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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 416 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    810
Punitive Castration said:
Jon says he recorded a podcast with Betty but the audio was bad, and that she hadn't responded to his attempts to re-record it.

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I find Gage to be very sympathetic, even though he clearly just cheated Jon out of his pull-up bar. He's a tard wrangler but most of the time I think he's aware, like most people are, that Jon owes his relevance to Fishtank.

They tried streaming episode 7 and after some initial interest in seeing Vance puking, Jon tapped out and pulled his phone out, but Gage, who didn't watch any of the livestream, got visibly invested this time when in prior attempts he was confused and needed help understanding what was going on. In this scene he got really into it and imitated Sam towering over Letty and saying how funny Letty is until Jon scolded him "Letty was da wost pewson in da howse." "She was the worst?" "She was da wost pewson in da house."
He was giggling over Fatty coming in when Jon shut it off and said he was bored and Gage looked visibly disappointed.

They came back around to the topic and Gage said he'd like to keep watching, and asked Jon if he wanted to finish it. Jon went "No, it's kinda gay. Why, do you like it?"
"You think it's gay?!"
"Yeah, it's gay. Do you like it?!"
And Gage got embarrassed and shuffled away.

When Gage came back to sit down Jon asked if he wants to keep watching, and Gage went "Yeah! I really liked it!"

edit: Jon just accidentally video chatted with some random guy who introduced himself via text as Taylor from PKA, but it was just a random guy.
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Man I feel bad for those floors. That much weight on hardwood, or even vinyl over substrate, is gonna fuck them up pretty soon.
 
Seanut Arbuckle said:
yikes. Jet my nigga I actually kinda like you but please PLEASE learn to just keep your mouth shut on this stuff before you end up having your own thread out of the sheer amount of foot-in-mouth statements you are making cause of your pride.
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I'm fairly convinced Jet is partly pinkpilled for life. He was an active /r9k/ poster a few years back when the tranny discord pinkpilling gayop was in full swing on that board and there were several tranny indoctrination threads every day.
 
I guess here's a note for posterity that today Jersh interviewed that Channing girl and she was on shrooms and nothing came of it.

I kept Jon's stream on for a long time (today was a cleaning day, it's not like I needed something fascinating to be on whilst vacuuming, etc.)
Letty came up again. He told Gage she is like a racoon, constantly digging through shit and trash. He said she needs to apologize to him for accusing him of the things she accused him of back in October (below) because she said he thinks she means he contacted Jeremy when he actually contacted Tommy, as though that is significantly better in any way. I'm also not sure that's true, it looks like she is talking about Tommy.
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He attempted, badly, to prank call Vance, but the first thing Vance said was "is this Jon?"
Jon tried to talk him into coming to his New Year's thing and to doing Content with him and even though Vance was not on speaker for that part of it, you could tell he was basically saying "...maybe...."

They finished watching Episode 6, Gage said he thinks Tai looks and sounds retarded, especially sounds retarded, then turns to Jon and said "don't you think?" and Jon looked insulted. Gage literally got Vance and Lance confused at one point and said he couldn't tell them apart, which is funny to see from the perspective of someone watching the proceedings for the first time, and they had a debate over whether Vance could beat up Frank (Vance is an athlete, Frank is fat, also Jon doesn't like Frank and he likes Vance so that's the more heavily weighted factor). Jon bitched through the rest of it and the slow part with the poop investigation, they agreed it was gay and "like shit in my eyes." Jon went on and on about how it's trash and then changed his tune - "but Jet worked really hard of it and he should be proud of it it's great amazing etc. etc. gobble suck slurp yummy cock"

He also had Nick Kominos on... that's how hard he's scraping the barrel. In the middle of Kominos talking about how he's been lately Jon interrupts and orders him to retweet everything Jon has tweeted lately, not as a joke, just as though he has the authority to snap at him that way. Jon brings up the Amazon dropshipping thing and Kominos goes "....right......" and slowly slides back into the dropshipping bit, as though that's what he actually does for a living. They discuss briefly that Jon will be in Providence soon and they'll meet then.
 
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If I'm correct on Josie dipping out for season 2 soon, this could be her last stream altogether for awhile. Live karaoke, may run for a 2+ hours. Josie haters may want to pop in and question why some of her fans get so stoked over such a thing. I'll be honest, I don't get it either.
 
Jon is probably genuinely the least intelligent and most gullible of any of the contestants so it's kinda sad to see what a tiny bit of fame is doing to the guy. He needs to calm down and focus on a simple real world job
 
Lt. H. DuBois said:
Jon is probably genuinely the least intelligent and most gullible of any of the contestants so it's kinda sad to see what a tiny bit of fame is doing to the guy. He needs to calm down and focus on a simple real world job
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I know there were some kino moments on Fishtank, but Jon was literally a perfect example of a tragic hero and it was something else to experience that live. This thread was literally filled with people rooting for him including myself. There was a part of everyone that wanted to see a retard pull through and win. But he let his own ego get the best of him and allied himself with people who didn't give a shit about him, in the process pushing away those who wanted to make genuine connections with him.

He's a living example that no matter how "based" or "redpilled" you think somebody is they will always be susceptible to clout chasing and will sell their soul just for a couple extra 15 minutes of fame. Going off of this, a lot of the appeal of Jon at first was that it seemed like he stood for something. When confronted by Damiel he didn't flinch and tried to make amends with him later on. He would unknowingly btfo Vance because that was him. After his downfall and return it became abundantly clear he was just obsessed with clout chasing and what he "stood for" was whatever he thought people liked. That's why he says he's a Christian without committing to any actual Bible study. That's why he says not to bully anyone but goes on long rants abut how women are whores. It's pathetic.
 
@Null My only wish for Christmas is for you not to feature this thread when S2 gets started. This thread is actually pretty much the only good place to discuss the show and me and probably other regular posters here don't want waifu-fags and other tards roll up here and completely shit up the thread. It's always the case when something gets featured and would definitely happen again.
Also, now that the show is like a week away, can we get Fishchat back? Pretty please.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
Also, now that the show is like a week away, can we get Fishchat back? Pretty please.
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ok.

Was very tempted to name it the Channing Creager Fanclub.

Remember the distinction between the thread and livechat is permanence. Ongoing throwing-away discussion like "omg" or "lol" belongs in chat. Screencaps, clips, videos, and actual details about ongoing stuff belongs in the thread.
 
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more from @feeshtank: Ben is still working on episode 9. If we believe ASF not appearing is not a gaslight then the reason is he doesn't want to be there. Mauro is apparently also returning, which makes me want to shoot myself in the face.

If Sylvia successfully gaslighting and milking Jon for $1000 was her thesis project for season 1, and Damiel's was opening for Sam (even though everyone says he sucked) Vance just dropped his:
 
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Lowercase I internet said:
I know there were some kino moments on Fishtank, but Jon was literally a perfect example of a tragic hero and it was something else to experience that live. This thread was literally filled with people rooting for him including myself. There was a part of everyone that wanted to see a retard pull through and win. But he let his own ego get the best of him and allied himself with people who didn't give a shit about him, in the process pushing away those who wanted to make genuine connections with him.

He's a living example that no matter how "based" or "redpilled" you think somebody is they will always be susceptible to clout chasing and will sell their soul just for a couple extra 15 minutes of fame. Going off of this, a lot of the appeal of Jon at first was that it seemed like he stood for something. When confronted by Damiel he didn't flinch and tried to make amends with him later on. He would unknowingly btfo Vance because that was him. After his downfall and return it became abundantly clear he was just obsessed with clout chasing and what he "stood for" was whatever he thought people liked. That's why he says he's a Christian without committing to any actual Bible study. That's why he says not to bully anyone but goes on long rants abut how women are whores. It's pathetic.
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Well said. Jon went from underdog fan favorite to junior lolcow in the span of like two weeks.

It's a good thing Tate doesn't have an actual cult you could join, because Jon would do it. He'd sell his soul for headpats from a father figure.
 
Hybrid Icing said:
Well said. Jon went from underdog fan favorite to junior lolcow in the span of like two weeks.

It's a good thing Tate doesn't have an actual cult you could join, because Jon would do it. He'd sell his soul for headpats from a father figure.
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IMO anyone that kept supporting Jon after his gay baby alcohol suicide attempt on the camera cutout night was banking on the L market at that point, the guy was a hazard to the staff and show with his recklessness and retard mood swings.
 
Hybrid Icing said:
Well said. Jon went from underdog fan favorite to junior lolcow in the span of like two weeks.

It's a good thing Tate doesn't have an actual cult you could join, because Jon would do it. He'd sell his soul for headpats from a father figure.
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whats going on with jon ive been out of the fishtank loop
 
Saddam Hussain Obama said:
whats going on with jon ive been out of the fishtank loop
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Fairly recently Jon was on the up- he started his podcast, he "interviewed" Sam, he was on a stream with Letty and they were cordial.

Then he flew to Texas with Sylvia to appear on Alex Stein's show and make a public appearance. Things went to shit rapidly during a stream he did there with Sylvia, and he hasn't quite recovered since. Relevant posts start about here:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17003027
 
Punitive Castration said:
Fairly recently Jon was on the up- he started his podcast, he "interviewed" Sam, he was on a stream with Letty and they were cordial.

Then he flew to Texas with Sylvia to appear on Alex Stein's show and make a public appearance. Things went to shit rapidly during a stream he did there with Sylvia, and he hasn't quite recovered since. Relevant posts start about here:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17003027
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pretty informative thanks for the info
 
Punitive Castration said:
If Sylvia successfully gaslighting and milking Jon for $1000 was her thesis project for season 1, and Damiel's was opening for Sam (even though everyone says he sucked) Vance just dropped his:
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I was actually surprised by how not bad it was as a song. I would have mixed the vocals a bit differently, though. Guy most definitely needs to farm out his visuals to someone with experience. It's pretty clear that he has a certain aesthetic he wants to cultivate, but at the same time its obvious he doesn't have much at all of the fundamentals of film composition, lighting, etc.
 
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