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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
I swear I saw Damiel take the batteries out of his baby; the literal definition of killing it for this challenge. He looks completely checked out from this entire experience.

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Riveting content from the definition of a deadbeat. Also why does he get to avoid the camera a second time?
 
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Thoughts on Damiel still having his phone? I think production wouldn’t allow it this time around since Damiel proved how retarded he is the first time
 
Dam tries again to get Josie to converse about his comic or whatever, she doesn't say much then quickly exits the room to be downstairs.
And? He spent more time resting while he was doing it. He's also in good enough shape and young enough that he can bounce back easily from a sporadic boxing session
What I was thinking is he must be in decent shape to be able to do all of that and not get sore/tired the next day. Someone who sits around playing video games all day couldn't suddenly work out like that without issues.
 
I swear I saw Damiel take the batteries out of his baby; the literal definition of killing it for this challenge. He looks completely checked out from this entire experience.
No, they have to put in cards in the slot that is on the back of the simulation doll. There are 4 of them.
I am actually surprised she does not have selfharms scars on her body.
I guess she's the type of hiding them out of embarassment. Only the biggest attention-whores have them visible on their arms/legs.
 
Dam tries again to get Josie to converse about his comic or whatever, she doesn't say much then quickly exits the room to be downstairs.

What I was thinking is he must be in decent shape to be able to do all of that and not get sore/tired the next day. Someone who sits around playing video games all day couldn't suddenly work out like that without issues.
Given what he claims he does for work, he's probably in good cardiovascular shape for his age. It looks like he's really into mountain biking, judging by his bike company's insta page

Even for a specimen like Jon getting kicked in the arms by Sam and then having his intro boxing session last night he’s definitely feeling it today. He won’t show it tho
Yeah that's a fair point, he needs to keep up his personal at all costs
 
What I was thinking is he must be in decent shape to be able to do all of that and not get sore/tired the next day. Someone who sits around playing video games all day couldn't suddenly work out like that without issues.

Jon's only 24 and he's in pretty good shape considering he's worked a lot of manual labor jobs and at least tries to workout regularly, even if its kind of sporadic and unfocused. He could honestly get pretty yoked if he was eating enough and hitting the weights, or he could stay lean and do the cardio thing. All the more reason for him to continue training under Sensei Goldstriker.
 
-Season pass paypigs get locked out of their accounts, get instantly blocked if they raise it up on twitter, (try buying another one dummy)
I'm a fan of MDE and I'm looking forward to WP2 but ngl I'm finding it really hard to like Sam over this. This is undeniably scummy and I don't know how his fans are gonna try and defend it.
 
I just don't see how people can dislike Vance now. He made the first real play that will absolutely have huge consequences. Jon has been funny as hell and Dam is funny enough, but Vance stole a baby which ultimately lead to it's death (and will lead to Simmons+Jon losing the elimination challenge). The first antagonistic action I've seen so far was this and I love it.
 
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