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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 61 7.7%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.8%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 50 6.3%

  • Total voters
    796
I like how Dam just left Josie's baby handing off the counter top, where it could easily fall.
Deadbeat drug addict chigger dad, leaves it next to an overflowing garbage can too.
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ED ninja'd again
 
Not defending him per say because its still two-faced behavior, but did you not see him looking at the camera and say he's going to throw Letty under the bus? Cucked in general? Yeah. Cucked by Letty? You're fuckin fantasizing lol.
Vance spent a significant portion of time last night trying to manipulate Letty into either allying with him or disrespecting Jon. During that entire conversation Vance didn't get a single ounce of information out of her, and she stood strong in defending her previous convictions.

Despite this, Vance proceeds to take orders from her for some reason. While you aren't necessarily wrong that he could backstab her, that would imply he has some leverage. He doesn't have leverage though, if anything him grabbing the baby for Letty puts her in a safer position rather than a worse one. Now he has to sit and watch how him doing Letty's work for her resulted in nothing significant happening while she flirts with the guy he hates.
 
I think he said that, he also claimed that Joe Rogan had proven that coffee rehydrates you (because of course he came to this conclusion from Rogan), and he extrapolated that into people only needing to drink coffee. An average cup of coffee has 100mg of caffeine, so he's getting up to a gram per day, maybe more.

400mg per day is considered the healthy upper limit, so he's over double that

Here's the FDAs symptoms of caffeine overconsumption, sound familliar?
  • insomnia
  • jitters
  • anxiousness
  • fast heart rate
  • upset stomach
  • nausea
  • headache
  • a feeling of unhappiness (dysphoria)
If you're not measuring your caffeine in grams, you're not living. At worst I was over 2. I'm getting better now... maybe.
 
Vance spent a significant portion of time last night trying to manipulate Letty into either allying with him or disrespecting Jon. During that entire conversation Vance didn't get a single ounce of information out of her, and she stood strong in defending her previous convictions.
I see where you're coming from, but its not like he gave her anything other than one word answers anyway.
 
He's a deviant for sure but people are acting like there's definitive proof of him bad touching a kid and having tons of CSA material on his computer. There isn't, just footage of him rollerskating to anime music in a maid outfit.
I'm gonna have to disagree, if only because of the content found on his Instagram involving children. I *hope* that it's purely innocent and he's just having fun with a young niece or something, but it's not great given some of the context from his books, previous videos, etc.
 
Vance spent a significant portion of time last night trying to manipulate Letty into either allying with him or disrespecting Jon. During that entire conversation Vance didn't get a single ounce of information out of her, and she stood strong in defending her previous convictions.

Despite this, Vance proceeds to take orders from her for some reason. While you aren't necessarily wrong that he could backstab her, that would imply he has some leverage. He doesn't have leverage though, if anything him grabbing the baby for Letty puts her in a safer position rather than a worse one. Now he has to sit and watch how him doing Letty's work for her resulted in nothing significant happening while she flirts with the guy he hates.
I have mixed feelings about Letty. As an e-girl she disgusts me. As a contestant pretending to be a dumb bimbo she is a lot smarter than she lets on. It's fascinating to watch her run circles around Vance and keep him thinking he is the one scheming.

Jon yelling at Simmons to make the baby stop crying.

Letty flirting with Jon again. "Well you gave me a taste, now I want more" talking about punching jon.
 
Sam is training Jon because he has a high tolerance for pain. He bruised his toe the other day and didn't even flinch, and Sam saw it and was impressed. He totally doesn't just like beating up on the dent who sprayed mustard all over his wall.
 
Words can't describe the ecstasy I feel seeing Jon wear the helmet again. I really hope in the coming weeks everyone gets some sort of defining accessory to wear. It would end up becoming like some sort of demented f2p game with character cosmetics.
 
Finally fucking caught up with last night. Seems like I missed a lot of Letty being a scheming bitch and Mauro being husband of the year.

But man. 60+ pages in a night. Love seeing all the regulars here and reading the bants.
 
Jon is amazing, he has zero self-awareness, but he just drops the most raw and astute observations about everyone else with no filter
 
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