FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%
  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%
  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%

  • Total voters
    717
I'm really starting to think he got fired from his job like Mapdark did.
 
FemaleGoodra, you said you loved me. You at least like me to some extent. But you refuse to acknowledge my real gender and cast me as a neckbeard and then as a "cute little shota boy." You seem to be fond of fishercat but get her gender wrong, too. Why is that?

I am a strong, independent, passionate young woman who don't need no man. Why are you trying to erase my identity? Goodra would never cast aside another female or stubbornly refuse to acknowledge her true self. Do you respect me or not?
 
http://femalegoodra.tumblr.com/

I sort of wonder if I'm avoiding his wrath because I am CLEARLY A FEMALE. Or is it because my tag under my username says Mama Bear? What's the matter, Slugbitch? Real women too intimidating so you need to fantasize about taking it from one that's designed to literally have no backbone?

Ohh... I wouldn't mention the mother angle. We all know how he feels about mothers...
 
I can't help but wonder what kind of fucked up background this guy comes from that he has to tell people to off themselves because they disagree with him.
 
Funnily enough, the picture of Goodra on his blog header is very masculine, as far as stereotypical gender traits in stylised cartoons go.

The angry face, dramatic pose and eyes, sinister grin, etc. More masculine/villainous traits than motherly or feminine.

See slugfucker I can make shit up based on some subjective details I noticed too
 
stop the ride i want to get off.png
 
I don't even know anymore. I seriously thought this was a persistent, occasional shitposter, like sergalfag on /tg/. This went from entertaining, to sad, to entertaining, to...I don't even know.

It's an imaginary creature so you can just go around his little rules with imaginary situations anyways. I wonder if his brain would short circuit or if he would start to backpeddal.
 
Names I'm going to start using in addition to slugfucker (names attributed to some hella creative Kiwis)
  • Slugpocalypse
  • SlimeSlut
  • SlugSlut
  • Goo-dless heathen
  • GastropodGlutton
  • SlimyYandere
  • Escargotfuck yourself/Escargot to hell
  • Slimediddler
  • Mucus molester
  • Phlegm fucker
  • Goodra sperger
 
"Cosmos is only getting all those awards and likes because he's posing as a girl".

Snailrailer, please.
Plenty of girls, myself included, have posted in this Thread and we're not getting tons and tons of likes dropped on us for having vags.
pls stahp now...you're grasping at straws.
 
I don't even know anymore. I seriously thought this was a persistent, occasional shitposter, like sergalfag on /tg/. This went from entertaining, to sad, to entertaining, to...I don't even know.

It's an imaginary creature so you can just go around his little rules with imaginary situations anyways. I wonder if his brain would short circuit or if he would start to backpeddal.

From my observations on this board I've noticed 90% of the time a lolcow will simply ignore inconvenient responses that catch them out and force them to confront their delusion. If you did find a way to stump him he'd probably just post another wall of meme babble.
 
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