🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    778
You know what? Maybe Simmons got off easy. People are so focused on his book that no one will bother pointing out how fucking horrendous his singing tutorials are
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TezVXKbXfl4Holy FUCK why would you willingly show something like this to the world
How were these being uploaded while he was in the house? I guess he could have made an upload schedule?

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What does Sam do besides show up once a day? this entire operation has largely been Jet's baby. Sure, Sam is financing it largely but outside of that and hosting it he hasn't seemed overly involved compared to Jet.
It's both of them. The day to day is Jet's thing, but for the time Sam is there, it fucks up the Fish's whole perspective and I don't think the show would work without both of their parts in the production.
 
Yet another reminder: the cash total is currently $20,000 , it was bumped up days ago during Sam's kitchen punching madness.
 
I think him and Jon have a similar issue with their autism where they have accepted the idea that in order to succeed in life you need to be confident but neither has the self-awareness to do it effectively. So they end up proudly doing embarrassing things.
I think the next confident thing Simmons is going to do involves a rope.
 
I hope Sam reads this bro. He needs to understand his top fan is defending his honor on Kiwifarms.
All you've done is bitch and moan for a couple days. We get it, you don't like sam, you think the show is terrible and you want to make sure everyone knows this. We know.
 
I think Muauo got on his phone and realized he blew up on a autistic retard and started calling him a stupid retard for a genuine mistake from Jon. Which differs from the nice guy he wants to be.
 
That's Mauro's book, right?
He previously brought his entire suitcase downstairs to do laundry, so it might be possible he's only doing some laundry. I doubt he would leave his beloved Halo book behind.
We'll see what happens, though.
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In that same conversation Jet found out about Sam taking away the baby from Letty and telling Vance he was going to have to do romantic things with Letty. And jets reaction was genuine confusion.
Unfortunately, I don't think we will see any decent scheming or sabotaging again. Sam coming out and punishing Letty and Vance for her idea (Not her fault, how tf was she supposed to know you can't do that shit on a competition based torture reality show?) pretty much killed that game instantly. Now no one is going to want to do anything remotely risky (or "unauthorized" as they called it), nor are they going to want to be openly gossipy for fear of Sam's wrath. It didn''t help that every single time the fish did do something creative or competitive in the past, the staff put a stop it.
Yeah this was a really weird thing to do. Game shows like this are based around alliances and sabotage, and now everyone is going to be afraid to do anything that may get called out by Sam. I don’t know what his thought process was here, or if he even put any thought into it at all.
 
All I'm saying is that Vance coin just shot to the moon today, he's #1 in the running to win this thing. He wasn't even SHAKEN that the weirdo chink got booted out.

Vance is the only one who is Neuro typical. He might be a dull cuck, but he has the EQ to process a 35 second shouting match and meeting a person who might have thought about pedo things.
 
its just not enough money. 10,000 for a month and a half is an entry level job where you get to go home after 8 hours. Sam is a looming terrifying indiscernible ogre who makes people uncomfortable just by being near them. I think it dawned on them what he is, and what the people who would watch a show made by him are, and its just not worth it. Unless you are mentally retarded like Jon, mentally retarded and a chinaman like Simmons, or desperate for attention like letty. No one is making it past this next week.
 
Plenty of genuine reasons but I think the main one is it's a clusterfuck. Big media won't do it because they must control everything to insane degrees.
Streamers/content creators/normies won't do it because it requires a lot of work to get off the ground and too much capital for some literally who.

I've given it some thought and a very dedicated team of tech autists could pull this off from a tech standpoint (good feeds, able to fix things on the fly, etc) but then there's the people management.. you need a big personality and unironically a big guy in most cases to tard wrangle people like this when emotions run high.

Sam's group is in a great spot to do this despite themselves.
There's already Big Brother, which used to be an interesting show with accompanying online feeds, but now it's a woke boring mess thanks to the SJWs who watch the feeds religiously and complain about everything. Canadian Big Brother even stopped having live feeds this year
 
(don’t wanna continue? Oh, well, I guess you’re buying your own ticket back and we won’t actually be reimbursing those expenses we talked about, typical girls do porn techniques, etc). I wonder if Sam has the stomach for that?
I had assumed they were doing this at the bare minimum, if not then they should have known from the start they didn't have the nerve to make this a success and should have slapped whoever suggested it to begin with.
But I guess that would explain why they were so afraid of people leaving from day one if they created zero burden for leaving.
 
its just not enough money. 10,000 for a month and a half is an entry level job where you get to go home after 8 hours. Sam is a looming terrifying indiscernible ogre who makes people uncomfortable just by being near them. I think it dawned on them what he is, and what the people who would watch a show made by him are, and its just not worth it. Unless you are mentally retarded like Jon, mentally retarded and a chinaman like Simmons, or desperate for attention like letty. No one is making it past this next week.
Vance may have delusions of using the show to propel himself further in his music/artistic endeavors.
 
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