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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Christ4President2024 said:
Site down again- hopefully they give up and move back to youtube. I'd bet money their view count is pumped on the site, too. Why would they be pulling in 13-16k on their site when they never got that high on easily accessible youtube
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Could be the people watching re-streams were forced to migrate to the site when the YT stream went down
 
ToddleDoddle said:
Oh boy, another guy that would have had the show end in two days if he was in charge.
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It's been a week of fucking autistic summer camp, one/6 of the shows entire planned run time. Now that they have fish bucks in hand they won't leave. Another fucking week of this shit would kill the show, except with spergs who are self inserting into these wastes of skin.
 
Aristides said:
One thing he isn't considering while duplicitously making fun of everyone in the tank behind their backs is that there's a whole crowd of people slowly starting to dislike him. No one likes a scheming little weasel, Vance.
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And add to that, he's only doing it to curry favor with the useless faggot they brought back. he's weak as hell by himself, hopeful jon maxes them both out.
 
Vance went to the garage. When the hell did they get full access to the garage?
 
curbside2 said:
No one has wanted to fuck more than Letty does at this point. Her need for masculine male validation is honestly healthy but Vance is the wrong one I’m afraid.
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vance loves himself more than any thot. even st jon the based retawd won't let her touch him, mauro won't wake up long enough, simmons only knows how to bottom, and damiel is on the take. maybe she should put the moves on sylvia
 
Even the staff has started really going after Simmons. What tf happened in the site downtime for him to end up even more hated than before? I saw people saying he wrote books about how to date kids or something. Is it actually that bad?
 
Poor Josie having to take care of that little papoose all on her own, while deadbeat dad Damiel sulks in the room because he got bested by a tard. What a fag.
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Josie wanted to escape to her room when Dam was down stairs, as soon as he went up there she came back and is staying near Jon and others.
 
DagothUr said:
Even the staff has started really going after Simmons. What tf happened in the site downtime for him to end up even more hated than before? I saw people saying he wrote books about how to date kids or something. Is it actually that bad?
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Where have you been the past week?
 
Oh good. Damiel's back.
I wonder how long it'll take before he runs off again after getting briefly yelled at.
 
Room 4 comfy stream.

Kitchen cooking with Jack stream

Garage workout stream(they forgot to lock it?)
 
Zjierb said:
This may be me reading too much into it, but I don't think he's scheming. Color me #Vancepilled, but I think he's just happy to have found a place to vent how pissed he is at Jon (and the related exceptional behavior) without being judged for it. Plus Damiel is maybe the second most normal person in the house who doesn't sleep 18 hours a day.
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I'd have to disagree. Ranting is one thing, I'm pretty sure every person on the show has done it at some point about Jon, but it's really the attitude during and after that's important. Jon sperged out last night over Andrew Tate. What occurred after was 3 hours of a talk between bros (and a succubus) about how what he did was wrong. He then apologizes.

Vance rants to Letty about Jon. Letty agrees, but doesn't seem to hate Jon as much as Vance. Vance then goes to Damiels room to rant about him AND Letty and they jerk each other off about how he's a retard and that Vance will 100% smack Jon if he does something bad again. Then Jon enters the room to apologize to Vance about the mustard (a main point he was mad about) and says he will clean any items and replace damaged ones. He leaves and not five seconds after Vance starts air thrusting and mocking him behind his back.

It's cringe behavior. I can only imagine what a normal guy who can stand his ground would do to these pussy's judging by how they react to a retarded one.

Edit: I can't spell.
 
DWN 018 said:
Oh good. Damiel's back.
I wonder how long it'll take before he runs off again after getting briefly yelled at.
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There has been a handful of truly masculine Asian “males” in modern history. The only living one I can think of is Sakuraba.
 
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