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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 62 7.8%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.6%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    798
curbside2 said:
All the 4Chan users flooding the thread explains the Simmons defenders. Troons fire bomb the Farms 24/7. Trannies are by default suicidal pedophiles and deserve death. No sympathy for CP Simmons.
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The best thing Simmons couldve done would have been to drop off the internet until like a month has passed after the show ends. Everyone wouldve forgotten about him and he could come back under an alias. A lot of people were on the fence until he went on that discord call afterwards, as if joining an internet debate after a controversy has ever worked for anyone ever.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
Man it's annoying how the cameras will periodically freeze and need the page refreshed.

I end up looking at a frozen camera and dunno if it's frozen or if they're all just sitting still.
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When that happens you can just select another cam from the list and then go back to the previous cam. Still annoying as fuck but saves refreshing the entire site including clicking away season pass pop-up.
 
It's amazing how Jon, who has spent the entire fucking night puking and being near death appears none the worse for wear, joking around and being animated as if nothing happened.

Meanwhile Damiel is pilled up and completely checked out on the couch.
 
I've got a feeling that Jet, Sam and the production company isn't quite aware of how badly they've fucked up with letting sped-king Jon get absolutely shitfaced and then left to lie in his vomit on camera while they checked in every couple hours.

Yeah, they made everyone sign contracts they didn't read, but there's a reason a legit production would have a medical guy, followed by an assistant with papers for the injured to sign come on site if a reality show contestant injured themselves with something as small as a twisted ankle. Add to that any production where alcohol would be consumed would up the required liability insurance cost up by a fuck ton and add a whole 'nother level of due diligence actions to comply with.

They had a guy who stated on camera that alcohol makes him go crazy, probably has a whole host of professionally diagnosed mental issues, they let him drink in an uncontrolled way, then ditched him to lie in his filth in a laundry room whereas a real production would have full klaxons sounding and red lights flashing and "cover your ass" actions going on days ago.

I'm gonna bet while Simmons doesn't have a real civil case, Jon's family is smelling blood in the water right now.
 
Heliantheae said:
It's amazing how Jon, who has spent the entire fucking night puking and being near death appears none the worse for wear, joking around and being animated as if nothing happened.

Meanwhile Damiel is pilled up and completely checked out on the couch.
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Unironically it’s because he works out, eats clean, and avoids tap water.
 
I'm only now catching on to this show. Is the $40 for all of season one gonna be a link to full stream archives or cut together footage?
 
Heliantheae said:
It's amazing how Jon, who has spent the entire fucking night puking and being near death appears none the worse for wear, joking around and being animated as if nothing happened.

Meanwhile Damiel is pilled up and completely checked out on the couch.
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The duality of fishes; Godless vs. Godliness. Joking aside, Jon is some sort of fucking super human. His mom's prenatal diet must have consisted of garden fresh veggies, well water, and beer (causing the retardation).
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
I've got a feeling that Jet, Sam and the production company isn't quite aware of how badly they've fucked up with letting sped-king Jon get absolutely shitfaced and then left to lie in his vomit on camera while they checked in every couple hours.

Yeah, they made everyone sign contracts they didn't read, but there's a reason a legit production would have a medical guy, followed by an assistant with papers for the injured to sign come on site if a reality show contestant injured themselves with something as small as a twisted ankle. Add to that any production where alcohol would be consumed would up the required liability insurance cost up by a fuck ton and add a whole 'nother level of due diligence actions to comply with.

They had a guy who stated on camera that alcohol makes him go crazy, probably has a whole host of professionally diagnosed mental issues, they let him drink in an uncontrolled way, then ditched him to lie in his filth in a laundry room whereas a real production would have full klaxons sounding and red lights flashing and "cover your ass" actions going on days ago.

I'm gonna bet while Simmons doesn't have a real civil case, Jon's family is smelling blood in the water right now.
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Doubtful, what is with all these neverdrinkers (based ofc) thinking a hangover is literally death. Some of you were never invited to parties and it shows.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
Man it's annoying how the cameras will periodically freeze and need the page refreshed.

I end up looking at a frozen camera and dunno if it's frozen or if they're all just sitting still.
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Switching to another camera than switching back usually works for me. No refresh needed.
 
If Jon's autism is this bad then why did his family even let him on this show? And why does he have those male modeling pics. Dude did semi-professional modeling work while he's this tarded. I've known guys like Jon and most of them end up as ticket stub rippers and grocery baggers and cart pushers. Jon's sister spams producers to take him to the hospital for a bad hangover but his family wasn't freaking out when they got literal guns pointed at them during the swatting?
 
Hyperborean Fried Rice said:
Jon's sister spams producers to take him to the hospital for a bad hangover but his family wasn't freaking out when they got literal guns pointed at them during the swatting?
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I think the niggas in chat that apparently have never seen a hangover before and were overreacting, spamming the producers to check on Jon may have contacted her too and gotten her worried, pure speculation though
 
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Stupid Letty has her cards far from the pile, while King Jon has his right in the action. Who's the retard now, bitch?
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