🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    778
At the very least the lack of toys/TTS for what's going to be at least half the show, has proven to me that you should never give money to Sam Hyde.
Remember when they said the season pass would give you enough coins for one TTS then they raised the price to like $150 worth of coins?
Is anyone going to be interested in removing a bed when there's four people left who wouldn't be bothered at that point?
 
its just not enough money. 10,000 for a month and a half is an entry level job where you get to go home after 8 hours. Sam is a looming terrifying indiscernible ogre who makes people uncomfortable just by being near them. I think it dawned on them what he is, and what the people who would watch a show made by him are, and its just not worth it. Unless you are mentally retarded like Jon, mentally retarded and a chinaman like Simmons, or desperate for attention like letty. No one is making it past this next week.
When Simmons left and everyone was sitting on the couch quiet it reminded of early 2000s porn post nut scenes where the women are filled with regret and signing papers saying it wasn’t against their will.
 
1682563308124349.png


me n the boyz
 
That sucks that Snorlax is gone. Let's just remember this is Lettys fault, if he got his full 16 hours without Jon sperging he could've handled Simmons eviction.
 
I just caught up with the thread and I want Jon to do the following:

Kill Letty. Behead Letty. Roundhouse kick a Letty into the concrete. Slam dunk a Lettys baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Lettys. Defecate in a Lettys food. Launch Letty into the sun. Stir fry Letty in a wok. Toss Letty into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Lettys gas tank. Judo throw Letty into a wood chipper. Twist Letty heads off. Report Letty to the IRS. Karate chop Letty in half. Curb stomp pregnant Letty. Trap Letty in quicksand. Crush Letty in the trash compactor. Liquefy Letty in a vat of acid. Eat Letty. Dissect Letty. Exterminate Letty in the gas chamber. Stomp Lettys skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Letty in the oven. Lobotomize Letty. Mandatory abortions for Letty. Grind Lettys fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Letty in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Letty with a ray gun. Kick old Letty down the stairs. Feed Letty to alligators. Slice Letty with a katana.

I seriously can't stand that snake and I can't fathom as to why people simp for her crack shack looking ass.
 
really he would be better off just fucking off back to china. god knows what the fuck he's doing in the US because he's going nowhere fast.
If I had to guess he was trafficked in when he was a child, ran through by Hollywood and elites and promised to be rich and famous. They tossed him aside when he got too old for them and has degenerated to what we've seen in the last week.
 
This reminds me of that episode of Hell's Kitchen where Gordon Ramsay yelled at that one guy and then immediately took all the other cooks out for ice cream to apologize for yelling in front of them
 
I hope Jon comes out of this as a better man than he was before. Vance and Letty should both stay together as they're both whores of a fatherless background. Mauro I hope is a prank, Sylvia is fat, and Josie is still stimming.
 
What does Sam do besides show up once a day? this entire operation has largely been Jet's baby. Sure, Sam is financing it largely but outside of that and hosting it he hasn't seemed overly involved compared to Jet.
That's a facade they're trying to maintain for legal reasons. For legal reasons Sam is just "the host." But this is fully Sam's idea and his project. He's been planning it since before Jet was even in the picture. Jet has a lot of freedom but mostly as an on site problem solver and logistics guy.

I'll let someone else explain why the legal thing is smart or stupid but he's directly said it won't be a Sam Hyde project for legal reasons.
 
Back
Top Bottom