FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

[Lady Houligan]

I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT POKEMON MASTURBATING WHY THIS WHY ME

 

[malegoodra]

oh my good golly gracious gosh and guffaws, what an absolute cunt. SlimeSlut is in another plain of existence of the DEEP END.

I particularly enjoyed that they wrote a little story for me.

"Lambs..



Go and play it in a desert with no signs of life with you so called “male Goodra” boyfriend. Unfortunately, She’s scared of enclosed spaces and wants you to go in the hole so you can think that she’s saying “It puts the lotion on it’s skin” but you’re only dehydrated as digging that giant hole has tuckered you out and now you’re in need of water. Unfortunately, your Goodra friend cannot help you as she is not real. There are only female Goodra, but yours is “male”. You then ask your Goodra to lift you out, but she was nothing but a mirage. She’s gone, and there’s absolutely no way out. You’re in this 20 foot deep hole with no water, or signs of life. No help, no nothing. You will die within 6 hours. It’s 55 degrees celsius in that desert, and it is climbing. You are dead, and you were slimed by a Goodra who never existed in the first place due to your mental ways of life."

It's horribly written, but I am truly touched that he felt the need to write me such a lovely tale.

 

[Sharktopus]

@Overchek

I was JUST about to upload this.

REMEMBER THOUGH GUYS, HE'S NOT MAD.
NOT AT ALL.

 

[Sigyn]

You know what. I'm convinced. Slugfucker won me over, guys. I'm lesbian for Goodress now, dude. Your waifu is mine now.

 

[Adamska]

What SlugYandere (Unfortunately) wants to do to @Cosmos and @fishercat because he thinks they're dudes:

 

[Cosmos]

We went from this

To this

in mere hours.

Um, I can't explain it either.

 

[malegoodra]

He's gone haywire again.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

A Goodra can what? With... what? Does it bend over... or like... extend...

Goddamnit! The anatomy here makes no goddamn sense! Fuck!

 

[Night Terror]

Hey FG... the forum has a dark theme, if you'd prefer using that.
Also I'm pretty sure I had a female Goodra in my Y. Being a dragon enthusiast, she always had a spot on my team.

 

[DocScuttleButt]

aw fuck now we are all neck beards * looks into the mirror* this is like some sort of poltergeist fever dream, do you think if i start tearing off my face i'll turn back into myself?

 

[Overchek]

#goodra loves pussies

 

[John Furrman]

We went from this

To this

in mere hours.

Um, I can't explain it either.

gay

 

[Lady Houligan]

We went from this

To this

in mere hours.

Um, I can't explain it either.

Go with the purest explanation.

Autism.

 

[Kittyguns]

What the fuck kind of leap in logic just happened here?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

We went from this

To this

in mere hours.

Um, I can't explain it either.

You're becoming a goodra in his eyes. i'm so sorry @Cosmos.

 

[Null]

this forum is like 50% women. that's why pixyteri's thread has posts.

 

[Lady Houligan]

I'm pissed, I tried baiting him with the Professor "are you a boy or a girl" and he brushed me off. HOW DARE YOU BRUSH ME OFF, SLUGSWORTH.

 

[fishercat]

According to slimediddler, this forum is made up of 99% neckbeards and one shota. Possibly two. He hasn't decided what to call me yet.

 

[malegoodra]

"retractable dildo "cock""

I don't even.

 

[Cosmos]

You're becoming a goodra in his eyes. i'm so sorry @Cosmos.

I think I may have poked the hornet's nest a bit too hard...