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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    782
Oh good. Damiel's back.
I wonder how long it'll take before he runs off again after getting briefly yelled at.
For someone that was talking a lot of shit online he is hiding in his room reading comic books like a scared teenager waiting for his dad to come home and reprimand him.
I give it 4 days tops before Jon stops being meek from Sam's mogging today and makes the druggie crack from withdrawal again.
 
Garage workout stream(they forgot to lock it?)
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"Why did I hang out with Damiel... He's such a faggot.'
 
Can't tell if my browser is getting goofy or if my network is, first the posting box on KF doesn't work outside incognito mode and now Fishtank is getting 525s outside incog too
 
I can only imagine what a normal guy who can stand his ground would do to these pussy's judging by how they react to a retarded one.
I mean the fact that its Jon and not a normal guy is kind of the root of it, isn't it? I agree that under normal circumstances it is definitely bitchmade behavior, but these aren't normal circumstances and Jon is . . . well, Jon. That part of your post just made me realize that.
 
It's been a week of fucking autistic summer camp, one/6 of the shows entire planned run time. Now that they have fish bucks in hand they won't leave. Another fucking week of this shit would kill the show, except with spergs who are self inserting into these wastes of skin.
Yeah, so then let Sam, the sharks, and the viewers (they should enable the fish toys and figure the TTS out yesterday) do the torture and actually be funny, not some burnt out chigger faggot who spergs out on social media when a retarded autist with a speech impediment makes him look like a bitch.
Damiel was washed the second he decided to take out his phone. I don't want to watch the Jet's retarded friends show. If they are too pussy to actually do the hell house bit themselves, it's not going to suddenly become that when they send in their dumbass chigger ballwasher.
 
Despite being the 2nd most autistic (Jon being the first), Josie seems like the most functional one. We've seen her cook close-to-actual food, clean properly, stim constantly, but not annoy the hell out of the other people for extended periods of time (oo ee oo ah ah).

Vance - Almost blew up the house with the gas stove, glue huffer
Sylvia - Fat, has Onlyfans, also guilty in the stove incident
Damiel - Failed rapper, couch-surfing chigger
Jon - Literal tard
Simmons - Crossdresser, lusts after children
Mauro - Fat, lazy, sleepy
Letty - Discord girl
 
Could be cause he knows, like we all do, that its going to happen again, I mean the other shit just happened.
Sure, but the whole issue is Vance is a big talker when people aren't around. Even his whole "Vancemaxxing" spiel after they all spent some time on their phones he did when he was alone in his room. Today he actually screamed while everyone was around but Letty told him to shut up and he did.
 
so much spam in the chat about buying a season pass, even though the features included with said pass are broken
astroturfed & shilled
 
Stopped watching when the site was down + Farms wasn't working at all so I couldn't really keep up. Last I remember that
poast guy was helping them with the site
As expected graf not involved and instead posting about it passive aggressively. Also yes. The Simmons shit is that bad.
 
Despite being the 2nd most autistic (Jon being the first), Josie seems like the most functional one. We've seen her cook close-to-actual food, clean properly, stim constantly, but not annoy the hell out of the other people for extended periods of time (oo ee oo ah ah).

Vance - Almost blew up the house with the gas stove, glue huffer
Sylvia - Fat, has Onlyfans, also guilty in the stove incident
Damiel - Failed rapper, couch-surfing chigger
Jon - Literal tard
Simmons - Crossdresser, lusts after children
Mauro - Fat, lazy, sleepy
Letty - Discord girl
I'd say she's the 3rd. Simmons is pretty high up there with his pushiness.
 
For anyone that missed it: late last night Simmons was tickling the girls feet under the covers and jet had to run in and tell him he needed consent.
 
For someone that was talking a lot of shit online he is hiding in his room reading comic books like a scared teenager waiting for his dad to come home and reprimand him.
His and Vance's alliance is very fitting because the two of them are cowardly shit talkers who either have never raised their voice at anyone or actually left the show entirely after one argument with Jon.
 
His and Vance's alliance is very fitting because the two of them are cowardly shit talkers who either have never raised their voice at anyone or actually left the show entirely after one argument with Jon.
Funnily enough Mauro and Simmons are the only ones who've actually stood up to Jon being a little shit.
 
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