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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 416 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    810
Of course she gets on her discord bullshit. Letty needs a dominate male that won’t take shit to fix her life.
Sylvia is scheming against Jon and agreeing with Violetta that "females" is an offensive term, as if Jon isn't just mimicking whatever bullshit Tate says with none of the malice. I remember her questioning him using the word "retard" earlier in the show. I'm officially fed up, we must sacrifice the Hog for the harvest.
 
Does this guy have narcolepsy or something? This is getting ridiculous!
Not gonna generalize, but I have been diagnosed with narcolepsy; my problem is as long as there's something that can hold my interest, my brain will stay alert. The second something becomes boring, I'll start to doze; and I'll do little tricks to keep myself awake and not commit a faux pas if I'm at work somewhere. This dude, is either well aware of any condition he may have, or he's just fucking lame, and I'm betting on the latter, because with narcolepsy he could just pass out on the couch and let that be it.
 
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Jon, the passport Chad, is bullying Vance for not having a passport. Of all things. Vance is doing fuck all about it. If you bought Vance coin after his speech, you may have been pump and dumped


E: Jon will be in a sovereign citizen compilation on YouTube within a decade and I love that
 
>Vance and Letty talking about how the house feels without Damiel
>Jon: I DON'T THINK YUO NEED A PAWSPOWT TOW TWAVOL
Jon's retardation can be endearing sometimes, but he's insufferable most of the time.
 
Are there any books or board games in the house?
Mouse Trap, A deck of cards that Letty brought. Some category-game thing that Josie co-opted the centerpiece for a fidget-toy. (The thing that goes tick-tick-tick SLAM that she's always playing with.) A lot of them brought books. Letty had a copy of Twilight, and Jon brought a Bible.
 
Jon being a sovereign citizen is not entirely unexpected but welcome
 
Jon is now spouting the Sovereign Citizen "traveling" BS.

Calling it now, Jon dies in 5 years in a shoot-out with the Oregon State Police.
 
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