🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 418 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    812
Nguyen Van Phuoc said:
Dear lord, regardless of whether they have sex or not they’re gonna make the ground shake
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Get ready to witness absolutely haram content.
Got Milk! said:
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Jon and Simmons if you used their own self descriptions. We need Sam to just show up and affix it to their door. Egos would explode immediately.
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This would be amazing and there's nothing more insufferable than those two tards after getting their ego stroked. They'd drive the rest of the fishes even more insane.
CoolFool said:
Maybe the challenge is to get one of those eltronic babies they make kids in school get to scare them into not having sex and getting pregnant. Those dolls are annoying AF, you can't turn them off and you have to actually 'feed' them if they're hungry, change their diapers, rock them to sleep, etc. Would be funny if they had that and the audience control of what the baby does.
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Josie will get a black-skinned one. Because she technically would be a single mother in this challenge. And Damiel a nchigger.
S.C.U.D. said:
Vance schizo arc in full swing. Crack the code.
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Vance feels the Vril.
 
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Jesus Jon, don't go super saiyan so quickly
 
Quality is shit when I try to zoom in, so just click on it for a clearer image. First real draft of the iceburg. Thanks for your contributions

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Edit: Forgot to add the incident in 1992 where Sylvia raped and killed two girls behind an Arby's.
 
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*Screeches and throws lids*
"Yow know Im gowna hab a six pack and it wiwl be frickin awesum"
 
Vance was rambling at the Bedroom 2 camera by himself for the second time. It was clear he was mid-rant when the camera switched over and we missed part of it.

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"It's looking real grim right now. It's looking grim, I ain't gonna lie. But my mind is more clear than ever... and uh, I definitely see a clear path to victory. Crack the code." He then leaves the bedroom and the camera cuts away.
 
This nigga Jon just said he had a 6 or 8 pack as a kid. Truly an astonishing autist

Aristides said:
Vance was rambling at the Bedroom 2 camera by himself for the second time. It was clear he was mid-rant when the camera switched over and we missed most of it.

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"It's looking real grim right now. It's looking grim, I ain't gonna lie. But my mind is more clear than ever... and uh, I definitely see a clear path to victory. Crack the code." He then leaves the bedroom and the camera cuts away.
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Wance is [LOCKED IN]
 
It sounded like Jon just said his friend looks trooned out. I think he meant toned but not sure.
 
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