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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    782
Simmons is the soft counter to Jon with his celestial headgames, but Mauro is the hard counter. Ordinarily dormant, Jon's constant screeching and stomping around and inability to read social cues rouses him from his slumber and ignites a sassy rage. He is also the only one who can easily overpower Jon by virtue of his sheer girthy mass.

Mauro the sleeper coin, buy now.
$MRO only goes up. It may not be as volatile as $JON or $SIM but it never goes down, either lying flat or up.
 
Did Vance get spirited away or am I just blind and dumb?

Edit: Noticed this.

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Notice how the kitchen is comfortable and everyone is chatting now that Dam isn't there. And everyone shits on Jon for being annoying but he always keeps the conversations going.
 
Notice how the kitchen is comfortable and everyone is chatting now that Dam isn't there. And everyone shits on Jon for being annoying but he always keeps the conversations going.
Jon's not bad as long as he isn't tard-raging.
 
Vance seems to have the most coaching from the producers out of any of the "real" fish. It doesn't seem to have amounted to much tho, as his character won't budge an inch from an exhilarating cocktail of "Office Jim stares into camera" and "Normie backbites the most extroverted autist."

Winning challenges by having a triple-digit IQ is his only hope. At this point it's unlikely that he kicks it up a notch with a move like actually confronting Jon or seducing Letty.
 
Everyone shits on Sylvia for being fat but I really never see her do or say anything offensive, she seems nice. The worst I've seen her do is bitch about Simmons and Job after they both acted super annoying, which anyone would do.
 
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