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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Not sure if putting the entirety of S1 behind a paywall of 60$ was a good move.
I know Sam has plenty of IT paypiggies with a lot of disposable money to burn so I'm aware that all the pricing is based off of them, but from a business perspective it'd make sense to at least release an abridged version of the paid full series or an "official" highlight reel of season 1 to something like youtube to drum up more hype for season 2.

Also Mauro is a fat judas faggot and I would not have sex with him.
 
Not sure if putting the entirety of S1 behind a paywall of 60$ was a good move.
I know Sam has plenty of IT paypiggies with a lot of disposable money to burn so I'm aware that all the pricing is based off of them, but from a business perspective it'd make sense to at least release an abridged version of the paid full series or an "official" highlight reel of season 1 to something like youtube to drum up more hype for season 2.

Also Mauro is a fat judas faggot and I would not have sex with him.
They're going to release shorter episodes and highlight clips. Season one will be a available to download separately without a season pass. They're probably just trying to wait a while and build demand.
 
She didn't though. When she was really bothered she'd just go to her room. I can't think of a single time in the show when Letty freaked out or screamed.

Oh for sure she didn't ever full chimpout, she would get visibly angry but not in a screaming, stomping, throwing stuff way like Chris or Damiel.
 
I haven't, and most probably won't drop $60 for a season pass for season 2 like I did for season 1, but I can still watch the episode(s). Chat goes too fast with really retarded spam so I don't even give a shit to try to figure out the clans stuff.
 
So when is someone gonna fork over 200 to make the KIWI clan?
>pay 200 bucks for some stupid clan
>retards join into this clan
>Jet waits for a week before banning everyone who joined that clan
>those same retards who couldn't have seen that coming™ chimp out in this thread
>the money is gone FOR. EVER!

lol, lmao even.
 
EP1 was as good as it could have been given the time-frame its covering. There is no way to communicate how enthralling the first day was as a live viewer and the 'content' is objectively garbage. It seems like the edited episodes are going to be pretty good at least. All the new footage is great, interviews from the basement are fun to see finally.
 
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They spoiled the fact that he's the plant.
 
In true internet fashion I decided to test the waters on the chat by saying some politically correct and friendly words that all of us use in our lives on a daily basis and, instead of a instant ban or a blur, the system instead replaces said word with something else to possibly prevent any bullshit accusations of "fostering" hate.

This is the list of the things that the system changes I've tested at the time of writing this:

- Nigger/Nigga -> Chocolate man/Chocolatier/Gentleman
- Chink -> Chike
- Faggot -> Harry Potter fangot/Discord usergot/Jolly Boygot
- Troon/Tranny -> Discord user/Silly billy/Playful young man
- Kike -> Summoner/Mage/Clairvoyant/Spellcaster
- Pajeet -> Antivirus to Contact you Sir/Jeff From Microsoft/Google Support
- Pedo -> Rainbow Rioter/Sissy/Glad lad
- Whore -> Lady/Onlyfans content creator/Battle Axe

There are most likely many, MANY more but so far I've laughed my ass off every single time I tried one of these.
 
In true internet fashion I decided to test the waters on the chat by saying some politically correct and friendly words that all of us use in our lives on a daily basis and, instead of a instant ban or a blur, the system instead replaces said word with something else to possibly prevent any bullshit accusations of "fostering" hate.

This is the list of the things that the system changes I've tested at the time of writing this:

- Nigger/Nigga -> Chocolate man/Chocolatier/Gentleman
- Chink -> Chike
- Faggot -> Harry Potter fangot/Discord usergot/Jolly Boygot
- Troon/Tranny -> Discord user/Silly billy/Playful young man
- Kike -> Summoner/Mage/Clairvoyant/Spellcaster
- Pajeet -> Antivirus to Contact you Sir/Jeff From Microsoft/Google Support
- Pedo -> Rainbow Rioter/Sissy/Glad lad
- Whore -> Lady/Onlyfans content creator/Battle Axe

There are most likely many, MANY more but so far I've laughed my ass off every single time I tried one of these.
I swear I remember there being a pastebin or something with all of the filters listed at some point but I can't find it anymore
 
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