Finding baby mamma #3

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I was saying months and months ago (possibly even during calendar year 2021 I don't fucking remember) that I was pulling for Alice.

Then I decided that idea was disappointing because Alice is a knife-wielding freak who would probably cut short the Guntpocalypse by stabbing him before Demon Baby 4 was conceived.

Then I was more disappointed when it turned out Ralph forcibly GUNTED her.


I figure we're looking for a dark horse. Prehaps Ralph attends church and corrupts a parishioner. Prehaps Ralph makes it with a señorita or a goblina (Mexican or Portugeuese, dealer's choice). Prehaps a sheboon sex worker.

All I know is. It can't stop with May. It can't stop with Baby Mama 3. We need four kids by four women to complete the Seals. CHRIST IS KANG.
 
MediocreMilt said:
I was saying months and months ago (possibly even during calendar year 2021 I don't fucking remember) that I was pulling for Alice.

Then I decided that idea was disappointing because Alice is a knife-wielding freak who would probably cut short the Guntpocalypse by stabbing him before Demon Baby 4 was conceived.

Then I was more disappointed when it turned out Ralph forcibly GUNTED her.


I figure we're looking for a dark horse. Prehaps Ralph attends church and corrupts a parishioner. Prehaps Ralph makes it with a señorita or a goblina (Mexican or Portugeuese, dealer's choice). Prehaps a sheboon sex worker.

All I know is. It can't stop with May. It can't stop with Baby Mama 3. We need four kids by four women to complete the Seals. CHRIST IS KANG.
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Well we already have Xander as Conquest, spawn from gunt's subjugated child bride. Rozy as War, gunt's reroll to show the alog's that he's at war with that he's not a loser. Now we need Famine, a child who will be spawned at gunt's lowest point while he's in total poverty. Then finally the end of the world will come when Death is born, who will be spawned from baby mama 4 who will be pregnant when Ethan dies. Then the four horsemen will bring the end times.
 
Is Pantsu actually semitic? If yes, I can only assume that the Ralphamale seeks to mate all the races of women.
  • Paki
  • White
  • Jew?
  • And possibly a bunch of black hookers
  • Mexican hookers as well, perhaps?
Whoever the next baby momma is, the conquest of her womb must also double as a conquest of a completely different tribe by the Memphis micro.
 
Part of me wants Ralph and Corrine to copulate and bring upon the some ungodly spawn for the lulz but we all know those eggs are no good.
 
JoseRaulChupacabra said:
Is Pantsu actually semitic? If yes, I can only assume that the Ralphamale seeks to mate all the races of women.
  • Paki
  • White
  • Jew?
  • And possibly a bunch of black hookers
  • Mexican hookers as well, perhaps?
Whoever the next baby momma is, the conquest of her womb must also double as a conquest of a completely different tribe by the Memphis micro.
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there's been enough discourse and in-depth bio info about her to confirm she's not a jew. she's just a very jewish looking italian, like Adrian Brody or the American pie dude.

which checks out, jews in NYC don't leave the southern part of the state, meanwhile where she grew up 1/5th of the population was italian.
 
There was a slim chance it would've been Alice if Ralph hadn't drugged and mouthraped her.
 
Neil said:
There was a slim chance it would've been Alice if Ralph hadn't drugged and mouthraped her.
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I don’t think so, she seems genuinely repulse by him(because he’s fat, pink, and smells). It was clear Alice only used Ralph for that Amazon wish list.

Edit: oh and plane tickets.

There is a guy named Wolfpup who goes to Ralph’s IRL events and he was in Ralph’s discords. He bought Alice a plane ticket for Ralph to fly her out to Vegas.
 
Kinochet said:
There is a guy named Wolfpup who goes to Ralph’s IRL events and he was in Ralph’s discords. He bought Alice a plane ticket for Ralph to fly her out to Vegas.
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High Tea said:
Faith will realize her father hates her and return to mi vida Ralph out of spite. Babymama 1 shall become Babymama 3...
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Faith is the betting man's choice, but I believe a ralpha-male follows a ralpha-pattern.

She will be under 20, unattractive, stupid, met through his network, and it will start before he ends things with Pantsu. It will be a girl that interacts with someone from AF/the Guntguard.

Does Baked have any female relatives under 20?

Alternatively, Pantsu's doormat/groomer-accomplice approach may turn out to be the successful mating strategy.
 
I'll actually provide a serious answer. Check this out

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Couple of things to note. I've never seen her before but that doesn't mean much. She's probably a solid 4/10, which Ralph knows is at the upper end of what he can pull (without paying). I find Ralph's response interesting. Look at all those exclamation marks! This is a classic sign of a beta showing enthusiasm and engagement to look prospective mates know they are interested! Look at me, I'm so exciting and dynamic that everything needs to be marked with an emphasis! BOOM!!!!

(I'll give Ralph points for not going multiple exclamation marks like a faggot!)

Let's take a look at this mystery woman:

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Ahhhh, I'm starting to see now. She's just Ralph's type. I'm not going to sift through all of her 50,000 tweets, but I'll extrapolate from her bio: probably dumb, maybe a little crazy, but Ralph's favorite - she's exploitable.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
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LMAO who was Pantsu messaging here? Alice? Faith?

free_protons4u said:
I'll actually provide a serious answer. Check this out

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Couple of things to note. I've never seen her before but that doesn't mean much. She's probably a solid 4/10, which Ralph knows is at the upper end of what he can pull (without paying). I find Ralph's response interesting. Look at all those exclamation marks! This is a classic sign of a beta showing enthusiasm and engagement to look prospective mates know they are interested! Look at me, I'm so exciting and dynamic that everything needs to be marked with an emphasis! BOOM!!!!

(I'll give Ralph points for not going multiple exclamation marks like a faggot!)

Let's take a look at this mystery woman:

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Ahhhh, I'm starting to see now. She's just Ralph's type. I'm not going to sift through all of her 50,000 tweets, but I'll extrapolate from her bio: probably dumb, maybe a little crazy, but Ralph's favorite - she's exploitable.
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Lucrezia if you are reading Broke Dick Farms to own the alogs, please consider adding big ticket items to your Amazon Wish List.
 
Kramer on the phone said:
there's been enough discourse and in-depth bio info about her to confirm she's not a jew. she's just a very jewish looking italian, like Adrian Brody or the American pie dude.

which checks out, jews in NYC don't leave the southern part of the state, meanwhile where she grew up 1/5th of the population was italian.
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Italian's aren't white so the theory still holds up.
 
I know she’s pretty old but at 36 it’s still possible for @Politically Provoked to bear children. In many ways, she’s the perfect candidate.
Pros:
- will indulge the fetish of JCaesar by getting blacked.
- objectivity better looking than Meigh but still has no self esteem.
- usually keeps her stupid mouth shut and is willing to wear a burqa.
- hates KF almost as much as the Gunt.
- obsessed with her online critics, just like the Gunt.
- is an alcoholic just like the Gunt. Probably also a drug addict.

Cons:
- 20 years older than Ralph’s age preference
- 100% jewish
- might be too old to have a healthy kid.

I think Ralph should go for it.
 
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