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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    782
Puff said:
Lots of schools cut the baby doll thing because it lead to higher teen pregnancy rates.
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It's only been a few hours and all three of the girls have Baby Fever.
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I've gone from thinking Damiel is alright to outright hating him over the course of a day. Letting him back on is a major mistake on Jet and co. He's a scumbag.
The best outcome possible is for the Fishes to band together to get him ousted. That, or constant bullying via Fishtoys, which probably won't happen because the site is still dogshit.
Simmons should be removed for being a creep too, but Damiel's preferential treatment irritates the piss out of me. MATI because I expected better from the production team.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Then Jon enters the room to apologize to Vance about the mustard (a main point he was mad about) and says he will clean any items and replace damaged ones. He leaves and not five seconds after Vance starts air thrusting and mocking him behind his back.
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If memory serves he also stated that he appreciated the apology and offer to replace things. Personally I totally get being a bit heated around Jon in general but I think he's, to a point, trying to also be a bit of a showman. I'm gonna say I wish he'd talk to Jon man-to-man like Simmons did (granted that was forced) but confrontation with what amounts to a perfect stranger without having a middleman forcing you together seems challenging to a point where anyone autistic enough to be on the show would lack the social skills necessary.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
I'd have to disagree. Ranting is one thing, I'm pretty sure every person on the show has done it at some point about Jon, but it's really the attitude during and after that's important. Jon sperged out last night over Andrew Tate. What occurred after was 3 hours of a talk between bros (and a succubus) about how what he did was wrong. He then apologizes.

Vance rants to Letty about Jon. Letty agrees, but doesn't seem to hate Jon as much as Vance. Vance then goes to Damiels room to rant about him AND Letty and they jerk each other off about how he's a retard and that Vance will 100% smack Jon if he does something bad again. Then Jon enters the room to apologize to Vance about the mustard (a main point he was mad about) and says he will clean any items and replace damaged ones. He leaves and not five seconds after Vance starts air thrusting and mocking him behind his back.

It's cringe behavior. I can only imagine what a normal guy who can stand his ground would do to these pussy's judging by how they react to a retarded one.

Edit: I can't spell.
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If I were to take Sam at his word (nobody should), and Damiel isn't the plant? The plant is then Vance. A lot of people believed that before. It would be smart of them to have one plant that is very obvious (Damiel) and one that is subtle and wasn't revealed to the obvious one. Optimistically, this means they would've had to have some kind of planning and forethought here.
 
curbside2 said:
No one has wanted to fuck more than Letty does at this point. Her need for masculine male validation is honestly healthy but Vance is the wrong one I’m afraid.
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There was no one for her to fuck. Jon and Vance are in relationships that started during the Trump presidency.

Mauro is fat.

Simmons is horrifying.

We can only hope something happens with the monkey.
 
stink rink said:
Funnily enough Mauro and Simmons are the only ones who've actually stood up to Jon being a little shit.
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Simmons is the soft counter to Jon with his celestial headgames, but Mauro is the hard counter. Ordinarily dormant, Jon's constant screeching and stomping around and inability to read social cues rouses him from his slumber and ignites a sassy rage. He is also the only one who can easily overpower Jon by virtue of his sheer girthy mass.

Mauro the sleeper coin, buy now.
 
The Man With No Name said:
If I were to take Sam at his word (nobody should), and Damiel isn't the plant? The plant is then Vance. A lot of people believed that before. It would be smart of them to have one plant that is very obvious (Damiel) and one that is subtle and wasn't revealed to the obvious one. Optimistically, this means they would've had to have some kind of planning and forethought here.
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Sam said they interrogated him for days and determined he wasn't the plant. He was obviously being facetious with that comment.
 
He also told Vance he was watching the stream from a hotel. Yet when he first walked in he told everyone they had him locked up but felt bad and let him go.
 
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