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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 62 7.8%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.6%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    798
Jon tweeted this morning that someone almost killed him today
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(given his track record he probably means he was being reckless on his ebike and almost got run over again). He went live while Sam & Jet were live and got two viewers, and tried to get people excited to hear the story about how he nearly died but his audience stayed at 2. Someone pointed out nobody wants to hear how he almost died because they're busy watching Sam, and he made this face and shut the stream off.

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Watching the VOD back after watching Sam's stream, I laughed my ass off.


No news in the Sam & Jet stream, just promoting Mondo and the premier today. Jet suggested that they will be a lot more aggressive with the Season 2 contestants if they manage to get them all to be non-fans because he will feel less friendly to them. The topic of making the contestants wear diapers came up and Jet said he would rather have killed himself than ask Vance to wear a diaper but Sam says asking Mauro to wear a diaper wouldn't seem unnatural.
 
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got the email about the premiere stream but cant seem to login to the site

nevermind its working now
 
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I bought the pass for season one but now it wants me to get another one to watch the episodes. What the fuck? I was promised a copy of season one. I guess they're just going to make us wait until they've all aired?
 
Mudkipcorn said:
I bought the pass for season one but now it wants me to get another one to watch the episodes. What the fuck? I was promised a copy of season one. I guess they're just going to make us wait until they've all aired?
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You should be able to get in and watch it. That sounds like you need to contact support. I think a few people got their passes removed migrating the database over or something.
 
Large Marge said:
you need a season pass just to watch now? sam hyde is such a fucking grifter.
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That's how it's been advertised since day one. Season pass holders would get a link to the episodes for free. Everyone else has to pay.

That said, I refuse to pay and am not-so-patiently awaiting a link.

Also how is someone a grifter for wanting to make money from their content?
 
Large Marge said:
you need a season pass just to watch now? sam hyde is such a fucking grifter.
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Noble Redditor said:
That's how it's been advertised since day one. Season pass holders would get a link to the episodes for free. Everyone else has to pay.

That said, I refuse to pay and am not-so-patiently awaiting a link.
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$60-$200 to be able watch this shit is insane. atleast give me a kiss before you fuck me in my ass
 
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