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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Cocklaunch said:
Yeah, that's the entertaining part. What do you want to watch a girl spin in a chair and "stim" or a guy with zero social awareness continuing to annoy the fishtankers with his voice alone.
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Honestly, thinking about the whole show it would really suck after there's only like 3-4 people left. There would be no more chemistry/dynamic.
 
Meth Until Death said:
If the show was run the way you wanted cunt, it would've died day 2. Fuckin impatient zoomers I swear
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Yeah the show isn't dead now with all the cameras off for a mental health day because one of the contestants fucked a 16 year old right after another mental health day where they got to play on their phones and go outside lmao. Boiling the frog was a joke.
 
Ridley said:
The show is boring. The shitshow surrounding the show is what's interesting. If the show wasn't boring this thread would be discussing things that actually happened on the show after they happened rather than slapfights between rampant doomposters vs. Sam fanboys. Trying to figure out if this project is going to fail just slightly or very hard is what's keeping the replies rolling in. If someone built a badly-designed rocket car & collided with a wall at 400kph & people talked about that, it doesn't mean they are praising the idiot whose hubris killed himself.
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Imagine watching something constantly just to post about how boring it is and how above it all you are.
 
This shit is going on way too fast, what's going on? I just came back after lunch and half the cameras are down.
 
I've never seen anything like this in my entire life and I never will again. Watching Simmons' exit live was unreal. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it for myself. As far as the stream being essentially down goes, I don't mind because I wasn't planning on watching the rest of the night anyway. Utter emotional exhaustion. I can't imagine how much worse it is to have actually been there.
 
Seems there are a lot of flaws in how this has played out. I'm surprised they didn't go into background checks for the contestants. While this has become a sort of mess that wasn't really what was originally intended, I hope they learn a lot from this to do better on the next season if they decide to do another. I wouldn't have imagined several autistic people thrown into a house for 6 weeks would've gone any smoother.
 
BernieRose said:
This shit is going on way too fast, what's going on? I just came back after lunch and half the cameras are down.
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Simmons got kicked out after some drama and pedo accusations. Several fish (Mauro, Jon, etc) felt uncomfortable afterwards so they called everyone down to the basement, then shut off the downstairs cameras for the night to let them relax with pizza/cake/beer. Subscribers are pissed they can't watch.
 
Nigger Racism said:
Your cherrypicking of what has been happening in this thread is very gay and i don't understand why you'd spend your time here arguing over something you don't find stimulating
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Fishtank's production blunders are what's stimulating. The show itself is not stimulating. Jet (or whoever) ensures it's not entertaining by hiding all the toys the moment anything entertaining peeks its head in. Sam isn't any better considering his roid rage over TTS. If you're going to sit here & tell me this Fishtank idea didn't get so much attention because it was advertised as a torture chamber then I have a bridge to sell you.
 
RobotGentleman said:
Simmons got kicked out after some drama and pedo accusations. Several fish (Mauro, Jon, etc) felt uncomfortable afterwards so they called everyone down to the basement, then shut off the downstairs cameras for the night to let them relax with pizza/cake/beer. Subscribers are pissed they can't watch.
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Go back to about page 666 and skim your way forward.
A TL;DR wouldn't do it justice.
 
BernieRose said:
This shit is going on way too fast, what's going on? I just came back after lunch and half the cameras are down.
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tl;dr simmons outed as pedo, sam goes loud during the eviction while outing him, jon is devastated to find this out after his personal heart-to-hearts with him, jet decides to hit the pause on the show due to how fucked up a lot of the fishes are over today's developments and puts on a movie with beer, cake and other food.
 
Crungass said:
Yeah the show isn't dead now with all the cameras off for a mental health day because one of the contestants fucked a 16 year old right after another mental health day where they got to play on their phones and go outside lmao. Boiling the frog was a joke.
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>fucked a 16 year old girl

Wait, what? Simmons, how could you!? When did this come to light?
 
Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
I like Jon, but this is peak homosexuality. What's the point of TTS if you're going to censor anything that will hurt their feelings? Might as well add a generic sound effect that goes 'Person X was superchatted hugs ❤️'
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Sam now realizes he's running a tard-gawking show and he just kicked out one of the two interesting tards, gravely hurting the feelings of the other. Jon simply cannot leave, otherwise this will be like every boring reality show except Josie will be stimming in the background. I honestly don't want to see Violetta puppeteer Vance with her annoying seductress voice unless Jon is involved, I never liked Damiel or found Josie interesting, and as for Sylvia and Mauro, well... they're boring.
 
I think no matter what we can all agree that fat pig Sylvia needs to go ASAP
Dumb cow actually did something for the first time in over a week just to ruin the most tense/awkward moment so far with unfunny yelling and fake vomiting
 
Rob Wolchek said:
tl;dr simmons outed as pedo, sam goes loud during the eviction while outing him, jon is devastated to find this out after his personal heart-to-hearts with him, jet decides to hit the pause on the show due to how fucked up a lot of the fishes are over today's developments and puts on a movie with beer, cake and other food.
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Holy shit. What the fuck Sam. Were any of these people background check'd? It kinda seems like a massive oversight...
 
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