FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

[malegoodra]

His latest bout of control+v tard raging can be summed as this:

I'm pretty sure this is an accurate description of his whole existence.

 

[fishercat]

Oh my god why do I always have to arrive late at the best parties?!

This is making me wish that my Goodra was male just to spite this crazy fucker.

 

[Godot]

please keep making more nicknames so i can add them to the list, guys

Mucus molester or perhaps phlegm fucker

 

[AnOminous]

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I think we honestly broke him, guys.

I'll never doubt Cosmos again.

 

[malegoodra]

I want to get off Femalegoodra's Wild Ride.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Oh my god why do I always have to arrive late at the best parties?!

This is making me wish that my Goodra was male just to spite this crazy fucker.

Senpai noticed you.

 

[fishercat]

It's like he's having a seizure all over his keyboard.

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Senpai noticed you.

You stay the fuck away from my Goober, slimedick.

 

[Adamska]

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Senpai noticed you.

While not a horrible slug-dragon beast, I feel this is quite fitting to the situation.

 

[Zvantastika]

Oh my god why do I always have to arrive late at the best parties?!

This is making me wish that my Goodra was male just to spite this crazy fucker.

Well, rule34 surely has images of Goodra as male... so if someone manages to convice him that those images are proof of Goodra being male, I'm sure it'll be fun to see his reply.

 

[malegoodra]

Well, rule34 surely has images of Goodra as male... so if someone manages to convice him that those images are proof of Goodra being male, I'm sure it'll be fun to see his reply.

I tried that once. He just claimed it was a female one with a dildo stuck to its crotch.

 

[Adamska]

Well, rule34 surely has images of Goodra as male... so if someone manages to convice him that those images are proof of Goodra being male, I'm sure it'll be fun to see his reply.

He'll deny them furiously while the Goodra in his pants inexplicably raises up and dribbles slime at the sight of so much manly members.

 

[fishercat]

Wait a minute... Goodra evolve from Sliggoo, which are snails... and snails are hermaphrodites.

 

[Cosmos]

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Senpai noticed you.

@fishercat, doesn't that give you just the creepiest feeling?

 

[malegoodra]

@fishercat, he noticed you again

 

[fishercat]

@fishercat, doesn't that give you just the creepiest feeling?

A lolcow has acknowledged me and I feel dirty now.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Wait a minute... Goodra evolve from Sliggoo, which are snails... and snails are hermaphrodites.

So his Slug Waifu is a trap?

 

[Zvantastika]

I tried that once. He just claimed it was a female one with a dildo stuck to its crotch.

Maybe if more people points it out and use different images, we'll manage to break something inside his head... again.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

It's really sad that he thinks affection is the antithesis of masculinity. It's like his father beat him or something.

And if he didn't beat slugfucker, maybe he should have.

 

[malegoodra]

Aww, @fishercat, he likes you

Maybe if more people points it out and use different images, we'll manage to break something inside his head... again.

Guys, we should start operation "Goodra Dicks Everywhere" and just keep sending him pics of male Goodras. I want to see him break again.

 

[Adamska]

So his Slug Waifu is a trap?

Well, he does get off on the idea of being penetrated by a Goodra, so...