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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 62 7.8%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 181 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.6%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    799
Hyperborean Fried Rice said:
If Jon's autism is this bad then why did his family even let him on this show? And why does he have those male modeling pics. Dude did semi-professional modeling work while he's this tarded. I've known guys like Jon and most of them end up as ticket stub rippers and grocery baggers and cart pushers. Jon's sister spams producers to take him to the hospital for a bad hangover but his family wasn't freaking out when they got literal guns pointed at them during the swatting?
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Well duh, the police don't shoot white people. Besides, we all know Jon is best seen and not heard.
 
"Jon, how would you have felt if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?"

"Well I don't eat bweakfast, so I would feel normal."

I don't know if this means he passed the test or not.
 
Hyperborean Fried Rice said:
If Jon's autism is this bad then why did his family even let him on this show? And why does he have those male modeling pics. Dude did semi-professional modeling work while he's this tarded. I've known guys like Jon and most of them end up as ticket stub rippers and grocery baggers and cart pushers. Jon's sister spams producers to take him to the hospital for a bad hangover but his family wasn't freaking out when they got literal guns pointed at them during the swatting?
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His autism isn’t actually that bad. As far as autists go, he’s extremely high functioning, and self aware at times. He just has Tard rage- if I were to guess? He’s off his meds.
 
Goomatora said:
$1000 plushie for Josie... how many josiecels will waste their parents money?
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Nah bro, it's $500 for 6400 coins. For $1000 I could get a plushie AND a snack and a lot crate. Such value!


Tad Loaf said:
Seems like they increased the coin price on some of the fish toys, seems like a really good way to motivate people to do chargebacks, not sure what they're thinking.
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They just went back down. I looked as I was typing this and the 2 that were 10000 coins are 6400. So just a cool $500 for a $17 plushie given to a girl the sender will never even talk to.

On that note, it was kinda nice that the snack one could be afforded with the free tokens they gave you for getting a season pass. You could use a toy and vote 20 times. Now this forces you to buy coins to do anything except vote. Felt like you got more value for getting in.
 
The Man With No Name said:
"Jon, how would you have felt if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?"

"Well I don't eat bweakfast, so I would feel normal."

I don't know if this means he passed the test or not.
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He passed because he was able to acknowledge that it was a hypothetical, and give and answer (thus the ‘would’)
 
convulsion swell said:
Calm down, he is literally fine. Doing crazy push-ups, throwing weights hard enough to crack floors, our man is INVINCIBLE. Where are the damages? Besides the garage floor.
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You do realize that "In the end he suffered no permanent physical damage" doesn't excuse you from liability? Yes, Jon is fine right now. The production company placed him at extreme risk, however, and did shit that no insurance policy would cover for and it's all there on camera. If Jon's family wants to file suit (and they may be able to do it on his behalf depending on certain factors) at this point, they'd probably be able to win something. Now they wouldn't get shit because this ain't Hollywood and a completely fly by night company like Sam's probably couldn't afford the correct type of production insurance for this whole deal, given the amount they're bitching about for the streaming costs.

I do realize I'm debating with a bunch of Zoomers only slightly less sheltered and retarded than the ones we're watching on camera, but this isn't a bunch of friends live-streaming their antics. This is technically an entertainment production of a for profit business, with contracted employees (the fish). There are outside rules and regulations that have to be followed, or you leave yourself open for a legal reaming, and last night's show demonstrated that the legal due diligence is 100% as slipshod, unprofessional and fly by night as the technical side is, and given the nature of the production, it's all fucking documented, which is as lulzy as it gets.
 
At 9am fish time. It's time to start the saga of catching up after work one more time.
 
Hyperborean Fried Rice said:
If Jon's autism is this bad then why did his family even let him on this show? And why does he have those male modeling pics. Dude did semi-professional modeling work while he's this tarded. I've known guys like Jon and most of them end up as ticket stub rippers and grocery baggers and cart pushers. Jon's sister spams producers to take him to the hospital for a bad hangover but his family wasn't freaking out when they got literal guns pointed at them during the swatting?
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It isn't illegal to be retarded in the United States. We don't take people's freedom to fuck their own shit up away from them all willy-nilly here. Probably better that way even if a lot of tards like Jon end up in situations like this (or much much worse.)
 
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I'm going to ask two things of users here moving forward,

Limit Thirstposting. No one cares which stinky maladjusted ape you are attracted to. Posts specifically to fetishize the tards should be reported..
Use Chat. Fishtank's thread moves very quickly. Posts made should have context that can be understood in a year from now. Live commentary belongs in chat.

I'm aware new users can't use chat right away. I'll see if I can do something about that for tomorrow. I'll also place these in the OP.

Sorry to be a buzzkill or whatever, I know tard sex is a big Internet meme right now, but it's kinda fucking gross and you already have /tv/ for that.
 
Null said:
I'm going to ask two things of users here moving forward,

Limit Thirstposting. No one cares which stinky maladjusted ape you are attracted to. Posts specifically to fetishize the tards should be reported..
Use Chat. Fishtank's thread moves very quickly. Posts made should have context that can be understood in a year from now. Live commentary belongs in chat.

I'm aware new users can't use chat right away. I'll see if I can do something about that for tomorrow. I'll also place these in the OP.

Sorry to be a buzzkill or whatever, I know tard sex is a big Internet meme right now, but it's kinda fucking gross and you already have /tv/ for that.
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Just don't fuck up talking about this thread on MATI please, do your due diligence or ignore it
 
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