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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 185 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 417 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    812
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
I was actually surprised by how not bad it was as a song. I would have mixed the vocals a bit differently, though. Guy most definitely needs to farm out his visuals to someone with experience. It's pretty clear that he has a certain aesthetic he wants to cultivate, but at the same time its obvious he doesn't have much at all of the fundamentals of film composition, lighting, etc.
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If you want to expand I'd be interested, I don't know much at all of the fundamentals of film...
 
Punitive Castration said:
If you want to expand I'd be interested, I don't know much at all of the fundamentals of film...
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The fundamentals of film (which I actually don't know much better than yourself, being that it is a practiced skill which I have never done and only read about) are related to the fundamentals of photography (which I have practiced and do know more about). How he frames his shots and how he transitions from scene to scene are pretty beginner tier. I don't really have time to re-watch slowly and take notes at the moment, but I will recommend one book that started off by borrowing and then got for my permanent library:

"Film Art: An Introduction" by Bordwell and Thompson. It's a textbook, but a very well written one that's an absolute pleasure to read, particularly when watching the examples provided, and applying the principles to other works.
 

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The absolute shock, realizing that this person knows who Jon is and that Jon acknowledges it as a real superchat.


Also, the official account tweeted this today:
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also jet's just been dropping stupid lies into the chat now
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Can't wait for this shitshow, Is anyone keeping track of how many clans there are/how many people are paying big bucks yet? really like to know what fishtoys cost this go around too. where's the kiwiklan?
Enig said:
Jon after his gay baby alcohol suicide attempt on the camera
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wasn't he blackout drunk then? also how the fuck did they allow him to get that plastered?
 
Sicko Hunter said:
wtf did I miss?
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The Simmons ejection night where he was drinking too hard, went on a retard rampage that made them cut off the upstairs cameras for a long while when the downstairs ones were already down and then passed out in the laundry room in a prime position to Jimi Hendrix himself.
 
Enig said:
The Simmons ejection night where he was drinking too hard, went on a retard rampage that made them cut off the upstairs cameras for a long while when the downstairs ones were already down and then passed out in the laundry room in a prime position to Jimi Hendrix himself.
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Ohhh yeah I remember one of the fish saying he filled up like a full coffee mug full of liquor and just drank it down. No wonder he was sick.
 
Punitive Castration said:
The absolute shock, realizing that this person knows who Jon is and that Jon acknowledges it as a real superchat.
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How did he meet this chick? Jons had a pretty weird life that I don't understand. He's basically retarded and incapable of doing anything, makes a bunch of claims like he has three children and tons of ex lovers but whenever you see him interact with women he's clearly a virgin. Then there's this random blown out roastie on a podcast who knows exactly who he is and says he's her ex.

Also what a dumb whore lol. "No I'm not a sex worker... Anymore." As if the timeline matters. She follows this up by denying that she cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had. "No I haven't cheated... With every guy just some." So you're a cheating whore. Ok. Thanks for admitting it. Who the fuck are these people anyway?

Charles Vincent Crumb said:
The initial delaying of episode 8 now means that episode 10 will be premiering two hours before the second season begins.
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And when season 2 starts it's just going to be a fat gay Mexican laying in bed drinking tequila. Good thing they have those bathroom cameras.
 
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pog as a bitch said:
episode 8 includes a riveting subplot about xlr cables and broken tts
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Yeah, what the fuck was this all about? Wasting 10 minutes on pointless BTS "footage" seems like a waste of time, unless it's some sort of Chekhov's gun scenario and those specific pre-show scenes will be extremely relevant to a later plot point (they won't be).
 
Noble Redditor said:
How did he meet this chick? Jons had a pretty weird life that I don't understand. He's basically retarded and incapable of doing anything, makes a bunch of claims like he has three children and tons of ex lovers but whenever you see him interact with women he's clearly a virgin. Then there's this random blown out roastie on a podcast who knows exactly who he is and says he's her ex.
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He did work as some low rent photography model for a spell. Being that he's not bad looking, he probably got at least one night stand by some ho he met through that who basically tard wrangled him into sex. Hos like that get off on taking V-Cards, and since he's mentally between eight to ten years old, he's always going to come off as a virgin.
 
Frank Cross said:
Yeah, what the fuck was this all about? Wasting 10 minutes on pointless BTS "footage" seems like a waste of time, unless it's some sort of Chekhov's gun scenario and those specific pre-show scenes will be extremely relevant to a later plot point (they won't be).
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To pad out the episode probably, make it seem more interesting. Jet did say they lost camera footage/SD card so I'm assuming that's what the BTS footage is replacing.
 
Jon is forever cursed by the Ettys.

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Follow up to the @Whatever episode, Jon does not regret spending $200 to call a woman a whore and wants as many people as possible to know about it.

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Meanwhile Jet is building a first aid kid and learning about OTC medication.
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Went to check /tv/ to see if someone has dumped a link to episode 9 yet and I was reminded of just how fucking bad 4chan is for discussion on anything. Look at this shit.
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