Finding baby mamma #3

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To fulfill his wigger destiny, the Ralphamale must have a BLACK son with a proud Black woman. I have previously suggested a Gambian woman, but since Ralph realized that he got catfished by the Gambian Groyper, it seems unlikely that he will go there. Instead, I would suggest that Ralph visit the extremely safe and cool favelas of Brazil where he can find many cheap Afro-Brazilian hookers to take his seed. If Ralph traveled to Rio de Janeiro, he could even do streams from the foot of Christ the Redeemer, which would perhaps be the ultimate CHRIZ IZ KANGZ grift.
 
Super Saiyan Hitler said:
To fulfill his wigger destiny, the Ralphamale must have a BLACK son with a proud Black woman. I have previously suggested a Gambian woman, but since Ralph realized that he got catfished by the Gambian Groyper, it seems unlikely that he will go there. Instead, I would suggest that Ralph visit the extremely safe and cool favelas of Brazil where he can find many cheap Afro-Brazilian hookers to take his seed. If Ralph traveled to Rio de Janeiro, he could even do streams from the foot of Christ the Redeemer, which would perhaps be the ultimate CHRIZ IZ KANGZ grift.
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He’s right. The half black or quadroon son of the Ralphamale is the kino we’ve been looking for the entire time. He will be a violent felon just like his father.
 
Well rather than think of a person I can only think of requirements.

1. Has to be young, we know Ralph likes them young and impressionable. Also anyone with life experience would immediately see past his bullshit

2. Has to have a bad home/family life that he can leverage against them. Seems consistent that he tries to play the part of the "rescuer"

3. They have to have bad moral judgement (this also means targetting a younger group) and be in a state of mind where they are attracted to "bad boys" or something similar, maybe like faith finding a carbon copy of her daddy

4. They have to be somewhat present online, Ralph needs to control a second account to like and retweet himself to downplay how he destroys relationships.

So, essentially we're looking for someone young, from a broken home, who's desperately looking for an escape, but one to familiarity.

Man writing this out Ralph is really just the internet version of 20 year old guys prowling around highschools....
 
Faith will realize her father hates her and return to mi vida Ralph out of spite. Babymama 1 shall become Babymama 3 as the prophecy foretold. The demon babies, male and female, yin and yang, will combine forces and destroy the world signaling the age of darkness and the threesome shall unleash the pestilence that brings forth the end times.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
I nominate @Elaine Miller, a perfectly sane rich model with an accent. She's also the hacker known as 4chan and can run gayops for him.

@theralph stopped posting here a long time ago
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I am traumatised that Kiwis I’ve never seen before know who I am.
>perfectly sane
No.
>rich
Sure.
>model
Well… about that.
>an accent
Everyone has one.
>hacker known as 4chan
ABSOLUTELY.
But there is absolutely no chance I could entertain the idea of banging Ralph. My thotiness only extends towards the Internet & is for entirely attention/entertainment purposes. The only pro to fucking Ethan would be some type of inner feeling of satisfaction at fucking my enemy’s enemy but even then, it’s not worth it.
 
Calefactorite said:
Alice. Finish what you sharted started, Ralph.
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Horrifying, I can make it worse.

You heard it here, we're digging up Patty.

Elaine Miller said:
I am traumatised that Kiwis I’ve never seen before know who I am.
>perfectly sane
No.
>rich
Sure.
>model
Well… about that.
>an accent
Everyone has one.
>hacker known as 4chan
ABSOLUTELY.
But there is absolutely no chance I could entertain the idea of banging Ralph. My thotiness only extends towards the Internet & is for entirely attention/entertainment purposes. The only pro to fucking Ethan would be some type of inner feeling of satisfaction at fucking my enemy’s enemy but even then, it’s not worth it.
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Hey crazy bitch what are you even talking about? This thread had nothing to do with you.
 
Elaine Miller said:
I am traumatised that Kiwis I’ve never seen before know who I am.
>perfectly sane
No.
>rich
Sure.
>model
Well… about that.
>an accent
Everyone has one.
>hacker known as 4chan
ABSOLUTELY.
But there is absolutely no chance I could entertain the idea of banging Ralph. My thotiness only extends towards the Internet & is for entirely attention/entertainment purposes. The only pro to fucking Ethan would be some type of inner feeling of satisfaction at fucking my enemy’s enemy but even then, it’s not worth it.
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You're over 18 so you're too old for Ralph anyways. He likes talking to 17 year olds so he has a year to groom them.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
I nominate @Elaine Miller, a perfectly sane rich model with an accent. She's also the hacker known as 4chan and can run gayops for him.
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As a Portuguese, I have mixed feelings about this, since I'm prone to like Britons and hate Ralph.

England has helped us reconquering our country back and staying independent. I've also banged some Brit girls and couldn't be happier about it, love them. Ralph has done nothing but fucking up Portugal's image as a pedo heaven and an unsafe place, both not true.

As much of as a deranged attention whore @Elaine Miller might be, Ralph is a stupid gunted manlet. He's better of with low self-esteem pedo Pantsu. Worst case scenario, hook him up with Chris. That would definitely be a sign of the Dimensional Merge(™) - original content, do not steal.
 
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