Fate/Grand Order - aka Server Maintenance Simulator

[Cubanodun]

In other news, I managed to pull Okita Alter, Swimsuit Nobunaga, and Swimsuit Raikou. All at different times, of course. I really need to finish parts one and one point five, mainly so I can get to part two.

Dont know why, but im believing the rumour that USA has better rates, still cant complain with my luck recently, someone was kind enough to donate to me the 17 bucks i needed to roll the paid gacha and managed to roll Abigail Williams and after wasting 2 tickets i got Scatach=Skadi, Valkyrie and Circe, everyone was salty because i roll good stuff without paying

The fandom is celebrating because Scatach=Skadi is the new queen that came to make quick great, and not again because quick was never great, you are in luck if you have the 4 support gods that means you can wreck shit with any composition you want

The problem is that GOOD quick servants that can use Skadi potential are not very common, thankfully you can use her like she was Merlin, if you have for example Summer Scatach (that should be appearing by now in USA) Sakata Kintoki (Rider) or Achilles you can pretty much obliterate anyone and make those number skyrocket using Skadi first skill Primeval Rune that is actually Merlin's Hero Creation but for Quicks

Still there is no news about the new summer event, but at least there is going to be anime about Babylonia and Camelot the two best orders of the first part

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Dont know why, but im believing the rumour that USA has better rates, still cant complain with my luck recently, someone was kind enough to donate to me the 17 bucks i needed to roll the paid gacha and managed to roll Abigail Williams and after wasting 2 tickets i got Scatach=Skadi, Valkyrie and Circe, everyone was salty because i roll good stuff without paying

The fandom is celebrating because Scatach=Skadi is the new queen that came to make quick great, and not again because quick was never great, you are in luck if you have the 4 support gods that means you can wreck shit with any composition you want

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The problem is that GOOD quick servants that can use Skadi potential are not very common, thankfully you can use her like she was Merlin, if you have for example Summer Scatach (that should be appearing by now in USA) Sakata Kintoki (Rider) or Achilles you can pretty much obliterate anyone and make those number skyrocket using Skadi first skill Primeval Rune that is actually Merlin's Hero Creation but for Quicks

Still there is no news about the new summer event, but at least there is going to be anime about Babylonia and Camelot the two best orders of the first part

I can see that Tamamo's bunker busters are gonna fall out of that kimono at any rate and it's nice that the later orders are getting animated adaptations. Also, Jeanne D'Arc is getting a swimsuit version, and only six months after Granblue had their Jeanne get a swimsuit version.

 

[Cubanodun]

Also, Jeanne D'Arc is getting a swimsuit version, and only six months after Granblue had their Jeanne get a swimsuit version.

Actually Jeanne Summer existed since last year but she was not playable, she was a craft essence

This is not the first time Delightworks do this kind of thing, Muramasa was the craft essence Limited/Zero Over and Asagami Fujino was the craft essence Mystic eyes of distortion, Fujino was made playable as Archer class in the KnK rerun, Muramasa appeared in the Shimosa singularity as a Saber class servant

 

[BeanBidan]

I have the worst fucking luck when it comes to summoning. So I'm surprised I got some good ones. Still haven't leveled or ascended one bit since I'm doing the summer event. Some ascension material is just fucking hard to get it's annoying.

 

[Cubanodun]

I have the worst fucking luck when it comes to summoning. So I'm surprised I got some good ones. Still haven't leveled or ascended one bit since I'm doing the summer event. Some ascension material is just fucking hard to get it's annoying.
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I was very lazy when farming and leveling up servants (because before all the updates and fixes leveling up was horrible) until I got into Camelot where I was wrecked by Gawayn and cia, it took me like three months of grinding to level up all my SR/SSR to Max to git gud , I still don't like to grind materials I just stockpile from the events and grind QP from time to time

Still you got lucky and got carmilla that she can wreck riders and heal herself , I think I remember doing her quest to np upgrades she was one of my mains besides Shiki until I got King Hassan and Semiramis

 

[TheScooper]

I just want Florance, I managed to pull all the America chapter servants put her.

 

[Cubanodun]

I just want Florance, I managed to pull all the America chapter servants put her.

She is right now in the JP memorial gacha of America but i'm not interested in her

And today Delightworks is showing what people already expected, they are making Quick somehow viable with almost all the servants that can generate stars or are quick being buffed and killing a lot of memes in the process

First Artoria went up in the ranks and now is part of the meta when they finally killed that abomination of skill called instinct, it only took 3 years,still the other Saberfaces need upgrades (Mordred has Instinct, sames as Prototype Arthur that is also plagued with not 1 but 2 bad skills) then they buffed a lot of servants that are actually quick like Medusa, Ushiwakamaru, Sasaki Kojiro, Cu chulainn lancer,Edmond dantes, and Hassan of the cursed hand, the problem is that if you want to reap the benefit of them you need Scatach skadi so you have to $$$$$ if you want to be a game play whore

Still making bets on when Prototype Merlin is going to be implemented, the meta needs to be shaken a little because the dick wizard is still invincible

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

She is right now in the JP memorial gacha of America but i'm not interested in her

And today Delightworks is showing what people already expected, they are making Quick somehow viable with almost all the servants that can generate stars or are quick being buffed and killing a lot of memes in the process

First Artoria went up in the ranks and now is part of the meta when they finally killed that abomination of skill called instinct, it only took 3 years,still the other Saberfaces need upgrades (Mordred has Instinct, sames as Prototype Arthur that is also plagued with not 1 but 2 bad skills) then they buffed a lot of servants that are actually quick like Medusa, Ushiwakamaru, Sasaki Kojiro, Cu chulainn lancer,Edmond dantes, and Hassan of the cursed hand, the problem is that if you want to reap the benefit of them you need Scatach skadi so you have to $$$$$ if you want to be a game play whore

Still making bets on when Prototype Merlin is going to be implemented, the meta needs to be shaken a little because the dick wizard is still invincible

Oh thank god you didn't say Altria and thank god that they killed Instinct. Arguably one of the most worthless skills out there.

 

[Cubanodun]

Oh thank god you didn't say Altria and thank god that they killed Instinct. Arguably one of the most worthless skills out there.

Saying Altria is considered haram, dont care what Nasu says, same as when they romanized Mashu as Matthew

 

[FunnY]

I think the last time I did the guaranteed when NA had its anniversary was a Sanzang.

Summer event for part 1 got Tamamo Lancer, Kiyo Lancer, and the Ann and Mary archer while part 2 got Artoria Archer, Ruler Martha, and Caster Marie (cause I'm rolling for part 2). I don't get why that summer event is equivalent to Journey of the West. At least the event was made where you can farm with specific servants to increase total drop amount without the usage of rolling for CEs.

Kind of surprised Artoria finally got her Instinct buffed. If they did got her buffed, there are some slim possibilities that the other remaining with Instinct will get it buffed. I would wait for years at most cases.

 

[Cubanodun]

Summer event for part 1 got Tamamo Lancer, Kiyo Lancer, and the Ann and Mary archer while part 2 got Artoria Archer, Ruler Martha, and Caster Marie (cause I'm rolling for part 2). I don't get why that summer event is equivalent to Journey of the West. At least the event was made where you can farm with specific servants to increase total drop amount without the usage of rolling for CEs.

It is not like journey to the west, the drops were better and the shop was good, also you had a objective that is building the most bitching island you can, i really liked that event, Journey to the west was just a grindwank that require CE to be efficient

 

[Namesarehardtocomeupwith]

Trying to feed fat saber from 1 to 30 since I realize I don't have a saber and wasted a bunch of xp getting a great success. Thinking that can't happen 2 times in a row I try to do another one and wasted more xp again. Why can't you do it when I'm leveling higher level servant game.

Just kill me.

 

[FunnY]

Spoiler: Some NA multis.

For my NA experience, I decided to be retarded and roll with some multis on the part 2 gacha banner for summer. Got Martha Ruler on 2nd multi (cause I forgot to screenshot it) and a Swimsuit Artoria on 3rd multi pull. What got me was that I did the part 1 banner and it pulled a Jeanne out of nowhere, but it's fair enough considering I wanted her anyway. Only costed me about 180 quartz to say the least.

The only 2 rulers left I don't have is Amakusa and Sherlock.

 

[Cubanodun]

Spoiler: Some NA multis.

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For my NA experience, I decided to be exceptional and roll with some multis on the part 2 gacha banner for summer. Got Martha Ruler on 2nd multi (cause I forgot to screenshot it) and a Swimsuit Artoria on 3rd multi pull. What got me was that I did the part 1 banner and it pulled a Jeanne out of nowhere, but it's fair enough considering I wanted her anyway. Only costed me about 180 quartz to say the least.

The only 2 rulers left I don't have is Amakusa and Sherlock.

I dont have Martha Ruler but she is a godsend because almost all the Rulers beside Amakusa are support, Jeanne was very low in the ranks because her NP for some reason came with a Stun, it took years for DW to notice how retarded that was and removed it, now she is a solid support, Sherlock is...weird, he is support but can and will hit hard, just put him with a CE that boost Arts perfomance and spam Elementary my dear to wreck stuff, he is almost invincible if you pair him with Da Vinci

I wasted all the quartz i was saving for Summer 2018 (JP) and got Ushiwakamaru Assassin, now i almost regret it because MHX Foreigner is in the second gacha, need to get some quartz to see if i can get her, and for some reason B.B apparently is in the second gacha and she is a Moon Cancer SSR, so if you were lazy and did not finish the CCC Event now you can get a more powerful version of her

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

BB looks like the biggest wigger and of course, her tits are gonna fall out of that toilet paper strip.

 

[BeanBidan]

I hate how much AP the missions in events use. I know i should be doing the 2nd island event for Scáthach since I probably only have 4 days left but god damn you can only do the higher lvl'd ones at least twice or 3 times at most.
I gave up and just started playing GBF.

 

[Cubanodun]

BB looks like the biggest wigger and of course, her tits are gonna fall out of that toilet paper strip.

People is half disappointed half happy with her summer version, in one hand you get a Moon Cancer SSR but in the other hand you are going to have a servant that you are barely going to use because she is only useful against avengers and they are very rare even in events, i'm aiming for mecha MHX foreigner, i want another foreigner because screw Bersekers

I hate how much AP the missions in events use. I know i should be doing the 2nd island event for Scáthach since I probably only have 4 days left but god damn you can only do the higher lvl'd ones at least twice or 3 times at most.
I gave up and just started playing GBF.

You lack discipline

 

[Sperglord Dante]

woah there's a thread for this? in my kiwifarms?

I had like 160 quartz before the anniversary and then received some ~350 or so from the anniversary and log-in bonuses. All went to Skadi.

She didn't show up, and while I pulled some decent SRs the only SSR I got was Enkidu (jesus fucking christ, why is his skillset such a complete clusterfuck?). Then to rub salt on the wound I popped my f2p cherry on the GSSR caster gacha hoping to get Waver/Merlin/Tamamo/Sanzang/Da Vinci/anyone but Scheherazade. Guess who came out of the rainbow circle?

by the way, the game is fully degenerate now:

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

woah there's a thread for this? in my kiwifarms?

I had like 160 quartz before the anniversary and then received some ~350 or so from the anniversary and log-in bonuses. All went to Skadi.

She didn't show up, and while I pulled some decent SRs the only SSR I got was Enkidu (jesus fucking christ, why is his skillset such a complete clusterfuck?). Then to rub salt on the wound I popped my f2p cherry on the GSSR caster gacha hoping to get Waver/Merlin/Tamamo/Sanzang/Da Vinci/anyone but Scheherazade. Guess who came out of the rainbow circle?

by the way, the game is fully degenerate now:

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May Goetia kill this abomination.

 

[Cubanodun]

She didn't show up, and while I pulled some decent SRs the only SSR I got was Enkidu (jesus fucking christ, why is his skillset such a complete clusterfuck?). Then to rub salt on the wound I popped my f2p cherry on the GSSR caster gacha hoping to get Waver/Merlin/Tamamo/Sanzang/Da Vinci/anyone but Scheherazade. Guess who came out of the rainbow circle?

Feel you, the person that gave me 20 bucks to roll in the paid gacha only have Sheherazade as his only SSR caster then he wasted 20 bucks just to get another copy of her, i dont roll in the casters gacha because i pretty much have all of them (except Scheherazade, Illya, Xuanzang and Anastasia)

(Please dont bully me for not having ascended Gil caster i just got him like 10 minutes ago)

Also what the hell with that furry thing? is one of the Doujins of the summer event 2018 that you have to make? absolutely haram