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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    805


 

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Is it just me or did Snack Delivery gain a massive increase from 280 to 800 coins? Does this mean Fishtoys actually work now?
 
Pisek said:
Sylvia "Has anyone ever paid you to piss?"

Lydia "no have you?"

Sylvia "yeah I've been doing it since I was 18, it's a good way to make money"
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I didn't think I could lose *more* respect for Sylvia.
But it has somehow gone even deeper into the negatives.
 
C. Cactus said:
story time! I didn't get it at first but it's my favorite bit of the show now

"I have like really bad depression and shit, I'm like bipolar and shit". -Story time guy

The fucking oo ee oo aa aa duck toy was on the entire time too.
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I love TraumaMax Zoomer. The way he just surgically destroys every one's mood is funny as fuck.


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Also at this point, Sam is legit trying to fuck with everyone else to get Jon (Fucking hell Sam your autistic alter ego name is confusing the shit out of me.) to win. Or he's trying to get Josie to melt into a puddle. Something like that.


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Sammich said:
The chat being shut down unless you pay doesn't really matter much, you couldn't chat unless you paid either, so it's a bit MEH from me.
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I I have no idea why anyone even cares about the chat, it's nothing but constant spam and is completely unusable for conversation. People just copy/paste stupid shit.
 
This morning I was considering saying that the actual show starts today, and I'm inclined to believe it does. The Simmons incident didn't end it, it began it (or at least reset it). Once the hangovers wear off we're to the real thing.
 
I think Sylvia's onlywhores and Josie's guro art were supposed to be things that the audience latched on to and torture them over but they failed to realized that most people are desensitized to 4/10 fat onlyfans e-women and Josie came across as way too endearing and passive. If Josie was like 300lbs and her female tism was more of the dorkier not adorkable variety maybe it would be different. Like imagine an overweight SJW type.

Still wondering what Vance's closet skeleton is. That he's a coward? His gf supports BLM and troon rights? Big whoop.
 
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