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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Josie is doing her channel member's stream showcasing her old Animal Crossing town and visiting others'. I've been too busy to summarize the streams lately but this is important.
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Lowercase I internet said:
First problem is the lack of background information. If you were to show this to somebody off the street they would have no idea what it is or what it’s attempting to do. I’m a bit surprised they didn’t have some interviews with Jet or Sam telling the audience the concept of the show.
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you could tell there was some subtle background info (such as the scene where the handyman turns off the lights to reveal that the cameras glow in the dark), but other than that, no context even implied. like I know "show don't tell" is a thing but with such a magnetic concept of "8 antisocial people from craigslist ruin a house for 6 weeks without going outside," you kinda want to showcase it in your first episode. It really seemed appealing to fans.

Other than that, I am concerned with how slow the first episode progressed (literally day 1 and its night). This is not too long before shit actually goes down (first three or so days were slow), so I'm going to give it a bit of a break. Yet, its a pilot, the point of one is to hook the viewer with crazy shit so they (and the hypothetical studio greenlighting the show) wants to watch some more.
 
You thought their 40$ posters or 60$ t-shirts were a scam? How about this?
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0.15 ETH = 233 USD (+~2 USD fee)
That's right. 235 USD for a JPEG that might offer some functionality in S2. If so, why can't they just sell stuff directly at the site, why does it have to be an NFT? Most probably, because NFTs are often very overpriced and then promoted as an easy investment to make naive people buy them. Someone correct me if there's any actual use for them.
People bought 1131 of them already, that's 263,523 USD going to the wigger crew (actual value will be lower due to fees from the site etc, but you can still see the scale of their profit). That's why they're making parties celebrating it.

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They're shamelessly introducing MLM-like schemes for shills, too.

 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
You thought their 40$ posters or 60$ t-shirts were a scam? How about this?
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0.15 ETH = 233 USD (+~2 USD fee)
That's right. 235 USD for a JPEG that might offer some functionality in S2. If so, why can't they just sell stuff directly at the site, why does it have to be an NFT? Most probably, because NFTs are often very overpriced and then promoted as an easy investment to make naive people buy them. Someone correct me if there's any actual use for them.
People bought 1131 of them already, that's 263,523 USD going to the wigger crew (actual value will be lower due to fees from the site etc, but you can still see the scale of their profit). That's why they're making parties celebrating it.

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They're shamelessly introducing MLM-like schemes for shills, too.

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I was saying over in the Sam Hyde thread that Mondo Megabits was a massive waste of time and resources but if they've made over a quarter million dollars from it I guess it wasn't. NFT's are still retarded af though.
 
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Goldstriker coffee.
I think people told him to call it Negro coffee or something along those lines but they were afraid people wouldn't buy it because they'd be sheepish about serving it to guests.

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I'm kind of shocked Letty still remembers this. We came up with the name Letty Farmer in the Sneedchat during the final challenge and iirc only sent her one TTS referencing it. It was a topic borne out of our shared shock that somehow everyone still active on the Kiwifarms thread during the tor days (except Aidan) had gradually come to support Letty by day 33. She's got a spooky brain to still remember it.
 
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Punitive Castration said:
Goldstriker coffee.
I think people told him to call it Negro coffee or something along those lines but they were afraid people wouldn't buy it because they'd be sheepish about serving it to guests.
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I think they had some better names from when Sam ran polls. Its reasonable to not go all in but, it was funnier.

Really feels like MDE is throwing a lot out there right now including this, wonder if that's going to be a problem for them.
 
Whoever edited the documentary not only managed to dox every car the wigger crew has, but also Jon's real name and phone number (not that he himself hasn't done that multiple times already)
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Also, in his intro interview, Damiel looks and sounds less like a reality show contestant than somebody who's been arrested and questioned by police
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It makes it make a lot more sense that everyone started to guess he was a plant even before they got their phones. They credited it to him saying something about "having a show" but in person it must have been a lot more than that.

If they're really going all-craigslist next season I hope they learned their lesson from Damiel. Don't cast someone the cast can recognize. Discourage the plant from lying about his life so he doesn't fuck up the details. It's okay if the plant flaunts that he is a plant to the audience, but don't accidentally let the contestants see the plant with his phone like Damiel did.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
Whoever edited the documentary not only managed to dox every car the wigger crew has, but also Jon's real name and phone number (not that he himself hasn't done that multiple times already)
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Also, in his intro interview, Damiel looks and sounds less like a reality show contestant than somebody who's been arrested and questioned by police
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They listed full names in credits:
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No wonder Sylvia is a heroin addict with a name like Cambria Toma. Also Violetta Palmer? They listed Sylvia's real name so maybe that's Letty's actual one, too? She could have changed it legally to avoid associations with her past.
 
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