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std::string said:
Despite all the complaining in this thread, 90% of your runs are going to be smooth.

The other 10% it's time for the Benny Hill music.
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That is way too generous. I'd say it's closer to 60% of runs are smooth. Maybe less. It's generally a coin toss.
 
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Tbh if I was mid raid and saw an attack called "faggot" that dropped a bunch of logs on the tank then I'd be in fits of laughter. Cause in my mind that would be the boss calling you a slur before hitting you with a tankbuster.
 
Welsh Catgirl Enjoyer said:
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Tbh if I was mid raid and saw an attack called "faggot" that dropped a bunch of logs on the tank then I'd be in fits of laughter. Cause in my mind that would be the boss calling you a slur before hitting you with a tankbuster.
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Original thread is deleted, but fortunately bing saves caches so I've pulled them here for your reading enjoyment.

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Nobody agrees with this person. Everyone thinks she's a troll.
 
Welsh Catgirl Enjoyer said:
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Tbh if I was mid raid and saw an attack called "faggot" that dropped a bunch of logs on the tank then I'd be in fits of laughter. Cause in my mind that would be the boss calling you a slur before hitting you with a tankbuster.
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1. trypophobia isn't real, get bent
2. I would laugh, and in your case, it would be "if a character used an attack called great FIG", because dyke and dike aren't the same word.
3. "if you disagree ur wrong" I hope everyone in this community dies in the most painful way possible.
 
I ended up fanta-ing from Viera back to Miqo because I missed my hats and now I got a warg pelt of healing from a roulette. This must be fate.
 
ChromaQuack said:
1. trypophobia isn't real, get bent
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Nah. Trypophobia is real but the problem is that people massively overuse the term and claim that certain things make them have trypophobia because it makes them uncomfortable (usually because it's holes in a body part or something that's like an exotic plant that you really shouldn't touch). It's like how people will insist they have OCD because they like having something in order.

Anyway. P9S down, onto P10S. P9S is a pretty easy fight all things considered, with the only two real "difficult" parts being determining the front/back combination safe spots quickly, and the first Limit Cut mechanic (use JP and it's super easy tho, just remember you have two things to do if you get the numbers - moving out and taking towers - and only one thing if you have defamations). The rest of the fight is just basic mechanics like clock spot spreads or baiting cones to avoid rocks while a light party handles another mechanic.
 
Another week and Pyromancer is still acting like a tard, he threatened to sue Ginger Prime of all people and Xeno is enjoying the fuck out of it.

Welsh Catgirl Enjoyer said:
usually because it's holes in a body part or something that's like an exotic plant that you really shouldn't touch
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or bee/wasphives or a certain tropical insect that lays eggs into the skin of other animals that I don't want to look up because it's disgusting to remember
 
Zirnwyb said:
If any of you fuckers value your sanity do not start big fishing. If you don't value your sanity? Start big fishing it's wonderful! I'm down to just three fish for the damn <Big Fish> title and I am dead inside.
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I just started on going for all the big fish. My Teamcraft alarms and inventory bait are a mess but it's been a nice relaxing diversion. I would kill for a tacklebox option so it would unclutter your inventory.
 
Local Coyote said:
I just started on going for all the big fish. My Teamcraft alarms and inventory bait are a mess but it's been a nice relaxing diversion. I would kill for a tacklebox option so it would unclutter your inventory.
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Welcome to hell then, brother. I ended up using my saddlebag as my tacklebox because SE is chock full of faggots who won't give us one. Might I suggest going patch by patch for the big fish, though? But also keep alarms for the hellish ones like Ealad Skaan, Lancetfish, Cinder Surprise, and the Ruby Dragon. Those like to disappear for a while sometimes. Mostly Ealad, Cinder, and Ruby. For all the complaining I do in game to friends (and irl to poor Mr. Zirn), fishing is my favourite thing in game haha.
 
Zirnwyb said:
If any of you fuckers value your sanity do not start big fishing. If you don't value your sanity? Start big fishing it's wonderful!
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I read your post thinking to myself that I'd definitely lose my goddamn mind trying to do this because I hate fishing but then I realised that there's probably people who feel that way about savage raiding and wonder how I don't lose my mind spending 2 hours nonstop trying to get past a mechanic and failing. Turns out I can indirectly relate.
 
Vapewizard said:
I read your post thinking to myself that I'd definitely lose my goddamn mind trying to do this because I hate fishing but then I realised that there's probably people who feel that way about savage raiding and wonder how I don't lose my mind spending 2 hours nonstop trying to get past a mechanic and failing. Turns out I can indirectly relate.
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Funny thing is that I used to savage raid way back when, back when A3S broke up statics. Sure as shit broke up mine! I ended up pouring that energy for savage into fishing more seriously since I hadn't really bothered all that much with big fish up until then. Hilariously, this shit will keep you awake for hours like savage does and will have you waking up at ungodly hours for some big fish windows :story:
 
I might actually pick up big/rare fishing if I don't have anything else going on since I did do that one optional rare ARR fishing questline 'Feast of Famine' or something like that last year. (I know it's slightly easier to do one objective or two now compared to back in the ARR days) but it's just the idling waiting for a fish to bite is what such a bore to me.
 
Tanner Glass said:
The true dangers of FFXIV raiding, voicechat.

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Just when you think your hugbox is safe, a double misgender comes crashing through the window.
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This is like, literally like another umbral calamity guys.

Don't these niggers just love using photo filters and tech to (poorly) mask them being MEN? if people think you're a dude because of your voice, do training and add a voice changer on top, if a dickless canadian coke addict can sound halfway like a woman (or at least close enough not to immediately go "lol it's a dude") then you sure as shit should be able to while having the advantage of a voice filter and discord mic quality being ass.

Oh wait, it's not about that, it's about being a little drama whore because that's all this fucking community is about, not playing the game, being petty drama whoring bitches and reporting people, just like they do on twitter.
 
After a week away from the game as a whole, I realized I did have more fun playing Gunbreaker even though I'm more competent as a Paladin. This is not cope for failing the Dancer initiation quest
 
Tanner Glass said:
The true dangers of FFXIV raiding, voicechat.

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Just when you think your hugbox is safe, a double misgender comes crashing through the window.
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Oh sweet fuck, don't you dare misgender the stranger on the internet in this pickup group. Being respectful and mindful to hyperaware degrees of your fellow players is more important than raid mechanics – especially when you personally know fuckall about the other people in your group. If you can't pass the privilege check, then you'll wipe so hard that it breaks the static.

Has anybody ever actually managed to clear Tranny Ultimate? I think it might be hardest fight in the whole game.
 
Gravemind said:
Oh sweet fuck, don't you dare misgender the stranger on the internet in this pickup group. Being respectful and mindful to hyperaware degrees of your fellow players is more important than raid mechanics – especially when you personally know fuckall about the other people in your group. If you can't pass the privilege check, then you'll wipe so hard that it breaks the static.

Has anybody ever actually managed to clear Tranny Ultimate? I think it might be hardest fight in the whole game.
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No, it just goes full Pandaemonium Warden from XI on your ass and heals back to full after you wail on it for 18 hours.
 
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