Finding baby mamma #3

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Elaine Miller said:
there is absolutely no chance I could entertain the idea of banging Ralph
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Oof. How much abuse can the Ralphamale ego take? Even bottom of the barrel BPD whores (full offense meant) like Alice and Elaine are not willing to put out for him, at least not consensually. Maybe Meigh really is the best he can get... that is tough.
 
TherapyMan said:
Some people just want to poke the glass on the fish tank.
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When there's a crazy homeless person rummaging through the trash down the block it's not a good idea to lure it into your own yard even if it is funny to watch it spaz out and shit itself through binoculars...
 
Meigh’s sister of course. She’s better looking than Meigh and she’s v loyal, if standing by her man in a knifing doesn’t prove her love then I don’t know what?

It would be like the KF very own Jerry Springer episode.
 
If Ethan wanted to really own Null he should get on with Chantal.

Now I know she can't have babies, but really, Ethan's already 2-0 over Null in that regard, he needs to take it further and steal his true love aswell.
 
DewsLit said:
Goocheese is perfect for Ralph.
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This one. Goocheese is a fat, white trash, daddy issue, substance abuse bimbo with a internet fame level relatable to Ralph. Recent events also show that she is also somehow always the most retarded in any group she sucks her way into, a true Ralphamale talent.
 
matthew vicker’s most loyal cocksucker said:
This one. Goocheese is a fat, white trash, daddy issue, substance abuse bimbo with a internet fame level relatable to Ralph. Recent events also show that she is also somehow always the most retarded in any group she sucks her way into, a true Ralphamale talent.
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goocheese has aids too right? she really has nothing to lose hooking up with the ralphamale.

maybe we can get an arc where goo and mantsu throw down for the title of killstream korrespondent. i can’t see any downsides to it; it would be the first fight goocheese wins, and content for everyone else.
 
Pony! Hugger of People said:
Well rather than think of a person I can only think of requirements.

1. Has to be young, we know Ralph likes them young and impressionable. Also anyone with life experience would immediately see past his bullshit

2. Has to have a bad home/family life that he can leverage against them. Seems consistent that he tries to play the part of the "rescuer"

3. They have to have bad moral judgement (this also means targetting a younger group) and be in a state of mind where they are attracted to "bad boys" or something similar, maybe like faith finding a carbon copy of her daddy

4. They have to be somewhat present online, Ralph needs to control a second account to like and retweet himself to downplay how he destroys relationships.

So, essentially we're looking for someone young, from a broken home, who's desperately looking for an escape, but one to familiarity.

Man writing this out Ralph is really just the internet version of 20 year old guys prowling around highschools....
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Kramer on the phone said:
Soph is ugly as shit. not to be mean, but she apparently has some weird thyroid disease, she looks like a literal baby.
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So Soph it is then. Forever young (looking) too.
Hope Ralph waits till she's 18.
 
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