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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 62 7.8%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.6%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    798
The Blue Morpho said:
Nah, he lost the tug-of-war against Mauro and couldn't bench Simmons. I think Jon said he benched 80 pounds, which even if that's 80 per side + bar it isn't particularly impressive. He mainly works out for aesthetic to support his modeling side-hustle and lacks in power.
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Jon lost tug of war against a >300 pound man and couldn't flat bench someone from the floor. Gonna workout sperg a little bit here, but having the ability to press your feet into the ground and arch your back is absolutely vital for a legitimate bench press in regards to strength potential. However I absolutely agree, if Jon is only able to bench 80 pounds that's very weak. 80 pounds on each side is decent, but nothing spectacular like you said.
 
coof coof said:
Simmons evading questions while the others continue to prod him on his books.
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Jon wants to know about Simmons' summer camp book because it "sounds like fun" and he's "never been to summer camp." Does Jon know anything about the contents of that book or is he just being oblivious again?
 
Damiel's been back for over 3 hours, let's check in!
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Damn dude amazing content! #damnation lmao
Chiggers coping.
 
Jon is going in on the age. Straight up purity testing him. If something is wrong with Simmons character he wants to know. I have to respect his grueling nature here. Asking the chat to do further investigating. Letty squirmed.
 
8 to 16, Jesus Christ. What's going to happen to Simmons when Sam catches wind of this? He's fucked.
 
C. Cactus said:
I know a lot of people are shitting on Vance for his garage speech but I think it shows good character. He's considerate of his girlfriend's feelings and although he sounded kind of beta, he just wanted her to know that he's loyal and not gonna cheat on her or any dumb shit like that. Give the man a break for sounding whipped in the delivery, he's in a cold garage surrounded by weirdos talking to a camera, he's not gonna be at his most eloquent. Nobody would be under these circumstances.
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If I spoke to my wife like this she'd ask me who I was fucking and why.
This doesn't show good character, it shows he has given her doubts previously, or hasn't shown her that he'd never stray to begin with.
It sounds like he's cheated before and needs to reassure her.
This is a preemptive speech over sharing a room, live on camera, with a woman over a high school level "challenge".
MOST people wouldn't sound like they're doing a challenge to insert their penis into another person.
For 20k my wife would watch me fuck all 3 of those women and high five me when I got back.
 
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