🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 63 7.9%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 182 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 413 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    802
Floppa Elite said:
While the Fish are getting tortured in BR2, some Sharks appear to be disassembling the couch then scattering it. They also cleaned up all the garbage, notably.

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Funny thing is, earlier in the show the fishes already move the couch and shit around so they dont really mind doing shit like that. Plus since the sharks cleaned up the kitchen somewhat the fish will now just be mildy inconvenienced putting the couch back but they now have a clean kitchen.
 
Ridley said:
Jon is the only one they can wring entertainment out of. This room is a microcosm of the show. Jon interacting with someone so there's something to focus on, Josie being mentally-unwell in a corner, Damian trying to figure out how to shit himself, everyone else just sort of exists. Then Sam is on top poking them with a stick so the audience doesn't tune out.
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dont forget about the fishtank thot Silvia
that woman has character and is always producing something
 
Fuck my life, i had to do some shit today, and i settle in and i missed like 40 pages, i love this shit.

The chat being shut down unless you pay doesn't really matter much, you couldn't chat unless you paid either, so it's a bit MEH from me. If they shut down the video unless you pay, i would be pretty pissed. The chat was fucking trash with nothing but paypig idiots in there, fuck it. And Jon just has a bigboy hangover, he needs to get some fluid in him and he'll be fine tomorrow. Today is gonna suck for him though.
 
dankogrg2 said:
dont forget about the fishtank thot Silvia
that woman has character and is always producing something
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She doesn't seem to react to anything very strongly except outrages like last night, she has that SSRI voice and stare too
 
John definitely going to out-crazy the other contestants and win this challenge

I honestly believe he would shit in the closet if he had to
 
Sammich said:
Fuck my life, i had to do some shit today, and i settle in and i missed like 40 pages, i love this shit.

The chat being shut down unless you pay doesn't really matter much, you couldn't chat unless you paid either, so it's a bit MEH from me. If they shut down the video unless you pay, i would be pretty pissed. The chat was fucking trash with nothing but paypig idiots in there, fuck it. And Jon just has a bigboy hangover, he needs to get some fluid in him and he'll be fine tomorrow. Today is gonna suck for him though.
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The chat is back for general users. It's just as spammy and useless as always.
 
If anyone asks what Fishtank is, this screenshot is all you need to see. Everyone demoralised in a corner, Damiel biting his finger nails in fear of God's Strongest Retard whilst he does autistic boxing training with known children's televison presenter and registered sex offender Johnathan Goldstriker.

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I just love how visibly uncomfortable and/or annoyed everyone is by this. Last night they all secretly (or not so secretly) hoped that Jon would either die from alcohol poisoning, choke on his vomit, or straight quit, started talking shit and scheming.
And only a few hours later, Sam waltzes in, locks everybody in this tiny ass room and starts treating Jon as the golden child, lol.
 
story time! I didn't get it at first but it's my favorite bit of the show now.

"I have like really bad depression and shit, I'm like bipolar and shit". -Story time guy

The fucking oo ee oo aa aa duck toy was on the entire time too.
 
Story time guys lore is deep. He was in the garage taking out the trash earlier complaining to the guy picking up the trash how shitty everything has been lately. Very committed to the character
 
MoonState said:
I just love how visibly uncomfortable and/or annoyed everyone is by this. Last night they all secretly (or not so secretly) hoped that Jon would either die from alcohol poisoning, choke on his vomit, or straight quit, started talking shit and scheming.
And only a few hours later, Sam waltzes in, locks everybody in this tiny ass room and starts treating Jon as the golden child, lol.
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First thing Mauro said when he got out is that Jon is his favorite cast member. I think in the heat of the moment he’s annoying but they know King Jon is a good man.
 
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