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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 185 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 417 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    812
Aidan said:
I stopped caring that much so haven't ran through earnings in awhile but have most of the data and can get a reasonably accurate measure if I bothered to update my spreadsheet.
I've toned down those posts since season 2 is coming up and it's time to move on.

As for season 2, I suspect Josie will be at least somewhat involved with season 2 early on. She said something is going to happen in prestream on Wednesday, which wasn't a VIP stream, did a highly unusual Instagram Live for no gain, said she'd do karaoke this Saturday, and is bothering to do a stream she'd normally skip due to another obligation. She's never been this accommodating.
I doubt she'll have a full schedule next week (if any) in preparation for season 2 involvement so today's stream may be it for awhile.
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I also lost steam trying to keep up with her streams, I do want to hopefully complete this 'project' at some point or get caught up to a certain amount of months. Watching the streams is a lot of work and there's bound to be inaccuracies here and there but if you had a ballpark estimate, even something as much as >$50,000 or something that would be sufficient enough for me.
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Attached pic is about as far as I've gotten with re-watching old streams trying to compile the information into a single excel sheet
 
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Punitive Castration said:
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I finally got around to watching episode 8 today and the whole toilet unclogging/stolen bag saga reinforced how much I hated Fatty on the show. He spends a laughably short amount of time looking for a plunger before going elbow deep in the toilet, then uses it as rage fuel for hours on end like he was forced to. I agree that Fatty had moments where he facilitated content, but I can only watch him be disgusting and screech at Letty so many times.
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
I assume it's this:
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He's been also posting weird leftie hot takes while blocking everyone that isn't an open yes-man, possibly be due said to troon influence. Few weeks ago he acted so disrespectful towards the fans that Sam made him apologize on stream.

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I don't have it, but that's not the troon
It's a much more obvious troon in the photo he's talking about, standing on the left of the photo

Also I think there was a much more contentious tweet he made about his views on it in the least few months but I forgot what it was

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Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
I assume it's this:
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He's been also posting weird leftie hot takes while blocking everyone that isn't an open yes-man, possibly be due to said troon influence. Few weeks ago he acted so disrespectful towards the fans that Sam made him apologize on stream.

As always:
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I unfollowed her because she's annoying, but she's a far-right tranny. Constantly in the hospital for an eating disorder and bragging about being skinnier afterward.
 
The "it's karma" thing was a big pivot point in their relationship. Letty had known basically since at least day 13 if not earlier that Vance was not really in an alliance with her, but that if she needed an emotional dumpster, he was willing to listen to her in exchange for some sort of respite from her that he himself never offered to her in return. So she'd outlet all this stuff about her life and fear of Frank and gossip about Jon and in exchange Vance would dunk on her around everyone else and refuse to back her up, and Letty was okay with it because he was playing fair with her in the game and all she needed to keep going was pleasant company (like she said in episode 8, she didn't want to leave the tank because she liked hanging out with everyone).
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Frank tricking Vance into interrupting the heart to heart Fatty was having with Sam should have been in the final cut.

Letty, aside from being a pretty wall eyed princess, did nothing wrong. She was Jons only ally before gay plant Damiel turned him on her so he could be in the cool kids club. Even then he still made fun of him, even after he left. Letty literally did nothing but offer her precious toesie wowsies to him and he continued to be a huge gay. Also Vance is a huger fag for ruining a comfy discussion Frank and Letty were having one night.; I dont know the exact date. I guess he was trying to be clever but he ended up being the biggest third wheel of all time. Letty should have got the NEETbux imo. I am not a simp. Josie is boring.

Also Jeremy should have been the season 2 star.
 
A refresher: about a month ago Jon got detained by the police for allegedly threatening his sister and her husband, who lived with him at the time, with a handgun. We've seen the handgun on stream many times, and the beginning of the altercation was streamed. The husband came into the garage (the handgun is kept in Jon's desk in the garage) while he was live, Jon complained and then slammed his laptop shut. Consequently the couple moved out, Jon gave a nonsense reason why he also had to move out but it's clearly just because he can't make rent alone.

Following this, Jon has been streaming from a new location most days, he says it is because he is being pursued by a stalker and no longer streams from his home in order to keep the stalker from knowing where he lives now. Safer guess: he is homeless again.


Which brings us to today: he is now streaming himself sleeping in his tard handler's house, on the tard handler's couch, while Sylvia and others comment on his farts.


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His exercise equipment is visible in the background so it's safe to say his tard handler has successfully repossessed it from him "for convenience" after previously suggesting they "share" it at his house when it was in Jon's garage.

He's also been frantically promoting his new years eve party in the middle of nowhere and tagging everyone he possibly can, and starting pathetically weak beef just to vie for attention.

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He's coming into his own as a lolcow.
 
Punitive Castration said:
He's also been frantically promoting his new years eve party in the middle of nowhere and tagging everyone he possibly can, and starting pathetically weak beef just to vie for attention.
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Pretty likely that is why Jon was calling Josie on stream recently (28:09). She may be detached enough from the post-tank fish-meta-happenings to actually show up too, if she isn't doing something for Season 2.
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Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
He's been also posting weird leftie hot takes while blocking everyone that isn't an open yes-man, possibly be due to said troon influence. Few weeks ago he acted so disrespectful towards the fans that Sam made him apologize on stream.
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This is why I said there is surely going to be a transgender participant on season 2

Anyway his brain isn't completely fried yet, here fresh from his instagram story

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Punitive Castration said:
A refresher: about a month ago Jon got detained by the police for allegedly threatening his sister and her husband
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Is there a clip of this? Also if he's advertising a new years stream at some restaurant miles away from RI I'm guessing he is no longer going to be featured in S2 like teased?
 
KingFrampt said:
Is there a clip of this? Also if he's advertising a new years stream at some restaurant miles away from RI I'm guessing he is no longer going to be featured in S2 like teased?
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This was apparently shot by his brother, who came home while the altercation was happening, and edited by some cunt.



This is the relevant portion of the stream before it happened.

Also: right now, Jon just called a guy called "Johnny" and asked him how to arrange his screen so that he could be visible in the corner with YouTube taking up most of the screen, Johnny asked him to open Parsec (remote desktop application) and did it for him. This is what I mean about Jon being massively lazy and not bothering to learn how to do anything himself.
 
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A refresher: about a month ago Jon got detained by the police for allegedly threatening his sister and her husband, who lived with him at the time, with a handgun. We've seen the handgun on stream many times, and the beginning of the altercation was streamed. The husband came into the garage (the handgun is kept in Jon's desk in the garage) while he was live, Jon complained and then slammed his laptop shut. Consequently the couple moved out, Jon gave a nonsense reason why he also had to move out but it's clearly just because he can't make rent alone.

Following this, Jon has been streaming from a new location most days, he says it is because he is being pursued by a stalker and no longer streams from his home in order to keep the stalker from knowing where he lives now. Safer guess: he is homeless again.


Which brings us to today: he is now streaming himself sleeping in his tard handler's house, on the tard handler's couch, while Sylvia and others comment on his farts.

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His exercise equipment is visible in the background so it's safe to say his tard handler has successfully repossessed it from him "for convenience" after previously suggesting they "share" it at his house when it was in Jon's garage.

He's also been frantically promoting his new years eve party in the middle of nowhere and tagging everyone he possibly can, and starting pathetically weak beef just to vie for attention.

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He's coming into his own as a lolcow.
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Those tweets remind me of that actress from hairspray thats constantly tweeting other actors reminding them that its indeed her the actress..... from hairspray.
 
Jon says he recorded a podcast with Betty but the audio was bad, and that she hadn't responded to his attempts to re-record it.

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I find Gage to be very sympathetic, even though he clearly just cheated Jon out of his pull-up bar. He's a tard wrangler but most of the time I think he's aware, like most people are, that Jon owes his relevance to Fishtank.

They tried streaming episode 7 and after some initial interest in seeing Vance puking, Jon tapped out and pulled his phone out, but Gage, who didn't watch any of the livestream, got visibly invested this time when in prior attempts he was confused and needed help understanding what was going on. In this scene he got really into it and imitated Sam towering over Letty and saying how funny Letty is until Jon scolded him "Letty was da wost pewson in da howse." "She was the worst?" "She was da wost pewson in da house."
He was giggling over Fatty coming in when Jon shut it off and said he was bored and Gage looked visibly disappointed.

They came back around to the topic and Gage said he'd like to keep watching, and asked Jon if he wanted to finish it. Jon went "No, it's kinda gay. Why, do you like it?"
"You think it's gay?!"
"Yeah, it's gay. Do you like it?!"
And Gage got embarrassed and shuffled away.

When Gage came back to sit down Jon asked if he wants to keep watching, and Gage went "Yeah! I really liked it!"

edit: Jon just accidentally video chatted with some random guy who introduced himself via text as Taylor from PKA, but it was just a random guy.
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