🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    779
I think this is a smart move from Jet.
Yeah, I get that a lot of people on here want this to be a literal hell house full of torture and pain 24/7 but these are, for the most part, emotionally stunted kids (legally adults, but still kids mentally and emotionally). They gotta keep this shit going for 4 and a half more weeks.
This seems more of a "Terminally online zoomers not allowed to be online and have to live and interact with similar peers" and seeing how they cope, if they can cope, and how they change (if they do) over these weeks. Rather than actual torture hell chainsaw house.
I'm pretty sure this is why they changed the name from Hellhouse to Fishtank. You don't torture your fish, you just feed them, watch them swim around, and occasionally tap on the glass to see them freak out or chase your finger. The only way they'd be able to keep a group of people in literal Hell for only $20k is if they rounded up homeless druggies who already live in Hell. As funny as that'd be there's no way it would happen
 
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What does Sam do besides show up once a day? this entire operation has largely been Jet's baby. Sure, Sam is financing it largely but outside of that and hosting it he hasn't seemed overly involved compared to Jet.
I have no idea specifically but if it was my money being spent I would be heavily-involved. Either Sam is involved & he's responsible for this mess or he isn't & he knows even less about producing a show than I thought (any production studio is going to send suits to the set to keep everybody on task.)
 
"if you looked at those pictures I will destroy you. lets go lettyarmy"

lettyarmy:
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its just not enough money. 10,000 for a month and a half is an entry level job where you get to go home after 8 hours. Sam is a looming terrifying indiscernible ogre who makes people uncomfortable just by being near them. I think it dawned on them what he is, and what the people who would watch a show made by him are, and its just not worth it. Unless you are mentally retarded like Jon, mentally retarded and a chinaman like Simmons, or desperate for attention like letty. No one is making it past this next week.
Honestly, I wouldn't consider this to be work. You get to lay around and read. Plus everything is basically paid for. Sure you don't get access to the internet and you have to put up with sperging and Sam's nonsense. But I personally wouldn't be completely opposed to that.
 
letty, my dear, you're not crushing anyone like a bug. you weigh like 40 pounds on a good day. hell, i'd be surprised if you could crush a literal bug like a bug. sorry BPD hoe.
 
I missed part of it but Letty was saying she doesn't do cam porn and anything you see was leaked by her ex and that anyone watching it is a porn addicted loser.

So why the cam model name? Or just a fake name used online?
 
If I had to guess he was trafficked in when he was a child, ran through by Hollywood and elites and promised to be rich and famous. They tossed him aside when he got too old for them and has degenerated to what we've seen in the last week.
Part of his book is advice to other bat eaters about how to get into America by volunteering at summer camps. That's why he gives advice on how to not be fired. That was how he came here originally.
 
I missed part of it but Letty was saying she doesn't do cam porn and anything you see was leaked by her ex and that anyone watching it is a porn addicted loser.

So why the cam model name? Or just a fake name used online?
nina volyanska is probably her real name and lettuce is just an alias.
 
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