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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    779
I can't believe 9 straight days of groundbreaking entertainment has once again been temporarily disrupted. I'm demanding refund. Sam Hyde and his motley crew of zoomers didn't provide the structured experience I was expecting. Even though I've been fixated on this experiment for over a week, I've now decided the entire thing was a failure
 
Can you name a show from the 1990's and early 2000s where a gay fat man tells an autistic man that he is retarded, he should shower and brush his teeth?
The guy got berated for hours about being retarded, there isn't a piece of media like this, except for bum fights and gmod griefing videos.
Any reality television show that wanted to push ahead of its competition. Nothing on this show is novel. It's a Twitch format slapped onto a reality TV format with Jet & co. continually chasing the mess with castration clamps.
 
I can't believe 9 straight days of groundbreaking entertainment has once again been temporarily disrupted. I'm demanding refund. Sam Hyde and his motley crew of zoomers didn't provide the structured experience I was expecting. Even though I've been fixated on this experiment for over a week, I've now decided the entire thing was a failure
Yeah I'm bummed it's down for the night but it's understandable and I need to go watch other shit for a change anyway.
I've spent all day watching and typing about these 'tards.
 
Gave some thought on Simmons, his overall behavior and writing style were very childish and naïve in everything he did. That's not uncommon in regressed pedophiles, who literally are mentally stuck in a childish state and act out sexually with that too. I think there's a good case to be made for that, esp given his creepy ass book was focused on camp counselling, and his myriad other shit like crossdressing you see in similarly effected crazies
 
Question for Josiecels: os she fit to take care of a baby, or has Mr. Goldstriker finally answered the autistic gf question?
 
Every time there's talk that Fishtank has jumped the shark not too long after something happens that grabs everyone's attention again. Doomposters get the rope, trust the plan etc.
 
They fucked this up at the start. If you bully autists like jon / josie too much they will just break down and fuck off.
You either have to find those rare autists like chris chan who just keep coming back no matter what or get absolute psychos who enjoy the crew tormenting the other contestants too much to care about them also being fucked with.
I think I’d you want to do this right from the start next time you get every day joes. They’re interviewed by Sam and Jet and if they recognize them then they’re out. The show is not called Fishtank to their face. The Fishtank in the future should be a huge basement somewhere in the Midwest. No outside orders of food. Food is brought to the new fish in unmarked containers. All TTS moderated.
 
If you don't yet see why Jon should be bullied just continue watching the sterilized piece of shit. Tomorrow as usual, wetawd will continue to walk up to Vance and Daniel, hit/break shit, scream all day and intimate people.
Yeah, that's the entertaining part. What do you want to watch a girl spin in a chair and "stim" or a guy with zero social awareness continuing to annoy the fishtankers with his voice alone.
 
Every time there's talk that Fishtank has jumped the shark something happens that grabs everyone's attention again. Doomposters get the rope, trust the plan etc.
I don't think there's much of a plan. I don't think the show is shit now, there's just a lot of incompetence, laziness, and questionable decisions keeping it from realizing it's full potential. Hopefully season 2 is created with some lessons learned.
 
Question for Josiecels: os she fit to take care of a baby, or has Mr. Goldstriker finally answered the autistic gf question?
Considering it wasn't a real baby it's hard to tell, you also have to take into consideration she's still in her early 20s so I doubt she's mature enough to raise kids yet, she still needs time to mature. She's closer to a teenager than an adult in terms of her behavior.
 
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