Fate/Grand Order - aka Server Maintenance Simulator

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Feel you, the person that gave me 20 bucks to roll in the paid gacha only have Sheherazade as his only SSR caster then he wasted 20 bucks just to get another copy of her, i dont roll in the casters gacha because i pretty much have all of them (except Scheherazade, Illya, Xuanzang and Anastasia)

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(Please dont bully me for not having ascended Gil caster i just got him like 10 minutes ago)

Also what the hell with that furry thing? is one of the Doujins of the summer event 2018 that you have to make? absolutely haram
Anastasia is a pretty cool servant, and is adorable. Go cuck that crypter out of Ana because he doesn't fucking deserve her.
 
Anastasia is a pretty cool servant, and is adorable. Go cuck that crypter out of Ana because he doesn't fucking deserve her.

Cucking Kadoc is practically a meme, it doesnt help the sudden change that Anastasia has through all her bond lvls toward you, at least i have the joy of cucking Amakusa

Yeah, it's one of the bonus CEs you can get after each loop.

and i thought the yaoi one was bad
 
People is half disappointed half happy with her summer version, in one hand you get a Moon Cancer SSR but in the other hand you are going to have a servant that you are barely going to use because she is only useful against avengers and they are very rare even in events, i'm aiming for mecha MHX foreigner, i want another foreigner because screw Bersekers



You lack discipline

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Boi u right but I have more waifus in GBF and I like the music. And honestly I play way longer than I can in fates even with the apples. Been farming items for 2-3 days straight and can do another weeks worth. It's been pretty fair to me. Also I'm addicted to the casino feature. Which you can pm play forever.
 
Found today the quick notes about the event and one of the mandates of BB-Pele is that all the doujins you make has to be Family friendly

Then you get this

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Family friendly indeed
 
Don't dick that nun, or you will cause the end of the world!

The world is a fair price for the best experience of your life

And today i got my weekly ticket 0 quartz 0 loading screen and got the Super Robot

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Now i can seriously say fuck the gacha because the only one i wanted is her, people want to come to my house to give me a beating because they wasted 50 bucks and only got events CE, i paid nothing and this is the third servant i summon on this event

By the way a little tip, dont skip summoning animation on the BB gacha because she is a super troll and can come with a spark summon (a silver card that suddenly turns gold)
 
The world is a fair price for the best experience of your life

And today i got my weekly ticket 0 quartz 0 loading screen and got the Super Robot

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Now i can seriously say fuck the gacha because the only one i wanted is her, people want to come to my house to give me a beating because they wasted 50 bucks and only got events CE, i paid nothing and this is the third servant i summon on this event

By the way a little tip, dont skip summoning animation on the BB gacha because she is a super troll and can come with a spark summon (a silver card that suddenly turns gold)
Oh god. I threw everything that I got for BB, only to get XX four times. Fuck you BB.
 
Oh god. I threw everything that I got for BB, only to get XX four times. Fuck you BB.

You have not trolled enough people, she must be the only servant i know that immediately after she was released she got a skin... that is only her without the tan
 
So the next event is going to be a Rerun of the Fate Zero collab event where there IS NO WAIFUS YOU FUCKING WEEB DEGENERATE instead you get saber diarmoud aka that mistake/meme that was born when the America Singularity was announced

As far a i remember this event was very generous in QP so if you need to level up your skills this is a good time, also you can get the second best healer in the game if you are salty about not having Merlin, now if you excuse me i have to drag some traitors that refuse to come back from Azur lane, they need to suffer the harshness of the gacha with me
 
IINM QP farming was heavily nerfed as in the orginal the exchange rate was 1 coin: 10,000 QP and now it's 2 coins: 10,000 QP.

Of course, having the CEs from the original rerun and stronger servants kinda bridges the gap a bit. I have 2 MLB Iskandar (yeah I got 5 extra drops), 1 MLB Sola, 1 MLB Geass and 2 Kayneth. I think once the highest difficulties are relased I could score some 300 coins per run.
 
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IINM QP farming was heavily nerfed as in the orginal the exchange rate was 1 coin: 10,000 QP and now it's 2 coins: 10,1000 QP.

Of course, having the CEs from the original rerun and stronger servants kinda bridges the gap a bit. I have 2 MLB Iskandar (yeah I got 5 extra drops), 1 MLB Sola, 1 MLB Geass and 2 Kayneth. I think once the highest difficulties are relased I could score some 300 coins per run.

Yeah i still have my old CE, got a policy of never burning anything that could be useful later, the knk rerun prove me right

Edit: wasted the ten tickets got him

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What's the worst looking servant according to you guys?

Anyone drawed by Aotsuki takao, all their servants look very cheap just compare Boudica with Jaguarman and Parvati, Opinions are divided about Takahashi keitarou because there are people that really like Nightingale
 
Raikou, hands down. Aside from the inflated balloons that are supposed to be her tits, the rest of the anatomy doesn't line up. Her neck is too long, shoulders aren't wide enough, waist is waaaaay too anorexic for someone with gigantic tits. Her arms feel like they're too long and slim, especially her fingers (especially if you look at her 3rd Anniversary CE art). Then there are her huge as fuck hips and thick thighs, but for some reason from her knee down it looks like she has sticks attached. She reminds me of sssniperwolf's photoshoped pics that NerdCity did a video on a while back.
 
Raikou, hands down. Aside from the inflated balloons that are supposed to be her tits, the rest of the anatomy doesn't line up. Her neck is too long, shoulders aren't wide enough, waist is waaaaay too anorexic for someone with gigantic tits. Her arms feel like they're too long and slim, especially her fingers (especially if you look at her 3rd Anniversary CE art). Then there are her huge as fuck hips and thick thighs, but for some reason from her knee down it looks like she has sticks attached. She reminds me of sssniperwolf's photoshoped pics that NerdCity did a video on a while back.

And she is a recicled design from one of Raita porn doujins but people like her so nobody actually complain, the other designs of him are more acceptable (Kintoki,Shuten Douji,Moriarty)
 
And she is a recicled design from one of Raita porn doujins but people like her so nobody actually complain, the other designs of him are more acceptable (Kintoki,Shuten Douji,Moriarty)


I'm not sure about the Japanese audience, but a lot of people from other regions seem to agree that her design is terrible. Unfortunately, doujin art sells, so he'll probably be drawing characters similar to Raikou/his porn characters at one point or another. It's a shame too, since Moriarty looks really good, while Kintoki is decent and Shuten, even though she's a sexualized oni loli, has at least somewhat decent anatomy.
 
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