🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 418 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    812
"We're very near to the site being repaired," says Sam. He then couples the fish together. "Jon and Simmons are the first couple!" "I'm thinkin'... Vance and Letty!" "Mauro and Sylvia, you're my third couple!" "And Josie... you're all on your own, why don't you step over there."

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So I guess this is what "unplanned parenthood" will be and what that tweet Sam sent out today was about:
"Who who should be coupled with who? Partners. Daniel included"
Considering he showed that black baby to the camera it will probably be one of those "take care of a kid" thing they do in middle school with an egg or something.
 
I'm wondering if the challenge/Unplanned Parenthood is something they know they can't do on Youtube without being banned. Also a good sign that they'll actually work to get the site up.
 
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I'm wondering if the challenge/Unplanned Parenthood is something they know they can't do on Youtube without being banned. Also a good sign that they'll actually work to get the site up.
idk anything sam touches seems to turn to shit. im hesitant to think that itll go back up at all.
 
Maybe the challenge is to get one of those eltronic babies they make kids in school get to scare them into not having sex and getting pregnant. Those dolls are annoying AF, you can't turn them off and you have to actually 'feed' them if they're hungry, change their diapers, rock them to sleep, etc. Would be funny if they had that and the audience control of what the baby does.
 
Do you think when they bring back TTS that they’ll stick to a time window? I don’t think it will work well 24/7.
 
I'm wondering if the challenge/Unplanned Parenthood is something they know they can't do on Youtube without being banned. Also a good sign that they'll actually work to get the site up.
I know I'll get rainbows or trash cans but I want to believe that Sam went to rental/rent-to-own furniture place and asked the gal behind the counter to rent 4 of her children for a couple weeks and got an affirmative.
 
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