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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    778
Mauro panicking about being doxxed and suddenly leaving just raises my suspicions that he has something he doesn't want people to find out
He doesn't seem like the retard to have a lot of skeletons in his closet, I think it boils down to protecting his family. Latino family culture is strong and unbreakable, he would feel guilty and possibly suicidal if his family were doxxed and thrown into this chaos
 
WTF. How are they going to make up for 2 lost people now? Worried this is going to create a domino effect and more will leave.
Jet- "Sam we're running out of contestants too fast, what can we do?"
Sam - "Call him."
Jet - "You don't mean...."
Sam - "Yes, it's time for the King to have his time to shine"
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I think this is a result of Sam kicking out Simmons the way he did. Mauro realized these are all strangers, people are digging up online shit and that lots of people are watching this. And that Sam is nuts
Yeah, admittedly it was fairly entertaining but it was a bad judgement call. I don't know if they thought being so aggressive would help make them seem like they weren't even slightly condoning it but if they had handled it more gently it probably wouldn't have freaked the fish out a fraction as much.
 
and yet people bitched for a week and a half with the jokerposting and complaining about tts being disabled.

damned if you do, damned if you dont
No, not damned if you do and damned if you don't. The jokerposting and complainers were wrong and the staff was correct - until today.
They were right to put the brakes on in some places. What they did today totally flew in the face of their previous philosophy around making sure there the frogs were boiled properly and not thrown directly into the fire. They fucked up. That's all.
 
Mauro panicking about being doxxed and suddenly leaving just raises my suspicions that he has something he doesn't want people to find out
I don't understand Mauro's reason for wanting to leave, he was fine earlier but Simmons is outed as a creep and he's shook? Does Mauro have camp counseling books out too?

I tune back in and Mauro is packed up to leave? Very suspicious, he knew he'd be on a publicly viewed show but is only concerned about doxing after Simmons is outed.

So much for not needing the downstairs cams on tonight Jet, dumbass.
 
and yet people bitched for a week and a half with the jokerposting and complaining about tts being disabled.

damned if you do, damned if you dont
Jokerposters are vindicated RN, all these restrictions/luxuries despite saying the only entertainment would be Stuart Little 2 and even the contestants begging for more TTS, and it ends up having people leave because of the producer's incompetence. They even brought them the Halo book they said was banned for being too fun.
 
>Place limits on your viewers to keep fish around longer (rational)
>Throw all that out the window and sperg yourself, causing a bunch of unnecessary stress early on in the show yourself (???)
>Cut the cameras to your (LIVE 24/7) show so the contestants can chill and wont leave and end the show prematurely (?????)
>They leave anyway (lol)

I genuinely enjoyed this show but today has been a massive blunder
The cracks were there even from the beginning. I completely understand the idea of not scaring contestants away with too much too soon (boiling the frog slowly) but Jet has had the kid gloves on and been way too lenient with the fish from the jump.
 
and yet people bitched for a week and a half with the jokerposting and complaining about tts being disabled.

damned if you do, damned if you dont
I've been obsessed with fishtank from day 1 and I still found the jokerposting pretty funny. The show is admittedly boring at times, it's a "24/7" livestream there's going to be some dull moments, especially if you haven't been actively watching and don't know the lore.
 
and yet people bitched for a week and a half with the jokerposting and complaining about tts being disabled.

damned if you do, damned if you dont
I think you accidentally figured out why the doomposters doompost. This idea was awful from the start. We should be laughing at it yet I see people defending this internet clown's honor as if he's not a laughingstock.
 
B2 is better, it's right on the stairway and the door is hanging open
Weird I am getting way better sound out of bedroom 3. Whatever we can pool our resources and with our powers combined we are exceptional.
 
One of the funny takeaways of this whole thing is it does prove Sam is unhinged. He’s willing to hurt people for the sake of comedy. There’s always been the question
of where the character ends and the person begins. That line seems thinner than ever.
Louis CK has said that people watch the show “Louie” and assume it’s a show about his life, but it’s really a show loosely based on his life where he exaggerates parts of his personality and plays up particular events to make it more entertaining. I feel like Sam is the same way. People who say “lol it’s all just irony bro haha it’s all a character lol” are retarded, this is the person he is but exaggerated for comedic effect.
 
I’m assuming people have been making tts donations about Letty’s hairy asshole and Sylvia being a slampig but those get filtered out. It’s a delicate balance. You want an interactive show where people can tap the glass and shake up the tank, but you also don’t want to make the place so miserable that everyone leaves in week two. It’s not a sprint, it’s a marathon. I’ve been critical of Sam and Jet but I think they’re doing a good job maintaining the balance.
Yeah, but they still get bullied. Sam's tweet seems like a blanket ban on TTS aimed at Jon. If Sam tweeted "No more bullying Jon's speech impediment" that's one thing, but where's the line? The Bible? Andrew Tate? If we're going that far for one person, why not the rest? At this point what are we watching? If we're going to make the Fishtank a hugbox where TTS pumps out the 27th "JOSIE I LOVE YOU UWU!" message, why not just go watch any vapid thot on twitch?
 
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