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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    778
Fishtank's production blunders are what's stimulating. The show itself is not stimulating. Jet (or whoever) ensures it's not entertaining by hiding all the toys the moment anything entertaining peeks its head in. Sam isn't any better considering his roid rage over TTS. If you're going to sit here & tell me this Fishtank idea didn't get so much attention because it was advertised as a torture chamber then I have a bridge to sell you.
I don't give a shit about how Fishtank was advertised and i don't give a shit that you've been entertained only by the production blunder, don't project your gay opinion on everyone else and expect them to take it as fact.
 
Sam now realizes he's running a tard-gawking show and he just kicked out one of the two interesting tards, gravely hurting the feelings of the other. Jon simply cannot leave, otherwise this will be like every boring reality show except Josie will be stimming in the background. I honestly don't want to see Violetta puppeteer Vance with her annoying seductress voice unless Jon is involved, I never liked Damiel or found Josie interesting, and as for Sylvia and Mauro, well... they're boring.
You know, if Jon leaves they could always just... you know... fuck with them. Like they were going to.
 
i'll give them the night, encountering a person that you thought was normal turned freak can be traumatizing. but people must be allowed to rip on the retard. i hope what sam said is some kind of joke. (it's not)
Full agreement. I'm definitely repping Jon in this one but he shouldn't be off limits. TTS from what I've seen is very limited as it is anyway, the lovable wetawd has got to use this experience to grow a thicker skin, it would really benefit it him in the end.
 
Holy shit. What the fuck Sam. Were any of these people background check'd? It kinda seems like a massive oversight...
A background check doesn't involve looking at the dude's amazon author page.
EDIT: Also Jon said it wasn't the simmons shit that made him lock himself in the bathroom. It was Sam telling everyone about the Letty/Vance stealing and shaking Jon/Simmons baby. Betrayal, etc.
 
What the fuck do torturebros want at this point? We literally got to see Sam all but put a final stamp on a guy being a pedo. That's probably one of the most damaging things you can do to a person short of crippling them/outright killing them. But now the show is soft babymode because of what happened? Simmons is going to have the events of this burned into his mind for the rest of his life. You got to see it live.
The fish got to see it in person and are all thinking "will this happen to me next?". It's impacted them psychologically as well. I really don't know what kind of torture would satiate you.
It is kind of gay that Jon can't be bullied anymore over the TTS, but did any entertainment ever come from that? His best moments and spergouts were within the house, spurred on by Sam, or calmed by him.
 
A background check doesn't involve looking at the dude's amazon author page.
EDIT: Also Jon said it wasn't the simmons shit that made him lock himself in the bathroom. It was Sam telling everyone about the Letty/Vance stealing and shaking Jon/Simmons baby. Betrayal, etc.
Keep in mind the books werent labeled in a way that would even come off as being creepy.

People had to actually read his books and post excerpts for him to be outed as a creep.

If you think background checks are THAT intensive, you must work for a three letter agency
 
No I want the sensitive to not get special treatment. Forget TTS you can't even watch the show right now (27/7 btw) because he doesn't want to be seen.
The show is on 24/7 it's day 9, what the fuck do you want dude?
We're losing maybe 12 hours of content out of 42 days so it'll hopefully last that long.
 
What the fuck do torturebros want at this point? We literally got to see Sam all but put a final stamp on a guy being a pedo. That's probably one of the most damaging things you can do to a person short of crippling them/outright killing them. But now the show is soft babymode because of what happened? Simmons is going to have the events of this burned into his mind for the rest of his life. You got to see it live.
The fish got to see it in person and are all thinking "will this happen to me next?". It's impacted them psychologically as well. I really don't know what kind of torture would satiate you.
It is kind of gay that Jon can't be bullied anymore over the TTS, but did any entertainment ever come from that? His best moments and spergouts were within the house, spurred on by Sam, or calmed by him.
he walked in, read two lines from Simmons book, made Josie sing Karaoke and told him to leave while still in character. Simmons didn't even know he was being serious lmao.
 
Fishtank's production blunders are what's stimulating. The show itself is not stimulating. Jet (or whoever) ensures it's not entertaining by hiding all the toys the moment anything entertaining peeks its head in. Sam isn't any better considering his roid rage over TTS. If you're going to sit here & tell me this Fishtank idea didn't get so much attention because it was advertised as a torture chamber then I have a bridge to sell you.
If you can watch the Simmons annihilation and not even feel a little bit of some type of way about it and see that as torturous I think you should just go look for actual red rooms, even I started to feel exhausted after that and I've watched almost all 9 days.
 
Keep in mind the books werent labeled in a way that would even come off as being creepy.

People had to actually read his books and post excerpts for him to be outed as a creep.

If you think background checks are THAT intensive, you must work for a three letter agency
I agree.

I've had many background checks, one place even made me go get my own from the police department personally. That company kinda sucked, cheap bastards.
 
All these people crying about "free speech", "not being able to have fun anymore" really just do not get it at all.
 
What the fuck do torturebros want at this point? We literally got to see Sam all but put a final stamp on a guy being a pedo. That's probably one of the most damaging things you can do to a person short of crippling them/outright killing them. But now the show is soft babymode because of what happened? Simmons is going to have the events of this burned into his mind for the rest of his life. You got to see it live.
The fish got to see it in person and are all thinking "will this happen to me next?". It's impacted them psychologically as well. I really don't know what kind of torture would satiate you.
It is kind of gay that Jon can't be bullied anymore over the TTS, but did any entertainment ever come from that? His best moments and spergouts were within the house, spurred on by Sam, or calmed by him.
If Sam is what makes Jon behave in entertaining ways & Sam was the catalyst for what Fishtank was actually advertised as (humiliating freaks on stream) then maybe Sam should go make a television show or something. Rather than 12 hours of people with no personality sit in rooms while anonymous internet users spend $40 to have Microsoft Sam say things they all ignore anyway.
 
I agree.

I've had many background checks, one place even made me go get my own from the police department personally. That company kinda sucked, cheap bastards.
DoE-L's are pretty intensive, I've had one done and they talked to gradeschool teachers of mine
 
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