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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Brian "I ate at the soup kitchen" has two college degrees one in broadcasting and one in biology. I thought this nigga was supposed to be poor?
Shortly after she left the show CK made a bunch of seethe posts on Twitter and one called him out for having his parents pay for his entire schooling, so he came from money but I think they basically cut him off after his education to figure it out on his own. That degree combo also explains why he has to work at restaurants, I doubt a bachelor's in biology is very in demand, let alone broadcasting. He's pretty much just qualified to be a teacher, and I struggle to imagine Brian teaching.

He probably cries about being poor so much because he never experienced it until adulthood and he's not used to living that way, even though he's still better off than plenty of people thanks to his background.
 
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Sorry I haven't kept up to date with new fishtank lore (not on Twitter as much, don't care for the new season) but why were Lance and Betty fighting? Was she really going to dox John (or lance)? Is lance ever going to finish his dumbass jon video?
From what I understand Lance got caught gooning to Betty’s leaks by his girl and he turned it into an expose. Thing is that he’s a content cop that no one cares about. Stop announcing shit and just do it if you want people to care.
 
Sylvia may be the most narcissistic fish from either season.
That would be Jon.
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From what I understand Lance got caught gooning to Betty’s leaks by his girl and he turned it into an expose.
the source I saw on that was a guy saying he made it up

Betty knew and spread the rumor anyway because she didn't do enough to earn the expose already
 

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From what I understand Lance got caught gooning to Betty’s leaks by his girl and he turned it into an expose.
What? I would have never pinned him as a guy that likes girls that piss themselves.
the source I saw on that was a guy saying he made it up
What the fuck? Is he using mde charls pictures for a fake cum tribute?
The gayop levels on this are astounding.
 
Shortly after she left the show CK made a bunch of seethe posts on Twitter and one called him out for having his parents pay for his entire schooling, so he came from money but I think they basically cut him off after his education to figure it out on his own. That degree combo also explains why he has to work at restaurants, I doubt a bachelor's in biology is very in demand, let alone broadcasting. He's pretty much just qualified to be a teacher, and I struggle to imagine Brian teaching.
If your parents paid your way through college you aren't poor and don't get to complain about not having money. Especially for a degree as worthless as broadcasting.
 
Isn't he a burnout weed smoker? I wouldn't be suprised if Brian is a diet Cobes and just spends alone time smoking it up.
Ive never heard about weed but i know he smokes like a chimney (is there actually a single stream hes started where he isn’t lighting up a cigarette ? lol). The weed thing (if true) would truly make him a match made in heaven for Trish. All he needs is dodgy piercings & dodgy tattoos (which i wouldn’t put past brian considering hes said he wants “Saturn eating his son” tattooed on his stomach.
 

Schizo Summer said:
What I said about what happened to me was a result of a manic episode and poor sleep management.
...and Channing.

Schizo Summer said:
Especially when I myself don't know all the facts and I'm still waiting on the truth myself.
Glad to know you initially falsely accused someone of rape without knowing jackshit about it.

Schizo Summer said:
Mental health matters and I have been taking care of mine as best as I can.
Same person that told everyone that she would leave the Internet for good for her mental health.

If, hypothetically, Summer had a father figure, he'd be ripping out the Internet cable and calling himself the Internet Lumberjack.
 
Shortly after she left the show CK made a bunch of seethe posts on Twitter and one called him out for having his parents pay for his entire schooling, so he came from money but I think they basically cut him off after his education to figure it out on his own. That degree combo also explains why he has to work at restaurants, I doubt a bachelor's in biology is very in demand, let alone broadcasting. He's pretty much just qualified to be a teacher, and I struggle to imagine Brian teaching.

He probably cries about being poor so much because he never experienced it until adulthood and he's not used to living that way, even though he's still better off than plenty of people thanks to his background.


From what I remember his father works in the University of Michigan system so Brian got a free ride for tuition. Source: worked in higher education. Most employee's children get free tuition.
 
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Medication doesn't cure mental health issues. The best they can do is numb you for a bit. Metaphorically kicking the can down the road.

I don't like Sylvia much but even I can see it looks like she needs proper therapy. Even that might not help but it's better than pill popping until a meltdown inevitably occurs.
 
Betty knew and spread the rumor anyway because she didn't do enough to earn the expose already
i know faggots here don't like to give people what they want and don't want to create a thread on betty, but with her clearly forming a trolling group and pulling all these gay ops, we might as well start it now instead of years from now when she finally goes too far.
If, hypothetically, Summer had a father figure,
raising a crazy person is like raising a retard, at a certain point/age its less about trying to get them better and just making sure they don't fuck up noticeably often. her parents probably just consider this "that year's rape accusation" and are relieved its not someone their local community knows or someone with a quality reputation she destroyed.
Most employee's
even the jannitors and cooks and lunch ladies?
 
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