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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    778
Ridley said:
I think you accidentally figured out why the doomposters doompost. This idea was awful from the start. We should be laughing at it yet I see people defending this internet clown's honor as if he's not a laughingstock.
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You're posting for the sake of posting at this rate, the idea wasn't awful, the execution has been though. People like Big Brother, people have been craving a new BB alternative since the inital concept came on air in the early 2000's. Nobody is forcing you to watch this show or post like a faggot in this thread, thanks for reminding us for the 30th time you hate this show
 
Yeah putting in new people who are less likely to leave might be better at this point considering we're not even 25% through the show and they need a break from 5% of what was advertised.
 
Angry Shoes said:
Louis CK has said that people watch the show “Louie” and assume it’s a show about his life, but it’s really a show loosely based on his life where he exaggerates parts of his personality and plays up particular events to make it more entertaining. I feel like Sam is the same way. People who say “lol it’s all just irony bro haha it’s all a character lol” are retarded, this is the person he is but exaggerated for comedic effect.
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You're saying that most people don't spend $5,000 on Funko Pops and drop them into a deep fryer?

Well shit.
 
Not sure if anyone has done this yet, but here are rips (not really, they're pdfs screenshotted the retard way because of Amazon's new DRM) for the Simmons books. Included are the two people are talking about, plus some others.

OCR chuds with working Adobe Acrobat, please help with making these tiny excuses for books smaller and actually highlightable.

I will make the rest available for download as a zip as I get through them. Have fun!
 

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I thought the complete lack of communication between Jet and Sam was part of the mind game but it turns out Sam is doing whatever the fuck he wants and Jet has to pick up the pieces. It's crazy how well the show is doing after so many fumbles. They're really about to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.
 
Crungass said:
All I'm saying is that Vance coin just shot to the moon today, he's #1 in the running to win this thing. He wasn't even SHAKEN that the weirdo chink got booted out.
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after that fucking shitshow with the babyshaking and his shitty snake scheming? roflmao you crazy
 
Rob Wolchek said:
You're posting for the sake of posting at this rate, the idea wasn't awful, the execution has been though. People like Big Brother, people have been craving a new BB alternative since the inital concept came on air in the early 2000's. Nobody is forcing you to watch this show or post like a faggot in this thread, thanks for reminding us for the 30th time you hate this show
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Nothing I've said is different from other posts these last few pages. The idea was bad (you didn't read the post I replied to or you'd get why) & the execution has been worse. Sam is terrible at this production shit.
 
Kirby vacuums said:
sam really likes to fuck himself over and people around him, its kinda his thing
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This show shouldn't have been live. It should have been prerecorded and edited down. It would have saved them a lot of trouble and money, and garnered a bigger audience. I'd love to watch it but I'm not a zoomer with all the free time in the world.
 
Crungass said:
Yeah putting in new people who are less likely to leave might be better at this point considering we're not even 25% through the show and they need a break from 5% of what was promised.
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What is this "they need a break" fag shit I keep seeing? They don't need a break, they need to nut the fuck up and keep their eyes on the prize.

Do the show. You aren't going to die and Sam can't actually poison you. If you're a chink pedophile don't be surprised when you get outed as a chink pedophile. Each contestant is under the age of 30 and most are barely half way into their 20s. They know how this shit works; they grew up with fucking iPads in their hands. Simmons was a weirdo creep and got the boot. Now you need to rest and turn the cameras off? Fuck you; that's Simmons' problem, not yours.

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Crungass said:
All I'm saying is that Vance coin just shot to the moon today, he's #1 in the running to win this thing. He wasn't even SHAKEN that the weirdo chink got booted out.
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He and Letty are on thin ice with Sam. It seems to me like the contestants are basically surviving Sam at this stage of the show. Get on his good side and you get special goodies. Get on his bad side and he’ll destroy your reputation forever. You know… I can see why Mauro left.
 
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