🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 63 7.9%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 182 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 413 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%

  • Total voters
    802
It's too late batsy! I let have a toliet break and drink water before entering the cozy room ahahahah!

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While the Fish are getting tortured in BR2, some Sharks appear to be disassembling the couch then scattering it. They also cleaned up all the garbage, notably.

 
This might actually be the best solution to the Jon problem. Turn him into a live-in fishtoy instead of a regular contestant.
It really is genius. Use your tard exercise buddy to torture everyone else.
Also Damiel regretting his pizza + ranch shoving before going into the room. Damiel about to shit himself.
 
I think the thing where everyone on the production is super nice to Jon is an attempt to triangulate all the house mates against him. As the general shittyness of the house increases so will how unfairly nice they are to Jon. It will make everyone resent him, except Letty who will hoe out harder for him - as it will further stoke her natural instinct to extract resources from the area big-man.
 
I wonder what's up with Letty. Jet took her out of the room "it's important" and Jet is back to fucking with things with no Letty to be seen.

I wonder if it was a family emergency phone call or something.
 
I think the thing where everyone on the production is super nice to Jon is an attempt to triangulate all the house mates against him. As the general shittyness of the house increases so will how unfairly nice they are to Jon. It will make everyone resent him, except Letty who will hoe out harder for him - as it will further stoke her natural instinct to extract resources from the area big-man.
Jon is the only one they can wring entertainment out of. This room is a microcosm of the show. Jon interacting with someone so there's something to focus on, Josie being mentally-unwell in a corner, Damian trying to figure out how to shit himself, everyone else just sort of exists. Then Sam is on top poking them with a stick so the audience doesn't tune out.
 
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