FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
Cosmos said:
Names I'm going to start using in addition to slugfucker (names attributed to some hella creative Kiwis)
  • Slugpocalypse
  • SlimeSlut
  • SlugSlut
  • Goo-dless heathen
  • GastropodGlutton
  • SlimyYandere
  • Escargotfuck yourself/Escargot to hell
  • Slimediddler
  • Mucus molester
  • Phlegm fucker
  • Goodra sperger
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Goodra sperger made the list? I'm so proud.
 
Valiant said:
And he doesn't notice the several actual women in this thread that also get likes? Like Mama, Miraak, Myself and Many others?

I just think he wants to fuck a trap slug dragon and wants Cosmos to be a little girl.
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I think he's a confused psychotic manchild who will not admit that he wants to be the receiver in a man/man tryst. Why he thinks a slug dragon having a vagoo would cure the gay away, I have no idea.

Alternatively, crashed weather satellite is still quite possible, since gibbering fragments of machine code fit pretty well too.
 
Adamska said:
I think he's a confused psychotic manchild who will not admit that he wants to be the receiver in a man/man tryst. Why he thinks a slug dragon having a vagoo would cure the gay away, I have no idea.

Alternatively, crashed weather satellite is still quite possible, since gibbering fragments of machine code fit pretty well too.
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Maybe it's Cleverbot gaining sentience.
 
Adamska said:
I think he's a confused psychotic manchild who will not admit that he wants to be the receiver in a man/man tryst. Why he thinks a slug dragon having a vagoo would cure the gay away, I have no idea.

Alternatively, crashed weather satellite is still quite possible, since gibbering fragments of machine code fit pretty well too.
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Yeah, gosh man, stop forcing homosexuality on him! He forces it on himself plenty well enough.
 
Wow. He's like stuck in 2002 or something. The internet is inhabited by many a girl! One of the bigger Pokémon fansites is run by a girl and staffed by a lot of girls. And here at Kiwi Farms we have lots of girls! Including me, and Cosmos, and fishercat, and Meowthkip, and many others.
 
Kittyguns said:
He wants to BE fucked by the trap slug dragon. It's not gay if its femdom.
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Fucked in the ass by it's "Motherly Antenna", I'm not saying that butt-stuff is gay, but in this context it seems like he's trying to find a loophole.
 
At this point, I just hope that he/she/they/whateverthefuck actually waddles over here. The posts on the blog are coming at lightning speed. The butthurt is so obvious-- why not just come here instead of making it difficult for everyone?

Myself and the other ladies of the forum would love to have you here to answer our pressing questions. Like why do you enforce gender roles onto a fucking Pokemon?
 
I think "Motherly Antenna" are referring to the antennae used to communicate to him in high earth orbit.
 
malegoodra said:
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Yeah, gosh man, stop forcing homosexuality on him! He forces it on himself plenty well enough.
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The ignorance card he spat at me is pretty funny, considering how his whole "quest" is to force people to acknowledge his head canon. And I will happily mark how far you are in the closet SlugYandere because you're the guy who keeps offering up hilarious morsels like loving Cosmos due to you thinking she's a boy, all while desperately screaming that a slug monster has a vagoo and it is your waifu.
 
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