvia of propositioning him and Sylvia says her back hurt and her expectation was that as he said to Simmons backrubs aren't sexual.
 
Kumbi is constantly lying and exaggerating stuff with a straight face. His schtick is to just make up completely false stories, like Sam ripping up his contract.

I watched a couple of those streams when they were happening and the only thing that seemed out of place was Kumbi staying in character and continuously trying to be funny while Sam just wanted to hang out and box.

Sam worked with a lot of people in 2023 but only a few of them were recurring. I wouldn't read much into it. If Kumbi isn't in WP2 then we'll know.
 
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