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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 62 7.8%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.6%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%

  • Total voters
    798
I think Sam is funny most of the time and Fishtank was a great premise but he definitely surrounds himself with very young yes-men. He pays their rent, gives them work and a little bit of clout and it seems cultish. Sometimes he reminds me of a younger, less fucked up Joe Exotic who just goes to a bus station or unemployment office to find people who have little to nothing and could never find gainful employment on their own and brings them in. It’s fine to give people a chance and teach them some valuable skills, but it seems like those are the only people who he will allow under his employ long-term as they know they’d be nothing without him.
He actually went over why his entire crew is 20 somethings in a video. Basically anyone his age who is talented wants nothing to do with him because his name is so toxic. If your like a really talented 40 year old editor or graphic designer with your name out there working with Sam is a horrible idea so he gets kids instead.
 
Wait, Josie is latinx? I thought she was Chief Spinning Bull.
Even without the intro animation showing Damiel as a plant, it's immediately obvious he is putting on an act in episode 1.

Her family lives in Arizona. There was probably some mixing at some point in the family tree.
Someone posted a picture of her family earlier in the thread and I remember her and her sister looking VERY indio, with the rest of the family looking like every hispanic you've ever seen. Sometimes you just get a genetic whammy.
 
Did some digging on the last stream with Sylvia, Jon and Katherine.
Stream
Time stamp: 5:32:09

Sylvia starts to read a chat saying “Lance and Froggy Fresh we—“ and she stops reading and starts to laugh as she continues to read chat.

Lance has posted this:
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Someone in his comments posted this from Sylvia’s stream:
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So Lance thinks Jon crossed the line with Letty and I’m assuming here that Tyler has come to the same conclusion.

  • Jon goes on about how he thinks he didn’t treat Letty bad enough
  • Jon has a drunken speech towards the end saying people will expect you to act a certain way but do whatever you want unless you’re Simmons
  • Vance was teased for about an hour, I skipped around. He probably ditched coming on because he saw what a complete disaster this stream was
  • Sylvia and Jon kept being called scammers because they met the $500 goal for her and Jon to kiss and he started saying he never agreed to that, he agreed to $1200
  • Sylvia is visibly upset trying to keep this tard under control and the tension is cringe inducing. They end up settling for a forehead kiss given to Jon from Sylvia and chat is still not happy
  • Stream abruptly ends
Edit: at one point Jon keeps insisting on driving to get something to eat when they are all drunk. He says he is fine to drive. Sylvia has to tell him no at least ten times.

Edit two: Jon is on a slut rampage. I think Letty broke his brain with one post about him.
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Anyone else find is hilariously ironic Jon hates sluts but has no problem hanging out with Sylvia who dresses and acts like more of a slut then literally anyone else on Fishtank? She literally had an onlyfans where she showed off her pussy for money she IS a slut.
 
Anyone else find is hilariously ironic Jon hates sluts but has no problem hanging out with Sylvia who dresses and acts like more of a slut then literally anyone else on Fishtank? She literally had an onlyfans where she showed off her pussy for money she IS a slut.
He hates sluts so much he wants to have Letty and Betty on his show and he "owns" a party bus for sluts to get drunk on. Yeah he definitely hates sluts haha
 
Anyone else find is hilariously ironic Jon hates sluts but has no problem hanging out with Sylvia who dresses and acts like more of a slut then literally anyone else on Fishtank? She literally had an onlyfans where she showed off her pussy for money she IS a slut.
Jon is a hypocrite. I think he wanted to fuck Letty or something. He probably has all her leaked nudes saved on his phone and jerks it to them every day. His hate boner is crazy for her considering he is chill with Sylvia who has an OF.

I still don’t know why Sylvia puts up with him and all the slut stuff because he absolutely means it and why she doesn’t stick up for Letty more when Sylvia’s OF nudes were leaked while she was on the show as well.
 
He hates sluts so much he wants to have Letty and Betty on his show and he "owns" a party bus for sluts to get drunk on. Yeah he definitely hates sluts haha
Sorry for double post but this too.

Betty acts like a way bigger slut than Letty and actually had piss play porn and dresses up like a slutty girl that looks underage. She has attracted the most deranged pedophilic type people with the way she acts.

So current piss play and OF for money is okay.. but Wetty’s past makes her the swut boss? Okay, Jon.
 
Josie apparently did do her Friday stream,
I automate checking, it's fake. There was no stream Friday, Andy does a lil trolling.
...they've got to have some kind of private group chat or Discord for their little group of Josiecels.
There have been rumors of a Twitter group chat existing, which stuff has leaked from previously. I doubt it was disbanded they just got better at keeping it secret. Andy's post shouting out people involved in the billboard surprise confirmed it exists as far as I'm concerned and most of the notable people in it. You can find the others through Twitter likes and what they say in the stream chat as they repeat the same in-jokes over and over.
Hooter (who I'm pretty sure was confirmed to be Tony from Hack the Movies...
I think I messed that up, actually. I rescinded it previously in a post in passing but to be more clear Hooter is probably not Tony, he just had a tweet line up with Tony's podcast. Not sure if it was a deliberate troll or not as it's unusual for him but he no-lifes things more than even Tony could afford to do.
...some of these tards are deliberately making ugly edits and spreading rumors of her being a slut...
Yeah they seem to have all agreed that being negative towards her in some way is something to do. Some fans...
In her Wednesday stream Hooter donated $5 saying "Shoutout to my brosies, Josie is a bitch." She dealt with it well enough but where's the joke?
My takeaway was that if these guys don't get enough acknowledgment or appreciation to feel like her #1 fans, then they'd rather be her #1 haters instead
My take has been "anything to get noticed." When positivity runs its course, you turn into a "joke" bully/schizo and talk shit. I'm sure they've noticed her social media activity has had a significant drop recently but I doubt they've considered maybe they're part of it. She chooses not to do a "like spree" but is still seeing all of that.
I get that every e-celeb has to deal with weirdos but Josie has got a LOT of them to deal with. It must be pretty embarrassing for her
Yeah, I think she's tired of dealing with it. You got these weirdos vying for her attention constantly and she has to pretend to care or alienate them. Her $10 chat read isn't even a thing anymore. They've been seeing what they can get away with and so far haven't found the limit. She needs to push back.

The Josie leaks account was certainly one of them and it amounted to "Happy birthday."
 
So current piss play and OF for money is okay.. but Wetty’s past makes her the swut boss? Okay, Jon.
Letty's past isn't even slutty. She was in a committed long term relationship with a guy and took nudes for him that he later leaked. Pretty common with 20 something year olds nowadays.
 
Letty's past isn't even slutty. She was in a committed long term relationship with a guy and took nudes for him that he later leaked. Pretty common with 20 something year olds nowadays.
I didn’t know much about her past besides her post on Twitter and that a crazy schizo ex started leaking her nudes while she was on the show. I didn’t know why he was always calling her a slut as I watched mostly clips summaries and only watched live when Sam came in when I wasn’t working.

Jon’s a faggot. It’s like he plays this “hurhurhur I’m joking” but you can tell he’s serious. It’s his whole personality and it’s not even funny. Sure, make a slut joke here or there if you’re actually funny, who gives a fuck. Don’t want to be with a slut, don’t be with one. He’s just fucking annoying.
 
Jon’s a faggot. It’s like he plays this “hurhurhur I’m joking” but you can tell he’s serious. It’s his whole personality and it’s not even funny. Sure, make a slut joke here or there if you’re actually funny, who gives a fuck. Don’t want to be with a slut, don’t be with one. He’s just fucking annoying.
Him saying it's just a joke is a cope. It's clear to me that Jon still has some leftover hatred and bitterness of her from the show. Jon is not able to mentally understand the stuff about Letty being an evil manipulative slut was a bit played up for drama on the show because of his autism. People on the spectrum often times take things literally that aren't meant to be taken that way and he took Letty being evil seriously and hasn't let go of it.
 
Him saying it's just a joke is a cope. It's clear to me that Jon still has some leftover hatred and bitterness of her from the show. Jon is not able to mentally understand the stuff about Letty being an evil manipulative slut was a bit played up for drama on the show because of his autism. People on the spectrum often times take things literally that aren't meant to be taken that way and he took Letty being evil seriously and hasn't let go of it.
I get what you’re saying but it seems like he actually hates her. It’s bizarre because she said he apologized for how he treated her after the show, they streamed together and things were fine, then he’s talking to her ex who spread revenge porn? Weird, obsessive energy. He double downed when she called him out and he accused her of giving out his phone number when really it was revealed on his business card on episode one. When people pointed that out and he was attacked he realized he was “losing” and he walked it back and apologized publicly. Then on stream with Sylvia he said he was sorry for hurting her feelings and then went right back into her being a slut and that he wasn’t mean enough to her.

I think people give him too much of an autism pass. He’s very manipulative and he likes to use it as shield for being a bully.
 
Jon’s a faggot. It’s like he plays this “hurhurhur I’m joking” but you can tell he’s serious. It’s his whole personality and it’s not even funny. Sure, make a slut joke here or there if you’re actually funny, who gives a fuck. Don’t want to be with a slut, don’t be with one. He’s just fucking annoying.
Jon is a retarded virgin with incel tendencies and he's extremely gullible. Someone is most likely in his ear telling him stuff and spreading gossip to make him react certain ways. He has handlers and we've seen some of them. If he likes you he'll tolerate whatever. If he thinks you're talking shit about him he hates you. He'll bounce back between the two forever it seems and all it takes is a "fan" gassing him up.

I'm sure Andrew Tate has good advice every once in a while (never listened to him) but Jon is missing it and only doing the meme stuff. He's a perfect example of what feminists call toxic masculinity because he only exhibits negative male traits.
 
Jon and Sylvia are still in Dallas. He said he’s going to stream in 80 mins.

Seems like Sylvia is getting more and more fed up with his bullshit and tired of being a nanny to him:

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Burning bridges with everyone it seems.
 
So Sylvia stared streaming because Jon was late, he gets pissed and walks off in a rage.
Sylvia Stream
Edit: time stamp 9:23

There is about 10-20 mins between Sylvia’s stream and then they start the stream on Jon’s channel. he’s butthurt, they argue and he abruptly deletes the stream. I’ve never tried to upload video but I was screen recording having a feeling he’d delete this so let me see if this works.

 
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